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Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 2917 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
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