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Blocky Boners: The Minecraft Server for Small (or Average) Penis Players

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4779
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	136
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the beauty of small (or average) penises! This is a safespace for all the guys out there who are rocking a modest size downstairs to come together and share their dicks without fear of ridicule or sph (small penis humiliation).

Join us for a wild ride as we embark on epic quests to prove that size doesn’t matter in the world of Minecraft! Build towering structures with your modest blocks, slay dragons with your not-so-intimidating sword, and conquer the land with your average-sized army.

But remember, on this server, only those with small (or average) penises are allowed. So leave your sph at the door and come join us for a hilarious and empowering journey through the world of Minecraft. Let’s show the world that even the smallest of swords can slay the mightiest of beasts!

NeetCraft: Where even the unemployed can mine for diamonds!

diamonds, economic hardship, economic support, financial assistance, Financial Stability, financial support, government assistance, job market, Jobless, living expenses, NEET, NEET benefits, neet lifestyle, NEETcraft, POVERTY, social security, social welfare, societal impact, underemployment, unemployed, unemployment, welfare system, youth unemployment

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2612
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dimension Hops:	11

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some CRAZY reasons why:

1. Our server is so LIT that even NEETS are thriving here! We have special quests and challenges just for them, with rewards that will make you RICH in game!

2. Forget about boring benefits of 400€ a month, on our server, NEETS get virtual GOLD raining down on them every single day! Who needs real money when you can be a virtual millionaire?

3. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary NEET who became the richest player in the game by doing nothing but NEETING all day long. Will you be the next NEET superstar?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest NEET adventure of your life! Remember, on this server, NEETING is not just a lifestyle, it’s a way of life.

PussyCraft: Where the Blocks Are Always Wet

1.5, blocks, PussyCraft, wet

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5002
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Falling into the Void:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as her pussy through those Nike Pros! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest and most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine filled with creepy clowns who only spoke in cat memes. It was a sight to behold, and only those brave enough to join our server can experience such madness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary chicken army, led by a giant chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. They roam the land, spreading chaos and laughter wherever they go.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be prepared for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MemeCraft: LOL Edition

bullshit, Community, CONTENT, discussion, Edition, Entertainment, forum, funny, humor, internet, lol, Memecraft, memes, ONLINE, photos, Posting, Random, sharing, social media, Thread, Videos, viral

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5425
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Void Armor Forged:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Dimension Hops:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your meme-loving, video-watching, and photo-posting needs!

Join us and experience the craziest adventures in the Minecraft world. Build a house out of diamonds, ride a llama into battle, and battle against a horde of zombie chickens!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He’s always up for a game of musical minecarts or a round of hide and seek in the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community on the internet! Previous Thread: Click here for more madness!

NukeCraft: Where Countries Battle it Out!

arms race, battle, China, Countries, defense capabilities, France, global security, India, international relations, Israel, military strength, North Korea, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, nuke count, nukecraft, Pakistan, Poopesh Dickshit, russia, truthNVKES, uk, Usa

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6530
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Potions Brewed:	133	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! We’ve got players from all over the world, including North Korea, Israel, India, Pakistan, UK, France, China, USA, Russia, and even Poopesh Dickshit (yeah, we don’t know either).

Join us for explosive PvP battles where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. Build your own impenetrable fortress and defend it against raiders who will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds.

But that’s not all! We also have ridiculous mini-games like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even a game where you have to survive a zombie apocalypse while wearing a tutu (seriously, it’s a thing).

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the planet. Who knows, you might even make friends with Poopesh Dickshit himself!

BlockyBoys R Us: Where Even the Pixels are Hung

adult content, Anime, BlockyBoys, boys love, explicit, explicit content, explicit language, explicit scenes, Gay, graphic content, hentai, hung, hung shota, Manga, Mature, mature audience, mature themes, NSFW, pixels, sexual content, sexual themes, what’s the fucking point, yaoi

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7084
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Towns Built:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a ridiculous adventure filled with shota drama and chaos? Join us now and witness the absolute madness that awaits you!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of deranged players stumbled upon our server and were immediately sucked into a whirlwind of shota shenanigans. They built the most outrageous structures, engaged in epic battles, and even tamed a pack of killer bunnies to do their bidding. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary hung shota – a mythical creature that roams the land, causing chaos wherever it goes. Will you be brave enough to face this monstrous being and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Bionicle Babes and Blockheads: A Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, animation, Anon, art, Babes, Barriers, Bionicle, Blockheads, Characters, Creation, creativity, design, Fandom, fanfiction, FANTASY, imagination, inspiration, lego, Minecraft, Obstacles, Sexy, Taboos, Toys, Women

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4294
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Star Shards Collected:	86
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the possibilities are as endless as your imagination! Are you tired of boring old blocky characters? Well, on our server, you can create sexy Bionicle women to spice up your gameplay!

Join us and embark on epic adventures with your new Bionicle companions. Build a fortress together, mine for diamonds, and battle evil mobs side by side. Who knew that the key to success in Minecraft was having a squad of sexy Bionicle women by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and start creating your dream team of sexy Bionicle women today! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server. Join now and let the madness begin!

QuirkCraft: My Hero Academia Edition

#my hero academia, Academia, action, Adventure, Anime, cuck, deku, determination, Edition, friendship, Hero, Manga, nuff said, power, Protagonist, Quirk, QuirkCraft, SHONEN, society, strength, SuperHero, Training, Villain

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1462
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Legend has it that this server was created by a group of crazy gamers who were tired of boring old Minecraft servers. They decided to spice things up by adding insane mods and ridiculous challenges that will test your skills to the max.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden diamond mine on this server that is guarded by a pack of angry creepers. If you manage to survive the explosions and make it out with the diamonds, you’ll be hailed as a hero among players.

And let’s not forget about the unbelievable PvP battles that take place on this server. It’s like a gladiator arena, with players fighting to the death for glory and bragging rights. Will you come out on top and be crowned the ultimate Minecraft warrior?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this hilarious and chaotic Minecraft server and experience the adventure of a lifetime! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Pixelated Pleasure Palace 2: The Quest for the Last Jerk

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4521
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Votes:	835
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Void Armor Forged:	25	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can EXPLORE and CREATE to your heart’s content!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden DUNGEON filled with TREASURE beyond their wildest dreams. Legend has it, they are still counting their diamonds to this day!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can BATTLE fierce mobs, TEAM UP with other players, and even FLY on a magical unicorn (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be prepared to have the time of your life! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the last girl you jerked off to 2…wait, scratch that, that’s just weird. But seriously, join our server, it’s a blast!

Crafty McCraftface: ‘Your country’ Edition

Country, Crafty, Edition, hair status, McCraftface, your country, your hair status

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5464
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft player with the most luscious locks of hair you’ve ever seen. Legend has it that anyone who joined their server instantly had their hair transformed into the most fabulous styles imaginable. From rainbow-colored braids to diamond-encrusted ponytails, this server was truly a hair paradise.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest diamond ores you’ll ever find. They say that if you mine deep enough, you’ll uncover a secret cave filled with diamonds the size of your head. Who wouldn’t want to join a server like that?

So come on, join us on this wild adventure and experience the hair-raising fun for yourself. Who knows, you might just walk away with a new hairstyle and a pocket full of diamonds.