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FalcomCraft Minecraft Server

10th anniversary, Alternate Saga, CN/KR version, Demo, Downloads, Epic Games Store, Falcom, Falcom Games, Falcom General, FalcomCraft, gameplay footage, guides, hajimari, Kai no Kiseki, Kuro 1, Kuro 2, Leaks.., Legend of Heroes, Minecraft, Mods, Oath in Felghana, pre-patched translations, ps4, saves, scans, Server, Switch, Tokyo Xanadu, translation patches, undub patches, Website, Ys vs. Trails in the Sky

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	977
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Void Gems Collected:	23
Void Armor Forged:	25	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Ender Dragons are jealous. We’ve got more mods, saves, and pre-patched translations than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling it out in the world of Minecraft like never before. Build your own epic structures, explore new lands, and conquer the Nether like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got leaks of Ys vs Trails in the Sky: Alternate Saga port/localization in development. That’s right, you can battle it out in the skies with your favorite characters from both series.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s craft some epic memories together. Trust us, this server is so awesome, even Herobrine is a regular player.

FightCraft Minecraft Server

action movie stars, action stars, Actors, badass actors, Combat Skills, Fight, fight choreography, fight scenes, FightCraft, hand to hand combat, Hollywood fighters, martial artists, Martial Arts, Minecraft, movie action, movie fights, on-screen brawls, physical training, screen fighting, Server, stunt doubles, stunt performers, tough guys

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8167
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Void Gems Collected:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can witness some of the most epic battles between actors who can actually fight! Ever wondered what it would be like to see Leonardo DiCaprio throw down with Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson in a pixelated arena? Well, look no further because on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for insane PvP battles where Hollywood’s finest duke it out for supremacy. Will Tom Cruise’s parkour skills be enough to take down Jason Statham’s brute strength? Only time will tell on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have special events where you can team up with your favorite action stars to take on hordes of zombies, creepers, and skeletons. Can you survive the onslaught with Keanu Reeves by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ultimate showdown of actors who can actually fight! Just remember, in this world, the only rule is to never talk about Fight Club…oops, wrong movie.

SwiftieSquad Minecraft Server

Best Friend, Choice, clubbing, Concert, decision, Disappointment, eras tour, Friend, gift, Girlfriend, hangover, Happy, inconsiderate, Minecraft, overreacting, roommates, Server, sick, swiftie, SwiftieSquad, Taylor Swift, ticketmaster, TICKETS, work emergency

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3667
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this drama? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this story.

Reasons to join: 1. We have surprise events just like the surprise song section at the concert. You never know what’s coming next! 2. We value appreciation and enthusiasm, just like giving the ticket to a die-hard Swiftie. 3. Experience the thrill of making tough decisions, like choosing between a concert and a sick girlfriend.

Join now and see if you can handle the drama and excitement of our Minecraft server! Who needs a concert when you have us?

BlockyInheritance

assets, Austin, beneficiaries, bequeathment, BlockyInheritance, Charity, children, Court, DEBT, estranged, Financial, Friend, House, Inheritance, Investments, Lawyer, net worth, Spouse, texas, thailand, Trust, Will

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	458
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magic Items Found:	8736	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ores Mined:	2807

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even in-game inheritance drama is more exciting than real life! 🏠💰

🔥 Join us and experience the thrill of deciding whether to accept a luxurious house near Austin, Texas, or pass it on to some estranged adult children who didn’t even visit their dad during his illness! 😱

💸 Sell the house, rent it out, or donate the proceeds to charity – the choice is yours! Just make sure to watch out for those ex-colleagues of good repute who witnessed the will, they might be lurking around in the game too! 👀

💰 With a house worth a whopping $1.8 million, you’ll be adding more than just a few percent to your net wealth – talk about a Minecraft jackpot! 💸💰

👻 And who knows, maybe you’ll even encounter the ghost of the first wife haunting the property from over 20 years ago! 👻

🎉 So come on in and join the fun – because on this server, even the most mundane real-life situations turn into wild Minecraft adventures! 🎮🤣🏠

HotCraft: Rank Yourself 1-10!

