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EA’s Delisted Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3146
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Divine Spears Created:	26
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	New Chunks Explored:	32127
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Tired of boring old SimShitty? Join our Minecraft server where you can actually build and create without any pesky always-online bugs ruining your fun! Plus, we’re so awesome that even Electronic Arts couldn’t handle our greatness and had to delist us from the Wii Virtual Console. So come join us for some epic building, crazy adventures, and a whole lot of laughs! Who needs SimShitty when you can have all the fun on our server instead?

Block Ops 6 Minecraft SMP

Activision, anticipation, black ops 6, BLOCK, bring it back, call of duty, Campaign, COD, disappoint, First Person Shooter, first trailer, futuristic warfare, Gaming, Gaming Community, Good, Minecraft, multiplayer, New Release, Ops, Shooter, smp, Treyarch, video games, zombies

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5201
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise to bring back the glory days of COD…wait, wrong game. But hey, who needs guns when you have diamond swords and creepers, am I right?

Join our server for a chance to battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches that will leave you questioning your sanity. Will you be the next Minecraft champion or will you end up getting blown up by a stray creeper? Only time will tell.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a mysterious player who rules over all the chickens in the land. Will you be able to defeat him and claim the title of Chicken Lord for yourself? Or will you end up being pecked to death by his army of feathered minions?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

BroBroBrokeCollegeDropout

bills, BroBroBrokeCollegeDropout, college, difficult time, dropping out, education, Expenses, family, Financial Stability, financial support, Guilt, part time job, PRESSURE, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, selfish, sibling, Stability, Struggle, Successful

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8970
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of balancing college, work, and family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

🤑 Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into giving away your hard-earned diamonds to your lazy brother who dropped out of Minecraft University? Don’t worry, on our server, we support your right to keep your loot for yourself! No more sacrificing your precious resources for someone who can’t even mine a block properly.

🌟 Join us and let’s build a world where family drama stays in the real world and not in your Minecraft inventory. Who needs to lend diamonds when you can use them to craft epic armor and weapons to conquer the virtual world? So grab your pickaxe and join us for a hilarious and drama-free gaming experience! #FamilyDramaFreeServer 😂🎮

LostStudents43 – JusticeDelayed

Accountability, activism, Demand, Disappearance, families, government accountability, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, international attention, investigation, Justice, JusticeDelayed, LostStudents43, mexico, missing students, protest, social justice, student movement, Tragedy, unresolved cases, unsolved mysteries

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6493
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186

come join our epic minecraft server where we solve mysteries like the disappearance of 43 students in mexico! we got secret underground tunnels and spooky forests to explore. maybe we’ll even find the missing students hiding in our pixelated world! join now for a chance to be a hero and bring justice to these poor families. plus, we have epic loot and crazy adventures waiting for you! don’t miss out on the action, join now!

Zany Zenless Minecraft Server

Agent Record, Arcade, back in business, Bizarre Brigade, character demo, daily check-in, Dev Face-to-Face, hoyolab, hoyoverse, Lighter Lorenz, Minecraft, News, Overlord’s Feast, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, special program, Teaser, Tour de Inferno, Trailer, Tsukishiro Yanagi, Upcoming Events, useful links, zany, Zenless, zenless zone zero

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7692
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can battle fiery mobs and conquer the depths of the Nether like never before. But that’s not all, our server is so lit that even the Devs have face-to-face meetings in the Zenless Zone Zero – you might even catch a glimpse of a wild Notch in the wild!

Looking for some crazy adventures? Well, look no further than our server where you can team up with Agent Tsukishiro Yanagi and Agent Lighter Lorenz to take down the Overlord’s Feast and claim your rightful place as the ruler of the land. And if that’s not enough, we have the Bizarre Brigade at the Arcade – because who doesn’t want to battle bizarre creatures in a virtual world?

