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Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where Even the General Will LOL

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4306
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Dimension Hops:	4	New Chunks Explored:	901483
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to spawn here! Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, mine diamonds with your pet llama, and battle against an army of evil chickens trying to take over the server. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life – join us now and prepare for some epic LOLs!

Mama’s Block Party: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

BLOCK, Bond, Caring, children, Connection, CREEPERS, devotion, emotional, family, fear, guidance, love, mamas, maternal, Motherhood, motherly, Nurturing, oh mama, parenting, Party, Role Model, sacrifice, strength, Support, Tread, unconditional love

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7845
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Towns Built:	5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Farms Harvested:	977

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of cheese! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn as friendly unicorns.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the Macarena. And don’t even get me started on our annual pumpkin pie eating contest – last year, Steve ate so much pie he turned into a pumpkin himself!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. Oh mama, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server That Definitely Wasn’t Made by Anonymous, No. 916845265

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	484
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Dragons Tamed:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most epic server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja pandas who will guide you through your Minecraft journey with their expert skills and adorable fluffiness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of chicken jiu-jitsu. Join them in epic battles against evil cows and sheep who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant farm!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky, where gravity is optional and you can build your dream base without any pesky mobs bothering you. Plus, we have a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless amounts of diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Hot Blocks and Not Blocks – A Minecraft Server for Rating Pixelated Women

attractive, beauty ideals, beauty standards, blocks, body image, Confidence, cultural preferences, Diversity, fashion trends, hot, Inclusivity, Individuality, intelligence, Minecraft, personality traits, physical appearance, pixelated, Rating, Self-expression, sense of humor, Server, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, Women

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1935
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Potions Brewed:	177
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Dragons Tamed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where all the hot babes hang out! We only allow the hottest women to join, so you know you’ll be surrounded by eye candy all day, every day.

But don’t worry, if you’re not a supermodel, you can still join our server and bask in the glow of all the hotness around you. Who knows, maybe you’ll even pick up some tips on how to be hotter yourself!

So come on over to our server and see for yourself why we’re the hottest Minecraft server around. Just be prepared to bring your A-game in the looks department – we don’t mess around when it comes to hotness!

BlockyBanter – LOLcraft

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2017
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Crops Grown:	4397	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on occasion.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and party with zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and a killer dance move.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Blocky Boogaloo: The Server Where Numbers Are the Real MVP

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1744
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond banana hidden deep within the jungle biome. But be warned, the banana is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious fruit!

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on the challenge of the lava parkour course, where you must navigate your way across pools of molten lava while dodging fire-breathing llamas. Trust us, it’s a real hoot!

And if you’re looking for a more relaxing experience, why not try your hand at our underwater basket weaving competition? Compete against other players to see who can craft the most beautiful basket while fending off attacks from the mischievous squid squad.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to watch out for the rainbow unicorns – they may look cute, but they have a mean streak a mile wide.

Crafty Creepers: Where the Iron Dome is Useless

America, anti-semitism, Conflict, Crafty, CREEPERS, Defense, defense system, Dome, hezbollah, international relations, Iron, Iron Dome, kikes, MIDDLE EAST, military technology, Missiles, Pissrael, Rockets, SECURITY, Support, threat, useless, WARFARE, weapons, West

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5428
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	161
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more explosive than the Iron Dome? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Hezbollah would be impressed. With over 100,000 missiles ready to sweep through any competition, you’ll be sure to dominate the battlefield. Join us and show those kikes in Pissrael who’s boss! America and the West won’t know what hit them when they see the chaos on our server. So come on, join the madness and let the games begin!

MineLOL – Crafting Chaos and Epic LOLs!

AD-EU, April Trading Post, Chaos, Crafting, dragonflight.blizzard.com, Epic, General Resources, heroic raids, level squish, lols, MEETUPS, MineLOL, murlok.io, patch 10.2.6, raider.io, Raids, Remix: Pandaria, S4 Dungeon changes, Shiver Me Timbers, the war within, trading post items, World of Warcraft, wow-petopia.com, wowg, wowhead.com

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8159
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Enchantments Applied:	298
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Emeralds Found:	6220	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have epic meetups that are so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in! Watch out for the War Within trailer, because things are about to get wilder than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory.

Patch 10.2.6 is here and it’s causing a plunderstorm that will make you shiver in excitement! But don’t worry, our Remix: Pandaria will take you on a journey through raids and heroic raids that will leave you screaming “FOR THE HORDE!”

We’ve made some insane S4 Dungeon changes that will have you sweating harder than a pig in a hot desert. Get ready for harder M0 dungeons with no affixes or timer – it’s a challenge fit for a diamond-clad warrior like yourself.

And don’t even get us started on the April Trading Post. We’ve got items that will make you feel like you’ve hit the jackpot in a mineshaft full of diamonds. Plunderstorm section? Spring finery? It’s all here, waiting for you to dive in and claim your loot!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server where the adventures are crazier than a chicken riding a pig into battle. Old players are welcome, but get ready for a whole new world of madness and mayhem. See you in the game, adventurer!

IncelCraft: Where even the creepers can’t get a date! Join us for WW3 shenanigans and blocky mayhem!

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6157
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Villages Defended:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Void Gems Collected:	25	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Are you tired of spending your days in a bunker during WW3, wondering if you’ll ever find love? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and enlist in our virtual army, where you can show off your PvP skills and maybe even attract a virtual qt while you’re at it. Who needs real-life combat when you can battle it out in our pixelated world and potentially find your pixelated soulmate? So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive WW3 and find love in the process!

Farmville Frenzy

character design, crop rotation, decent person, FANTASY, farmville, Frenzy, isekai, Isekai Kenkokuki, magic systems, Manga, manhwa, Overlord, Power Fantasy, Re:Monster, Reborn as a Feudal Lord Gathering a Talented Elite So This Land Can Thrive by Employing My Past Life Experiences as an Overworked White-Collar Worker, Recommendations, Saga of Tanya the Evil, Struggling, The Exiled Reincarnated Heavy Knight is Unrivaled in Game Knowledge, The Greatest Estate Developer, trash genre

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	225
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will transport you to a whole new world of adventure and fun? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate isekai experience you’ve been dreaming of!

Join us for a wild ride filled with diverse character designs that will make you forget all about those boring old tropes. Say goodbye to kemonomimi slave girls and hello to male MCs with male friends who actually earn their strength through hard work and struggle.

Our server features a hard magic system that will immerse you in a world like never before. And don’t worry, our author is a decent person who won’t brush aside any questionable behavior from our MCs (looking at you, Re:Monster).

So come join us on this epic journey, where you’ll meet characters you’ll actually care about and experience adventures that will keep you coming back for more. Trust us, this is the Minecraft server you never knew you needed in your life!