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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 4450 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Ores Mined: | 4930 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 31 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Our server is perfect for seasoned professionals like yourself, who just need a break from the real world and want to escape into a world where your children are your whole world. Plus, we have a strict “no rude comments about kids” policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about insensitive coworkers.
Join us today and let your virtual children roam free in a world where you can focus on what truly matters – building epic structures, exploring new lands, and maybe even finding a virtual summer camp for your little ones. And if anyone dares to make a snarky comment about your family size, just tell them to “worry about their own kids” and keep on gaming like the boss parent you are. See you in the game!