Appearance, attractiveness, beauty, Confidence, HotCraft, hotness, personal evaluation, RANK, Ranking, scale, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assessment, self-confidence, self-image, self-perception

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9255
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ores Mined:	8550	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33

Are you a solid 11 on the hotness scale? Then you need to join our Minecraft server, where only the hottest players are allowed! We have a strict dress code of diamond armor only, because anything less would just be a fashion disaster. Plus, our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to date us. So come join us and show off your hotness while building epic structures and slaying mobs like a boss!

MosquitoCraft – Bite-sized Fun!

annoyance, Bitesized, Biting, blood-sucking, buzzing, Chikungunya, dengue fever, disease carrier, encephalitis, full-bellied mosquito, Fun, Human, insect, itchiness, malaria, MosquitoCraft, Pest, Pest Control, vector-borne disease, West Nile virus, Yellow fever, Zika virus

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3724
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Animals Bred:	23
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles with their hooves.

if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is home to a secret underground disco where the zombies and skeletons let loose and show off their killer dance moves. trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper break it down on the dance floor.

oh, and did i mention that our server is guarded by a team of ninja chickens who will protect you from any pesky griefers trying to ruin your fun? that’s right, these chickens are trained in the ancient art of karate and will not hesitate to peck anyone who dares to mess with you.

so come on down to our crazy minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even spot a full-bellied mosquito doing the macarena.

🌈 Endless Noobs Island [SMP] 1.20.4 Java Semi-Vanilla 18+ Whitelist Dynmap LGBTQ+ Friendly

1.20.4, apply, borders, Builder, Builds, commands, Community, Discord, donation, Dynmap, Economy, Endless, Events, Friendly, ISLAND, java, LGBTQ, Lore, Map, Noobs, player head database, Reset, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, smp, Staff, Survival, voice chats, Whitelist

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4082
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	257	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Farms Harvested:	728	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Welcome to Infinity Isles!
https://discord.gg/infinityisles

Overview
We are a fresh 18+, semi-vanilla Java Minecraft server which began on the 25th of March this year. Our community started off small but has since expanded massively, bringing in players from all across the globe into an exciting and close-knitted community. We are always looking for new players to join us so if this sounds like the fit for you, be sure to apply! We’ll be updating to 1.21 soon, and will be expanding our world border!

Overview

We are a fresh 18+, semi-vanilla Java Minecraft server which began on the 25th of March this year. Our community started off small but has since expanded massively, bringing in players from all across the globe into an exciting and close-knitted community. We are always looking for new players to join us so if this sounds like the fit for you, be sure to apply! We’ll be updating to 1.21 soon, and will be expanding our world border!

What makes us stand out?
🍦 SEMI VANILLA: Our server is whitelist and for 18+ players only. We are a primarily vanilla survival server with additions to improve gameplay such as fast leaf decay, dynmap and head drops. We also welcome the use of Litematica.
🔒 WHITELISTED: We ensure that every application is thoroughly read over to ensure that the best players join our community. Rest assured, trolls and immature players are not welcome here. Our staff team will promptly handle griefers, and any damage they may cause is swiftly rolled back and repaired.
🌎 SERVER LOCATION: We are hosted on the East US coast to ensure good connection and reachability for players all around the world.
🍃 PLAYER RUN PROJECTS: As we are a new server, we are actively looking for players to help with developing the server’s appearance! Whether you are a builder or a material gatherer, everyone’s effort is appreciated to help the server grow its collection of beautiful builds!
🗝️ ADVENTURES: Infinity Isles has its very own history and lore for you to explore! Join to see if you can discover the world’s mystical secrets and hidden gems!
🛒 SHOPPING DISTRICT: Infinity Isles has its very own player-run shopping district with light rules to ensure the economy of the server remains stable and fair!
🐻 EVENTS: We hold weekly events with prizes in store, such as our weekly fishing contests held on weekends, spleef, build contests and more!
💸 NO PAY-TO-WIN: Donation perks are strictly non-P2W to ensure every player has the fairest playing experience. All proceeds go directly towards improving server performance as the server continues to expand and grow each week. Contributors have access to fun commands such as /sit and /lay and will also be able to access player head database using /hdb. You can browse our donation options at https://infinityisles.tebex.io/.
🔧 STAFF: Our team of friendly staff is here to help you if you need a hand!
👾 DISCORD: We have an active community over on Discord regularly chatting in channels and in voice chats!
Our map is still largely unexplored, however we will be expanding the map’s borders by the time the 1.21 update rolls around so you won’t need to worry about your builds being reset.

