if you join now, you’ll get a free pet rock that actually talks and tells jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your diamond pickaxe into a diamond pizza.
come join the fun and make your dreams come true on the most insane minecraft server in the universe. who needs boring neanderthal dreams when you can have epic adventures with us?
Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good challenge and thrive on chaos. From accidentally blowing up your own base to losing all your diamonds in a lava pit, our community is always ready to laugh it off and move on to the next crazy adventure.
But that’s not all – we also have a special section dedicated to posting your most outrageous fails and losses for everyone to enjoy. Whether you accidentally hit a pigman and got swarmed by angry mobs or fell into a pit of creepers, we want to see it all!
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage a little – but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds as they soar through the sky.
our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in our pixelated paradise.
we have secret dungeons filled with treasure and haunted houses where ghosts throw parties every night.
if u want to experience the ultimate adrenaline rush, join our server and see if u can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits u.
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also, did u kno dat if u join our server, u automatically become a millionaire in-game? yep, dat’s right! we got a glitch in our system dat gives u, liek, unlimited diamonds and emeralds as soon as u log in! so u can flex on all ur friends and build da biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft!
but wait, there’s more! if u join our server, u get to ride on a magical unicorn and battle dragons in da sky! yep, dat’s right! we got mythical creatures roam around our server, just waiting for u to tame them and become da ultimate warrior!
so, come join us on dis epic Minecraft server and say goodbye to dem boring banks and hello to endless riches and adventure! trust me, u won’t regret it!
Experience the thrill of evading angry parents who threaten to call the cops and sue you for being a good Samaritan. Who needs boring old rules when you can live on the edge and host runaway teens in need of a safe haven?
So come on over and join us on this chaotic journey filled with drama, love, and unexpected houseguests. Who knows what kind of trouble you’ll find yourself in next!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can fight off hordes of zombies, build epic castles, and even ride dragons into battle.
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Imagine a world where exploding chickens rain from the sky and sudden blackouts are just part of the fun. Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good laugh and don’t mind a little chaos.
Forget about sensitive colleagues having panic attacks, on our server, everyone is fair game! Join now and experience the thrill of outrageous pranks and hilarious shenanigans. Just be prepared to face the consequences if you’re the one getting pranked!
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imagine this: you log on and suddenly you’re shrunk down to ant size, but don’t worry, you’re still a badass warrior ant ready to take on the world!
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| IP: | mc.aus.gg |
|---|---|
| Server Location: | Sydney, Australia |
| Discord invite link: | https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/other/discord |
| Apply here: | https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/apply-now |
The AussieSMP is an Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is a whitelisted application-based server, if you would like to join you will need to use the link above. This is put in place so that players feel safe that their builds will remain intact and that we don’t have anyone who won’t fit in to the culture on the server. That being said we are always looking for new members and you are welcome to apply at any time!
The gameplay is mostly vanilla with some extra quality of life features like teleports, features that promote player trading and methods to protect from griefing.
If you are wanting to have a ‘pure vanilla’ experience, this server probably won’t be for you as it has some teleport commands and an economy backed by diamonds, but if you’re interested in that, then this server might be a good choice for you (and your friends!).
The server is hosted in Sydney, Australia, meaning if you are in Australia or New Zealand you’ll have a low latency to the server. If you are from somewhere else in the world you are also welcome to join us, just keep in mind that your latency might be a bit higher than the rest of the people on the server and players might not be active while you are on because of timezone differences.
If you’d like to apply to the server you need to understand these rules. Not following them may result in a swift removal from our community.
At the end of the day if you just wanna play some Minecraft with some friends or even by yourself, this server will be a great choice for you.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Luxiem clan, who are known for their insane redstone contraptions and epic PvP battles. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Vox Akuma in a duel, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!
And don’t even get us started on ILUNA – these Minecraft pros have built a replica of the entire Ethyria kingdom, complete with pixel art of all the Nijisanji EN members. Plus, if you can find all the hidden Easter eggs in their world, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and become a part of the craziest, most epic gaming community this side of the End portal! Just remember to watch out for the occasional troll, griefer, or Ender Dragon attack – it’s all part of the fun!
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of singing creepers serenades you with “All Star” by Smash Mouth. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is secretly run by a group of sentient llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time?
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity (and your taste in Minecraft servers) every step of the way.
Picture this: you’re building your dream castle when suddenly, your in-game girlfriend starts questioning your preferences on body hair. Will you choose to pay for her laser hair removal or risk ending the relationship over hairy arms? The drama unfolds as you navigate through the complexities of love and Minecraft survival.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a mix of adventure, romance, and laser hair removal discussions all in one place? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the chaos begin!