Cheapsville Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Cheapsville: Where even the creepers can afford a house!

2024.., Afford, affordability index, affordable housing, average home price, average income, buy a house, Cheapsville, Community, cost of living, CREEPERS, Economic, Financial Planning, Flint MI, Home ownership, House, housing affordability, Michigan, MLive, public interest, Ratio, real estate, salary, united states

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4210
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the housing market is so cheap, you’ll think you’re in Flint, MI! Our average income to home price ratio is a mind-blowing 0.95, meaning you can buy a mansion with just pocket change!

Join us and build your dream home without breaking the bank. Want a castle made of diamonds? Done. A treehouse in the clouds? Easy peasy. A cozy hobbit hole with a view of the lava lake? We got you covered.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to own the house of your dreams for less than a year’s salary. Come join us on our server and start building your affordable paradise today!

Daily Gunsmith Cats Burst Minecraft SMP

90s, action, Anime, Burst, Cats, Chicago, chicagoooo, christmas, city life, Daily, Festive, gun, Guns, Gunsmith, holiday season, Manga, Minecraft, Retro, Smith, smp, vintage, weapons

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5711
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Void Armor Forged:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we’re bringing back the 90’s vibes of Chicago in the most outrageous way possible! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds while jamming out to the Backstreet Boys and sipping on a Capri Sun. It’s like a time warp to the coolest decade ever!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like synchronized block building competitions where the loser has to wear a neon fanny pack for a week. And don’t even get me started on our annual pizza party where we all dress up as our favorite 90’s sitcom characters and battle it out in epic PVP matches.

Join us for a totally tubular time filled with nostalgia, laughter, and maybe even a few pranks involving slime and slap bracelets. It’s like stepping into a time machine and landing in the wackiest version of Chicago you’ve ever seen. So grab your scrunchies and rollerblades and come join the fun!

SmartyPantsMC SMP

astute, brainpower, Brainy, Bright, Clever, Crafty, Cunning, deceptive, GENIUS, Insightful, intellectual, intelligence, perceptive, savvy, sharp, shrewd, Sly, Smarter, SmartyPantsMC, smp, underestimated, Wise

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9812
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Buildings Constructed:	48	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Void Gems Collected:	10	Chimeras Created:	3

Hey gamers, do you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell you about this server that is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

First of all, our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone and can build insane contraptions with their tiny wings. They may look like regular chickens, but don’t be fooled, they are the real brains behind this operation.

We also have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you at all costs. And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon a hidden portal that will take you to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the chickens are the real rulers. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DumpedCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, attachment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Breakup, Communication, Conflict, DAUGHTER, DUMPED, DumpedCraft, emotions, Friends, Girlfriend, high school, Minecraft, mom, parenting, relationship, Respect, Server, Son, teenagers

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	237
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Emeralds Found:	5378	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the thrill of high school relationships gone wrong!

Join us and witness the epic saga of Dylan and Melanie unfold before your very eyes. From heartbreak to sweater retrieval missions, this server has it all. Will Dylan apologize for not wanting to date Melanie anymore? Will Melanie ever recover from the breakup heard ’round the server?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for intense conversations with other players’ parents about their kids’ dating lives. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

So come on down and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and questionable parenting decisions. Who needs a soap opera when you have our server? Join now and witness the chaos for yourself!

GreenEyedAbandonment

Abandoned, aita, alcohol, Asshole, blue eyes, brother, Confrontation, Cult, disowned, facebook, family relationships, foster care, Friend, green eyes, GreenEyedAbandonment, intolerant, jaw drop, Nonbinary, Sane, shitshow, shunning

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5729
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5354
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Buildings Constructed:	25
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Void Gems Collected:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	388	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the drama of real life and enter a world where eye color doesn’t matter! On our server, having green eyes won’t get you disowned by your family – in fact, it might even make you stand out in a crowd of blocky characters!

We can’t promise you won’t run into any cults or family drama, but at least you’ll have a group of friends to back you up when things get crazy. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find some long-lost siblings with purple or pink eyes – anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

So come join us and let’s build a world where eye color is just a fun fact, not a reason for family feuds. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough – or in this case, a player with emerald eyes!

