charles barkley funny – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

PixelPals Minecraft SMP

Accountability, achievement, Consistency, determination, goal-setting, growth mindset., habits, Happiness, mindfulness, Minecraft, motivation, new year resolutions, personal development, PixelPals, positivity, productivity, progress, realistic goals, self improvement, self-care, small goals, smp, success

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, and we ride around on flying pigs shooting fireworks out of our butts. It’s totally insane!

And the best part is, we have a goal to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat in the middle of a lava pit. Like, how cool is that? Plus, we’re planning on pranking the entire server by turning all the cows into disco dancing llamas. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

So if you want to join in on the madness and have a blast with us, just hop on the server and let’s make some crazy memories together. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #MinecraftMadness #LlamaDanceParty

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DirtySockStorage

dirty laundry, DirtySockStorage, laundry basket, laundry chore, laundry day, laundry hacks, laundry hamper, laundry maintenance, laundry management, laundry organization, laundry pile, laundry preparation, laundry process, laundry room, laundry routine, laundry schedule, laundry sorting, laundry storage, laundry system, laundry tips

Are you tired of your dirty laundry cluttering up your Minecraft house? Join our server and experience the magic of our Laundry Room plugin! Simply toss your dirty clothes into the virtual washing machine and watch as they come out sparkling clean and neatly folded. But be warned, there have been reports of mischievous creepers sneaking in to steal socks and underwear! Join now for a chance to catch them in the act and reclaim your missing garments. Trust us, you’ve never experienced laundry day quite like this before!

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XiCraft: Taiwan Unite!

China, communist party, cross-strait relations, Diplomacy, east asia, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, international relations, mainland china, One China policy, Politics, reunification, reunification with China, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, Taiwan Strait, Taiwan-China relations, unite, Xi Jinping, Xi Jinping speech, Xi Jinping statement, XiCraft

so like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna be part of something epic, like xi jinping level epic. we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like seriously, your mind will be blown into a million pieces and then put back together by our amazing community.

also, did you know that xi jinping himself plays on this server? yeah, he’s always on here building giant statues of himself and giving out diamonds like they’re candy. it’s wild, man.

oh, and if you join now, you’ll get a free pet panda that follows you around and does tricks. like, who wouldn’t want that? plus, we have weekly events where you can win insane prizes like enchanted armor and weapons that will make you unstoppable.

so yeah, if you wanna be part of the most epic minecraft server ever and join xi jinping in his quest for world domination, then you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it. xi jinping approves this message.

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Y2K Party Palace

“millennium”, 1999, 20th Century, 21st century, celebration, countdown, end of the millennium, History, Memories, milestone, new beginnings, new year’s eve, Nostalgia, Palace, Party, reflections, Significant, time passage, turn of the century, y2k, year later

come join our minecraft server, where the party never stops and the blocks never stop breaking! we got creepers doing the macarena and skeletons breakdancing to the beat of the jukebox.

our server is so lit, even new year’s eve 1999 feels like a warm-up compared to the madness that goes down here. we got ender dragons flying around with party hats on, and villagers selling fireworks for emeralds.

if you want to experience the ultimate blocky celebration, join us and witness the craziest new year’s eve party of your life! who needs y2k when you can have y2krazy on our server? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!

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Spike Broadening Gang – The Plasticity Zone

Broadening, Gang, Plasticity, spike, Zone

come join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are as bouncy as a trampoline and the creepers wear tutus! we’ve got more crazy adventures than a llama on roller skates and more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box.

our server is like a science experiment gone wild, with redstone contraptions that will blow your mind and potions that will make you fly like a chicken with wings.

we’ve got dungeons deeper than a bottomless pit and bosses tougher than a diamond golem on steroids.

so come on down to our server and experience the molecular mechanism governing the plasticity of use-dependent spike broadening in dorsal root ganglion neurons… or just come for the laughs and the chaos. either way, you won’t regret it!

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ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Account.., Auto, banner, description, GIF, height, Lazy, Minecraft, ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL, OWNER, Personal, Server, Survival, Vanilla, width

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

sb.vanilla-box.ru

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5000 Ants SMP

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], 16+, ants, building, Community, Cooking, Cozy, Discord, Farming, gameplay, HermitCraft-esque, Java 1.20.1, Minecraft, Modded, new, Relaxing, Server, smp, vanilla feel, Whitelist

Minecraft Server: 5000 Ants

Overview
A building and farming focused server with a custom modpack centered around farming, cooking, and building.

Features
Custom modpack focused on farming, cooking, and building.
Welcoming, friendly community.
Modpack designed to maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft.
Perfect for players who enjoy cozy and relaxing gameplay.

Join our Discord server for more information.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the custom modpack?	Yes, you can still join and play on the server without the modpack. However, it is recommended to enhance your gameplay experience.
Is there a specific theme for building on the server?	While there is no set theme, the focus is on creating structures related to farming and cooking.
Are there any rules or guidelines for gameplay?	Yes, there are specific rules in place to ensure a positive and friendly environment for all players. These rules are communicated within the community.

Eternal Evolution 1.20.1

1.20.1, 4chan, aspirations, Behavior, CHANGE, ETERNAL, Evolution, goals, habits, motivation, NEET, personal growth, procrastination, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-control, self-discipline, self-fulfillment, self-improvement journey

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question reality!

Forget being a slob in the system, come build epic structures and battle creepers with us!

Don’t waste your time masturbating to transexuals, join us for some crazy fun instead!

You’ll never be the same after experiencing the chaos of our server – it’s a whole new world!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get weird together!

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ComplimentCraft

backhanded compliment, clever comeback, clever insult, Compliment, ComplimentCraft, disguised compliment, double-edged compliment, funny insult, humorous insult, insult, ironic compliment, sarcastic compliment, sly insult, smart insult, snide remark, subtle insult, unexpected compliment, unexpected praise, unintended compliment, veiled compliment, witty insult

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building upside-down houses, and taming creepers as your loyal pets.

One player even claimed that joining our server was like being insulted in the best way possible – now that’s a compliment if we’ve ever heard one! So come on over and see for yourself why our server is the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful place to play Minecraft. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for juggling TNT blocks or befriending Ender Dragons. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

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StableCraft: US vs Netherlands

cognitive bias, conservatism, Conservatives, cross-cultural differences, Decision making, emotional response, Ideology, negative stimuli sensitivity, Netherlands, policies, political behavior, political preferences, political psychology, Protection, replication study, research findings, societal values, Stability, StableCraft, statistical significance, US

Yo, listen up all you Minecrafters out there! Do you wanna join a server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at!

We got crazy builds that will make your jaw drop and your eyes pop out of your head. From giant pixel art statues to mind-bending mazes, we got it all. And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins that will make your gameplay experience like no other.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll unlock hidden powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft master. You’ll be able to fly, shoot fireballs from your hands, and even summon a dragon to do your bidding. It’s like a dream come true, but better.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, the only limit is your imagination. Let’s get this party started! 🎉🔥🐲

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