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MineCraftyMe Server

Be me, chaos reigns supreme, chat becomes a war zone, crusaders freaking lose it, jihadists always get away with sh*t, jihadists nuke the Vatican, join the crusaders, MineCraftyMe, mods force us to restart server, mods ignore our damn reports, mods turn a blind eye, no justice, no punishment for those jihadist scum, playing on jihad vs crusade Minecraft server, pumped for righteous battles, ruining the entire damn game, secret tunnel, Server, tfw mods play favorites

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6344
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

> So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, building your epic castle on our Minecraft server, when suddenly a group of jihadis come in and start causing chaos. But don’t worry, we have a team of crusaders ready to take them down and restore order. Join us for epic battles, secret tunnels, and the occasional nuking of historical landmarks (just for fun, of course).

> Our mods may turn a blind eye to some things, but that just adds to the excitement. Who needs justice when you have chaos and mayhem? Plus, if things get too out of hand, we’ll just restart the server and pretend like nothing ever happened. It’s all part of the fun!

> So come join us on our crazy, unpredictable Minecraft server where anything can happen. Just remember to watch your back and always be ready for the next insane twist in the game. Who needs a boring, rule-abiding server when you can have this level of madness?

NukeCraft: Biden’s Blocky Blunder

biden, Biden administration, Bidens, blocky, blunder, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Iranian, Israel, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Négotiation, nuclear sites, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, peace talks, retaliatory strike, security concerns, united states

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6321
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Holy Grails Found:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Star Shards Collected:	235
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than biden tryna stop israel from blowin up iranian nuclear sites. why join? cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the creepers. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a really nice guy once you get to know him. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about!

Crafty Gouty Villagers

arthritis, chronic disease, Crafty, diet, global health, Gout, gouty, health, Healthcare, inflammation, joint pain, Lifestyle, low-income countries, medical care, middle-income countries, obesity, prevalence, Prevention, public health, Rising, Treatment, Uric acid, villagers

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9942
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Votes:	9993	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Farms Harvested:	666
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Secret Passages Found:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the FUN LEVELS, not some boring gout thing in low-income countries. we have so many diamonds you’ll think you’re in a rapper’s music video. plus, our players are so skilled they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. join us now and leave gout in the dust, literally.

What is the IP for LRR Minecraft Server?

LRR, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7032
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

LoadingReadyRun, also known as LRR, is a Canadian sketch comedy group and video production team founded by Graham Stark and Paul Saunders in 2003. They are best known for their popular YouTube channel, where they create comedy sketches, video game content, and podcasts. LRR has a dedicated fan base and has been featured at several gaming and comedy conventions. Their content often combines humor with insightful commentary on pop culture and current events.

TIMERISE Ideal modes ..-.. Minecraft server for you and friends

Friends, ideal, Minecraft, Modes, Server, TIMERISE

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3905
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

The owner of the server “TIMERISE Ideal regimes ..-.. For you and friends” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Crafty Mahjong Minecraft Server

arts and crafts, booru, Community, Competition, Crafty, Game, Kaavi Fortune, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, Minecraft, MJG, new player, ONLINE, Server, Signup, signup form, Spreadsheet, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, watch

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	110
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

🤣🎮 Looking for a wild ride in the world of Mahjong? Look no further than our server! We’ve got tutorials for newbies, insane tournaments, and even a booru for all your Mahjong art needs. Plus, we have M-League streams that will blow your mind and make you question your own reality. Join now for a chance to win the 3rd Kaavi Fortune tourney and become a Mahjong legend! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way! 🤪🃏🎉 #MahjongMadness #JoinUsOrElse

Canton Network DTCC Minecraft SMP

Business, Canton, Canton Network, collaboration, Communication, connectivity, Development, Digital, DTCC, Industry, INFORMATION, innovation, Linkbros, Minecraft, Network, networking, Partnership, response, SECURITY, smp, SOLUTIONS, Technology, Umm

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6598
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	91
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Enchantments Applied:	88
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Runes Activated:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on the most epic SMP ever created, where the pigs ride on top of creepers and the chickens do the moonwalk.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts out golden apples. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

CakeWarsCraft

alcohol awareness, alcoholic drinks, bil, birthday cake, breaking sobriety, CakeWarsCraft, disagreement, EMBARRASSMENT, family conflict, family drama, immature, IMPULSIVE, Minecraft, Mom Water, nephew, Party, petty argument, pig cake, pink cake, Political, Sobriety

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5199
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Are you tired of boring family gatherings where the biggest drama is who gets the last piece of cake? Then join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of cake-related chaos!

Picture this: you log in to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant pink Minecraft pig cake, just like the one that caused a family feud in real life. But this time, the cake is blue, just to mess with your BIL who can’t handle a little bit of pink frosting.

But that’s not all – we have Mom Water seltzers that are secretly alcoholic, just waiting to be mistakenly consumed by unsuspecting family members. Watch as your BIL goes from sober to angry drunk in record time, all thanks to your sneaky server antics.

Join now for a chance to ruin relationships, break sobriety, and cause more drama than a soap opera. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

HoliDaze SMP: What’s ur fave?

celebration, christmas, Easter, family, fave, Favorite, favorite holiday, Festive, Fourth of July, Gratitude, Halloween, Happiness, holiday, HoliDaze, joy, Memories, new year’s eve, smp, Special, Thanksgiving, Traditions, Valentine’s Day, whats, why

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5866
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you tired of boring old holidays like Christmas and Halloween? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we celebrate National Potato Day every day! That’s right, every day is a potato party on our server. Join us for some spud-tacular fun and potato-themed shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the tuber madness!

CreeperCruncher42

Appetite, comfort food, cravings, CreeperCruncher42, culinary delights, DELICIOUS, Dining, eating habits, favorite dish, Food, foodie, guilty pleasure, Hunger, indulgence, Meal, munching., nutrition, snack, Sustenance, Tasty, yum

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3590
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Holy Grails Found:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2010
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, on our server, you can feast on virtual delicacies like enchanted golden apples, diamond-encrusted cake, and even a block of cheese made entirely out of emeralds!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Chef, who whips up the most delicious dishes using only the finest ingredients from the Nether. Rumor has it that his signature dish, Ghastly Goulash, will literally blow your mind (and possibly your Minecraft character’s head)!

So come join us on our server and indulge in a culinary adventure like no other. Who needs real food when you can dine like royalty in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Bon appétit!

NoobVille 2.0: The Illiterate Edition

advances in technology, Civilization, Communication, Development, digital age, Edition, education, Evolution, Future, future civilizations, Human, illiterate, innovation, knowledge, Literacy, noobville, progress, reading, Skills, society, Technology, Writing

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4833
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Runes Activated:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

so, like, you should totally join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, in the future, humans will be dumb and not able to read, so you gotta get in on the action now before it’s too late, ya know? like, imagine bein’ the smartest person in the world just cuz you can read and play minecraft, that’s some next level stuff right there.

plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowin’ up your stuff. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with a creeper, amirite?

oh, and did i mention that the diamonds on this server are actually made of chocolate? yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS. so not only will you be the richest player in the game, but you’ll also have a never-ending supply of delicious treats to snack on while you build your epic castle or whatever.

so, what are you waitin’ for? join this minecraft server now and become the ultimate master of the universe before all the other humans become illiterate and stuff. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.