But wait, there’s more! Daily check-ins, double drops, and more await you in our Back in Business event. And don’t forget to redeem your codes for exclusive in-game goodies – because who doesn’t love free stuff?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you will ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Casual Sex Attracts Subterranean Minecraft SMP

5G conspiracy, age reversal, ancestral ghosts, ancient spirits, ATTRACTS, Casual, Casual Sex, chemotherapy, children’s cancer, Hybrid Species, Liberation, Media portrayal, Minecraft, reptilian conspiracy, self-professed shaman, September 11 attacks, sex, shamanistic powers, Shamir Medical Center, smp, Subterranean, subterranean spirits, vagina cleansing

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1161
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	34	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	292
Farms Harvested:	370	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing scarier than creepers is the conspiracy theories floating around! Join us for a wild ride as we uncover the truth behind subterranean spirits in vaginas, children wanting cancer, and reptilian hybrids shaking up the world.

Looking to reduce your age by having your atoms revolved? We’ve got you covered. Want to chat with the ghosts of ancestors who appointed you as a shaman? We’ve got those too. And don’t even get us started on the 5G technology conspiracy – it’s all real, folks.

So come on down to our server and let’s unravel the mysteries of the universe together. Just remember, the truth is out there…and it’s probably hiding behind a pixelated block somewhere.

SnitchCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, ac, ADVANTAGE, altruistic, Angry, books, Community, Conflict, Confrontation, Facebook Buy-Nothing group, free, Friends, Furniture, laundry detergent, Minecraft, Moving, Neighborhood, Screenshots, SELLING, Server, SnitchCraft, snitching

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7384
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where snitches get stitches and ACs are worth their weight in gold! Join us for a wild ride of drama and intrigue as we navigate the treacherous world of virtual item trading.

Looking for a place to unleash your inner detective skills? Look no further! Our server is filled with juicy scandals and backstabbing friends who will stop at nothing to get their hands on that coveted AC unit. Will you be the hero who exposes the scammers, or will you join forces with the dark side and profit off of other people’s generosity?

But beware, the stakes are high in this virtual world. One wrong move and you could find yourself blocked, banned, or worse – the subject of endless gossip in the neighborhood chat. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep into the underbelly of the buy nothing group – just make sure you’re prepared for the consequences!

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama and chaos of our Minecraft server. Remember, in this world, snitches might get stitches, but they also get a front-row seat to all the action!

LuxHotelAFK

all inclusive, brother, communication breakdown, consequences, family dynamics, family plans, family trip, Friction, high end, hotel staff, Hungover, irresponsible, LuxHotelAFK, luxury hotel, nightlife, overdoing it, parental expectations, passed out, sibling relationships, Tension, unresolved conflict

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9648
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a night out with my brother? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure that will leave you questioning your life choices just like I questioned mine after that hotel incident.

Our server is like that last drink your brother just couldn’t resist – once you join, you won’t be able to leave! With unlimited possibilities and unlimited chaos, you’ll never have a dull moment. Just like my brother, who always takes things to the extreme, our server will push you to your limits (and maybe even break a glass door or two).

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a night out with my brother, join us now! Just make sure to have your parents’ credit card handy for any unexpected charges… 😉 #YOLOminecraftserver

LebCraft: Macron’s Plea

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, lebanon, LebCraft, Macron, Macrons, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Négotiation, peace talks, Plan, PLEA, political pressure, united nations, US, world news

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7411
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Magic Items Found:	2157
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Towns Built:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

lol ok so like this server is so lit u gotta join cuz like Macron himself called on the US to like pressure Israel to accept this epic Lebanon ceasefire plan but like instead of that drama u can just join our server and build epic stuff and battle mobs and stuff u know? like who needs real world drama when u can have virtual world fun amirite? so come join us and leave all that political stuff behind cuz we’re all about having a good time and building crazy stuff in Minecraft. u won’t regret it, promise!

Awkward Last Words RP

awkward, BIZARRE, death, dramatic, Dying, eerie, eerie experience, emotional, final moments, INTENSE, last words, Life, mortality, Reflection, Solemn, strange, surreal, unexpected, unexpected twist, unsettling, Words

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	309
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	8

so, like, imagine if you were on this server, right? and you’re just minding your own business, building a sick castle or whatever, and then all of a sudden you get attacked by a gang of evil chickens with swords! like, what even is that, bro? but don’t worry, because on this server, you can ride on the back of a giant flying pig to escape those pesky poultry.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away? yeah, it’s lit, fam.

and if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a trip to the nether and challenge the devil himself to a game of rock-paper-scissors. spoiler alert: he always picks rock.

so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? come hang out with us and experience all the craziness for yourself. just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.