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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 579 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 10 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a volcano filled with lava-proof chickens. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they can’t delay their orgasms like you can.
So why wait? Join us now and let the insanity begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the game, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!