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The LOLcraft Server: Where Anon’s No. 196297002 Rules!

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9400
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Farms Harvested:	568
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	90
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the pigs fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD . But when they tried to take it, a herd of dancing llamas appeared out of nowhere and started breakdancing around them! It was the craziest thing you’ve ever seen!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical UNICORN that poops out rainbow-colored wool blocks. Yes, you heard that right. And if you can catch the unicorn, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So come join us on our HILARIOUS and WACKY Minecraft server, where the adventures never end and the laughs never stop. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MataraCraft: Where Nijisisters Rule and Matara is Always Right!

Accuracy, Bitches, Discernment, Doki, female power, Foresight, Insight, Instincts, intuition, Matara, MataraCraft, Nijisisters, Perception, Reliability, rule, Sayu, Sisterhood, Trust, Truth, Understanding, wisdom, women intuition

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3271
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Buildings Constructed:	27	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magic Items Found:	5100	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! The Nijisisters were onto something when they said Matara was the place to be, and boy were they right about Doki. But let me tell you, they were REALLY right about Sayu.

On this server, we don’t mess around. We have a sixth sense for detecting drama and we embrace it with open arms. It takes a woman to know a woman, and let me tell you, we can sniff out the bitches from a mile away.

Join us if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with glamour, intrigue, and more drama than a reality TV show. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly legendary. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

Blocky Bants: Cops vs Brits Edition

Accountability, African American, Bants, Black Lives Matter, blocky, British, Brits, civil rights, community relations, Cops, discrimination, Edition, equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, law enforcement, minority rights, police accountability, Police Brutality, police violence, racial discrimination, racial injustice, racial profiling, racism, social justice, systemic racism

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3973
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Chimeras Created:	4

Welcome to our ultimate Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and dive into a world of endless possibilities! But wait, you may be wondering, do African American British people suffer from police brutality on our server? Fear not, for on our server, everyone is treated equally and with respect, no matter their race or nationality!

Join us and embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and battle fearsome creatures with your friends. But beware, there are rumors of a legendary diamond-encrusted llama that roams the land, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of a lifetime! Who knows, you may even uncover the hidden secrets of the enchanted taco forest or stumble upon the mystical unicorn disco party! The possibilities are endless on our server, so come and join the fun!

Blocky Boner Adventures: Is Bone Pressed Your Real Size?

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4214
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Enchantments Applied:	148	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we ask the important questions like, “Is bone pressed your real dick size?” Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures and blocky shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. Legend has it that if you join our server, you too may stumble upon such treasures and become the richest player in all the land.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon who has been known to challenge players to epic battles. Defeat the Dragon and earn the title of Dragon Slayer, along with bragging rights that will make all your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and discover a world of endless possibilities, hilarious moments, and maybe even uncover the truth about bone pressed dick sizes.

Haruhi’s Blocky Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Universe, Anime, blocky, comedy, existential crisis, GOD, haruhi suzumiya, Haruhiism, Haruhis, high school, japanese animation, Kyon, light novels, Manga, Mystery, philosophical debate, pop culture, reality warping, science fiction, SOS Brigade, Supernatural, time travel

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	301
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1203	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Void Armor Forged:	27
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we settle the age-old debate of who’s the real God – Haruhi or Kyon! Join us and embark on mind-blowing adventures as you navigate through insane challenges and quests.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret unicorn army that will help you conquer all your enemies with their magical powers. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting for the bravest player to find.

So why wait? Join our server now and prove once and for all who’s the real God in this hilarious and action-packed Minecraft world!

Crafty Captive’s LOL Mine

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6899
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Meteorites Collected:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher! Join now or risk losing our beloved hostage – who is actually just our admin pretending to be held captive for attention. But hey, who doesn’t love a good drama, right?

Reasons to join our server: – Our hostage situation adds an element of danger and excitement to your gaming experience. Will you save them in time or will they meet a tragic fate? Only time will tell! – Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways. Rumor has it, if you find them all, you’ll unlock the ultimate power of…um, winning at Minecraft? – Our community is like no other. We have players from all over the world, including aliens from outer space and time travelers from the future. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll have with them!

So what are you waiting for? Join now before our admin gets too bored of pretending to be a hostage and actually starts causing some chaos. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on all the fun!

BritsCraft: Tea, Crumpets, and Creeper Explosions

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7771
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Enchantments Applied:	115
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with giant chickens that were actually friendly and gave out diamonds instead of eggs. Can you imagine the riches you could acquire from these feathered friends?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dance party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing champions. You won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else, folks!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our boss battles that include fighting a massive ender dragon armed only with a rubber chicken. It’s a challenge like no other, but the rewards are legendary.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience all the madness and mayhem that awaits you in this teeming off edition of Minecraft!

Crafty Crisis Crew

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3844
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9171
Star Shards Collected:	68	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further, because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride where creepers throw parties, endermen breakdance, and pigs ride around on saddled chickens like it’s a rodeo!

Our server is so crazy, even the zombies have started a boy band and perform concerts every night in the nether.

But that’s not all! We have a secret hidden diamond mine guarded by a friendly dragon who loves to give out hugs (and diamonds).

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again.

CasualCraft: Ruining Everything, One Block at a Time

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7052
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1361	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3913	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we don’t accept those lame PC gamers who can’t even install drivers! Our community is full of MODDING GENIUSES who can code in their sleep and create the most mind-blowing mods you’ve ever seen.

Join us and leave those basic PC gamers behind! Our server is where the real LEGENDS hang out, not those Reddit-loving zoomers who can’t handle a little challenge.

Come experience a THRIVING community where creativity knows no bounds and where the only limit is your imagination. Don’t be a basic PC gamer, join us and become a MODDING MASTERMIND today!

DesiCraft: Where India Rules the Minecraft World

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3545
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	71	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where India has become a superpower! Join us for a wild ride through a world where cows are sacred and diamonds are more valuable than gold (literally).

Our server is filled with elephants riding minecarts, tigers hunting creepers, and Gandhi himself leading raids against the Ender Dragon. You won’t find a more epic and hilarious server anywhere else.

But that’s not all! We also have taj mahal-shaped castles, curry-flavored potions, and Yoga classes for your character to increase their flexibility and agility.

So why wait? Come join us and experience the craziest and most fun Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!