Join us today! Apply in our discord:
https://discord.gg/infinityisles

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)
Q: How do I apply to join the server?A: You can apply to join the server by joining our Discord server and following the instructions in the application channel.
Q: Are there age restrictions to join the server?A: Yes, our server is for players who are 18 years and older.
Q: What plugins do you have on the server?A: We have plugins such as fast leaf decay, dynmap, head drops, and Litematica to enhance gameplay.
Q: Are donations P2W (Pay-to-Win) on the server?A: No, our donation perks are strictly non-P2W to ensure a fair playing experience for all players.
Q: How can I report griefers or rule breakers on the server?A: You can report any griefers or rule breakers to our staff team, who will promptly handle the situation and repair any damage caused.

BoredCraft Minecraft Server

body hurts, BoredCraft, boring day, breaking the ice, building relationships, conversation starters, empty head, feeling isolated, finding common interests, forming friendships, getting to know people, Loneliness, Make Friends, making a good impression, making connections, Minecraft, overcoming shyness, reaching out, Server, social anxiety, Social Skills, socializing, spending time together

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7441
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Crops Grown:	8524
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Emeralds Found:	5454
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Are you tired of boring days and feeling like you have no idea how to make friends? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about awkward conversations or not knowing what to say. Just jump in and start building, exploring, and battling with your new friends. Our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who are always up for a good time.

And if you’re feeling a bit down, don’t worry – our server has magical healing powers that will have you feeling better in no time. Just log on and let the good times roll!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends along the way.

Spicy Doremi Minecraft Server

anime for kids, childhood nostalgia, comedy, Coming of Age, cute witches, Doremi, FANTASY, Female Protagonists, friendship, Heartwarming, japanese animation, magical adventures, magical girl anime, Magical powers, magical transformation, Minecraft, ojamajo doremi, Ojamajo Doremi fans, Server, slice of life, spellcasting, spic people, spicy, witch anime

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8511
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you want to spice up your gaming experience with a little magic and mischief? Look no further than our server, where we bring the wacky world of Ojamajo Doremi to life for all you spicy players out there!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where flying broomsticks are the norm and potions can turn you into a talking cat (meowza!). Our server is filled with colorful characters and crazy quests that will have you laughing and scratching your head in confusion at the same time.

But that’s not all! We also have a special “Spice Challenge” where players have to eat the spiciest peppers in the game to unlock exclusive rewards. Trust us, it’s not for the faint of heart (or stomach)!

So why wait? Join us on our Ojamajo Doremi for spic people server and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even discover your own magical powers along the way. Just don’t be surprised if you start seeing flying pigs and dancing skeletons… it’s all part of the fun!

TheraCraft Minecraft Server

anger management, BETRAYAL, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, emotional distress, emotional trauma, family conflict, family counseling, family dynamics, forgiveness, Grief, Healing Process, Loss, Minecraft, Relationship Repair, Resentment, Server, sibling rivalry, stepsiblings, stepsister, TheraCraft, Therapy, unresolved issues

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8660
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your stepsister drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, crazy builds, and epic battles.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player’s stepsister tried to ruin their life by breaking their precious DVD from their late dad. But fear not, on our server, there are no evil stepsisters to ruin your fun! Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness.

So come on down to our server and leave all your family drama behind. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a diamond sword, am I right? Join now and let the healing power of Minecraft wash away all your troubles. And remember, forgiveness is overrated when you can just block someone instead!