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| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 5878 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Farms Harvested: | 831 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
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