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SMP_QuitTheBS – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5951
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate cure for your Minecraft blues! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down from the sky and starts dancing the Macarena. Or how about the time when a group of creepers formed a boy band and serenaded you with their explosive harmonies? Anything can happen on our server, and that’s what makes it so darn addictive.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win fabulous prizes. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama racing competition – it’s a nail-biting event that will have you on the edge of your seat (or saddle).

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community out there? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

CraftyRimworld Minecraft Server

#gamer, Book, CraftyRimworld, dlc, Dwarf Fortress, Game Dev, Links, loverslab, Minecraft, mod order guide, Mods, new, nexusmods, patch notes, Performance, performance fish, rimjobworld, rimpy, rimworld, Rimworld General, rocketman, Server, Steam

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4354
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Emeralds Found:	4314
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Villages Defended:	19

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret DLC that will blow your mind! Some say it’s so good, it will make you question reality. But don’t take our word for it, pirate it first and see for yourself!

2. Our server is like a virtual library, and the required reading is Tynan’s amazing book. It’s a must-have for any serious gamer or game dev. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

3. Forget about Dwarf Fortress, we don’t welcome that nonsense here. We’re all about pushing the boundaries of Minecraft creativity and fun.

4. Need mods for performance? Look no further than Performance Fish and Rocketman. Download them and never look back, your Minecraft experience will never be the same!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden secrets that will change your Minecraft world forever!

GFsAreOverrated Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5795
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wishing you had someone to share your diamonds with? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your in-game soulmate! Join us and you might just stumble upon a pixelated princess or a blocky bachelor to build a virtual love story with. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend or boyfriend to keep you company in the mines? Swipe right on this SMP and let the love (and creepers) flow!

PixelFamily Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3791
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Divine Spears Created:	29	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets pixelated fun! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual family, complete with ex-wives, current girlfriends, and children from different moms – just like in real life!

Embark on epic adventures with your virtual family members, whether it’s sending money for tuition fees, communicating through emails and WhatsApp, or attending weddings without bringing the toddler along (because let’s face it, flying with a toddler is a nightmare!).

Take family photos in-game and make sure to exclude certain family members for maximum drama – just like in the real world! Show off your virtual family dynamics and prove to everyone that you’re not hiding anyone, you just want a nice photo with your current family unit.

So come join our server and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

PremierePanicMC

back line, Character, college, curtain call, early morning shows, extroverted, friends and family, Guilt, jokes, LEAVING, musical theater, narrator, passive aggressive, Premiere, PremierePanicMC, public interaction, Rehearsals, Replacement, Respect, Rocky Horror Show, theater play

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7081
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Are you tired of being replaced at the last minute like a forgotten side character in a play? Then join our Minecraft server, where you are the star of the show every single day! No passive aggressive comments here, just pure fun and excitement as you build, explore, and conquer the virtual world.

Unlike the rocky horror show, where you were pushed to the back line, on our server, you will always be front and center, stealing the spotlight with your epic creations and hilarious jokes. Say goodbye to early morning shows with no audience, and hello to a 24/7 party where everyone is cheering for you!

Don’t feel guilty for leaving that play, you deserve better! Join our server and let your creativity run wild without any drama or last-minute replacements. Trust us, once you experience the thrill of our Minecraft world, you’ll never look back. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be the true narrator of your own adventure!

BullshitCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Awareness, bullshit, BullshitCraft, Communication, critical thinking, Deception, Disrespect, emotional manipulation, feminism, Gaslighting, gender dynamics, intelligence, Minecraft, Notification, Perception, relationships, Respect, Server, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Trust, Women

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7916
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Secret Passages Found:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Love Letters Sent:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Divine Spears Created:	11

Are you tired of being fed the same old excuses on other Minecraft servers? Join our server where we promise no more “I didn’t get the notification” or “I was asleep” nonsense! Our players are too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to come up with lame excuses. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by highly intelligent llamas who are tired of being underestimated. So come join us and show those llamas some respect!

HoleAnon’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5509
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Oh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP server! It’s like a never-ending rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. Picture this: a giant hole in the ground that leads to a secret underground city filled with diamond-wearing chickens and talking creepers. And rumor has it, if you jump in the hole, you’ll be transported to a dimension where pigs ride on flying llamas and the trees are made of candy. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures and shenanigans waiting for you on this server. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s dive headfirst into the madness together!

BattleOfDerpCraft

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3684
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience battles so epic, they’ll make the Trojan War look like a playground squabble! Our players have reenacted historic battles from throughout history, from the Battle of Thermopylae to the Siege of Stalingrad.

Picture this: you’re charging into battle with a team of fellow players dressed in full medieval armor, wielding diamond swords and riding on armored horses. The enemy forces are closing in, but you refuse to back down. With a battle cry that shakes the very foundations of the virtual world, you charge headfirst into the fray, determined to emerge victorious or die trying.

But that’s not all – our server also features custom-built arenas where players can engage in gladiator-style combat, pitting their skills against each other in a fight to the death. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion, or will you fall in glorious defeat?

So why wait? Join our server today and become a part of history in the making! Who knows, maybe one day your epic battles will be sung about in virtual taverns for generations to come.

AussieCraft: Noobs Not Deliberately Killed!

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6446
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Void Armor Forged:	24	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Crops Grown:	7610	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	29

Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, one time, there was this player who joined the server and they found a secret diamond mine that led them to a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare potions. But that’s not even the craziest part – they also stumbled upon a group of friendly creepers who helped them build the most epic castle you’ve ever seen!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves and granted unlimited diamonds for eternity. Plus, every time you defeat the Ender Dragon, a real-life llama will appear at your doorstep and serenade you with Minecraft parodies of popular songs.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become the ultimate Minecraft legend! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

CaveManNoPantsMC

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2420
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got captain caveman running around naked under all that fur. like, who knew, right? it’s a wild ride, man. you gotta see it to believe it. plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a whole circus up in here. join now before the aliens come and take over. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join the party, dude.