LonelyCraft SMP

Abandoned, alone, dejected, depression, Desolate, disconnected, Empty, Forlorn, friendless, introverted, ISOLATED, ISOLATION, lack of communication, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, Melancholy, neglected, Sadness, smp, social withdrawal, solitary, solitude

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9544
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Bro, if you’re spending more time talking to Minecraft villagers than actual real-life humans, it’s time to join our epic SMP! We’ve got more virtual friends than you can shake a pickaxe at. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. So if you want to test your skills against the ultimate Minecraft legend, you better join us ASAP! And don’t even get me started on the secret diamond mine we have hidden under spawn. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the crazy adventures and shenanigans that go down on our server. Lonely no more, my friend. Join us and let the Minecraft madness begin!

Celeb Feet Thread Minecraft SMP

best of the best, celeb, Celeb feet, celeb foot pics, celeb foot worship, celebrity feet, celebrity foot model, celebrity soles, celebrity toes, famous feet, feet, foot admiration, foot fetish, foot fetish community, foot fetish content, foot fetish discussion., foot fetish forum, foot fetishism, foot lovers, foot pics, foot worship, Minecraft, smp, Thread

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4220
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Star Shards Collected:	61	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of wild wolves wearing top hats. Legend has it that anyone who mines from this diamond mine will gain the power to fly like a chicken and shoot fireballs from their nostrils. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who have mastered the art of parkour and can run faster than a speeding minecart. Join them in their quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon who has been terrorizing the land with his terrible dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server and become the best of the best in all of blocky land!

Crafty20sRegrets Minecraft SMP

Adulthood, advice, career development, Crafty20sRegrets, Decision making, early 20s, Experience, guidance, hindsight, learning, life lessons, Maturity, Mentorship, Minecraft, personal growth, Reflection, regret, relationships, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, smp, wisdom

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2356
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

OMG, like, if I could go back to my early 20s, I would totally tell myself to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, this server is the bomb dot com!

First of all, the admins are like, super hot and they give out free diamonds to anyone who joins. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can find enchanted golden apples just lying around!

But the best part is the crazy adventures you’ll have with the other players. I once teamed up with this dude who had a pet dragon and we went on a quest to slay the Ender Dragon while riding llamas. It was insane!

So yeah, if you want to level up your Minecraft game and have a ton of laughs along the way, you HAVE to join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #bestserverever 😂🎮💎🐉

ChildSuppCraft Minecraft Server

abandonment, absent father, blended families, Boundaries, child support, ChildSuppCraft, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional baggage, family disputes, family dynamics, family history, Fatherhood, financial support, forgiveness, generational trauma, Minecraft, parental responsibilities, past trauma, relationships, Resentment, Server, trust issues

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4567
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual family without any of the real-life drama!

On our server, you can create your own ranch house just like the one in the story, but with no pesky stairs for unwanted relatives to move in. Trust us, it’s a one-floor paradise!

Forget about child support payments and family arguments, on our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring endless possibilities. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can game in peace without any rude comments from virtual step-relatives.

Join now and leave all the real-life family drama behind. Who needs a dad who only reaches out for his own benefit when you can have a whole virtual community to support you? Let’s build a better family together, one block at a time!

MineCraftyHolidayFun2024

aita, assholery, christmas, Civil, Community, December 2024, families, family time, Feedback, holiday break, MineCraftyHolidayFun2024, Moderators, New Year, open forum, Regional, Restricted, rules, Spinoffs, Suggestions, travel

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7471
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server where we take our holidays seriously! Last year, we had a bit of a mishap with the server going into POO MODE during Christmas and New Year’s, but fear not, this year we are going all out with a Restricted mode for the entire holiday period. Why, you ask? Because even mods need family time, and some of us need to travel to get away from the crazies in our lives (looking at you, Aunt Karen).

But don’t worry, once January 2 rolls around, the server will be back to normal and you can resume your usual Assholery. So mark your calendars and get ready for some epic Minecraft adventures in 2025!

And remember, no direct links or uncensored screenshots allowed – we like to keep things classy around here. So join us on this wild ride and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next holiday season). See you on the server!

Anxiety-Free Mindset SMP

AnxietyFree, mindset, smp

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8201
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Void Gems Collected:	22	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Divine Spears Created:	21	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Are you tired of living in a world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you find yourself daydreaming about epic adventures and crazy shenanigans? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us and embark on wild quests, build insane structures, and battle mythical creatures like the legendary Chickenzilla and the fearsome Creeper King. Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, master builders, and expert treasure hunters just waiting to team up with you.

But beware, because this SMP is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere on the map that leads to a dimension filled with dancing pigs and talking sheep. Will you be brave enough to find it?

So if you’re ready to ditch the mundane and dive headfirst into a world of chaos and laughter, then join us on our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what crazy adventures await you!