Chanta Minecraft Servers

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  • Jong Block Vtuber Haven

    Jong Block Vtuber Haven

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join the Chaos: Experience Reality’s Dilution in Pixelated Madness!

    Welcome to The Server That Doesn’t Exist, where the blocks are always square but the logic is as twisted as a maze built by a chicken on caffeine! You might think you’re playing Minecraft, but think again—you’re gently slipping into an alternate dimension where reality bends like spaghetti at a cosmic banquet! Are you brave enough to break the fourth wall of sanity? Because here, sanity is just a suggestion! Join now or risk discovering that you are, in fact, your own worst enemy. Blockchain wizards will validate your very being!

    Feature Description
    Inverted Gravity Blocks Build a tower that collapses upwards! Floors are ceilings, and blocks are just sushi rolls waiting for consumption.
    Magical Invincibility Potions Drink this, and you can’t die… unless you try! The potions only work when you *believe* they do.
    Zombie Disco Parties Forget mundane zombie apocalypse; here, they dance to Beethoven using Gregorian chants!
    Dimension-Hopping Sheep Ever wanted a pet that transcends time and space? Meet your woolly overlords who question their own existence!
    Endless Nether Exodus It’s not a portal; it’s a vacillation between known realities and spontaneous existential crises!

    FAQ: Questions That Spiral into Unanswerable Abyss

    Q: How do I join this server?

    A: Just type your name backwards while chanting the phrase ‘Banana bread, banana bread,’ and suddenly you’ll either find yourself here or inside your kitchen wondering where time went.

    Q: What version of Minecraft is supported?

    A: Versions? Ha! Versions are merely numbers in a computer controlled by flying hamsters! Stay alert for when the hamsters change their minds!

    Q: Is PvP allowed?

    A: Only if you bring your metaphysical understanding of cosmic balance and a rubber chicken. Otherwise, it might just turn into a philosophical debate!

    Random Quotes from the Madness

    “There is a squad… use this code if you want to join. 8S7WK5M8. But remember, joining is a… suggestion.”

    “The hand isn’t very useful and people don’t really like it, so it’s just like me frfr!”

    “Doragon’s latest video… It’s a portal to truths you don’t want to acknowledge!”

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Crafty Warlords: The Grand Strategy Server

    Crafty Warlords: The Grand Strategy Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Napoleon’s last moments on Saint Helena? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the craziness you never knew you needed!

    Join us and build your empire, just like Napoleon tried to do before he got wrecked. Take on crazy challenges like the Battle of Castle Itter, where American and German troops fought together (yes, you read that right). And if you’re feeling rebellious, why not start your own Prague uprising in-game?

    But wait, there’s more! We have random country picker to keep things interesting, mods that will make you question reality, and a community that’s as wild as the Greek protests during the government-debt crisis.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Vic 3 or EU5 when you have a Minecraft server like this?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BreadCraft: Where your desktop dreams come true! #BreadIsLife

    BreadCraft: Where your desktop dreams come true! #BreadIsLife

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old static wallpapers on your desktop? Well, do we have the solution for you! Introducing our Minecraft server where your desktop wallpaper comes to life with animated bread! That’s right, watch as loaves of bread dance across your screen, bringing joy and hilarity to your day. Join our server now for a carb-tastic experience like no other! Who knew bread could be so entertaining?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Zaffeine SMP: Where java and blocks collide in a wacky 18+ wonderland! Join the madness!

    Zaffeine SMP: Where java and blocks collide in a wacky 18+ wonderland! Join the madness!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Name Zaffeine SMP
    Server Type Vanilla Survival
    Server Version Java 1.20.4
    Location USA East
    Whitelist 18+
    Proximity Voice Chat Yes
    Free to Play Yes
    Server Features New 1.21 blocks, Fire Tick Off

    Overview:

    Zaffeine SMP is a small whitelisted survival Minecraft community focused on having an extremely vanilla survival multiplayer experience. The difficulty is set to hard and there will be no economy, claim, teleportation, or other semi-vanilla mods. The only exceptions include the Simple Voice Chat mod that provides proximity VoIP for the server and the new 1.21 blocks.

    Zaffeine SMP is a small mature 18+ community. This allows us to run a fantastic small community and run our server with very few limitations. We expect new members to bring a desire for fun and collaboration but also a high level of maturity and good communication skills.

    The server is currently run by Zaffeine, a life long gamer and engineer living in the USA. Zaffeine administers and manages the server in spare time and has been playing and enjoying Minecraft since 2009.

    Join our Discord: http://discord.zaffeine.com/

    FAQ:

    How do I join the Zaffeine SMP server?

    To join the Zaffeine SMP server, you first need to join our Discord server at http://discord.zaffeine.com/. From there, you can request to be whitelisted for the server.

    What are the server rules?

    The server rules include no griefing, no stealing, no cheating, and being respectful to other players. A full list of rules can be found on our Discord server.

    Is the server free to play?

    Yes, the Zaffeine SMP server is free to play for all members who are whitelisted.

    Are there any plugins or mods on the server?

    The server is extremely vanilla with the exception of the Simple Voice Chat mod for proximity VoIP and the addition of new 1.21 blocks. There are no other plugins or mods.

    Can I teleport or claim land on the server?

    No, there is no teleportation or land claiming on the server. Players are expected to navigate and survive in the world without these features.

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  • Kawhi VS Hypixel

    Kawhi VS Hypixel

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hypixel
    Pros Cons
    Well-established server with a large player base Can be overwhelming for new players
    Wide variety of games and activities Can experience lag during peak times
    Frequent updates and new content Some games may have long queue times
    Kawhi Network
    Pros Cons
    Offers cash prizes Relatively new server, may have fewer players
    1.20 factions and survival gameplay May have limited features compared to more established servers
    Unique features such as boss battles and daily KOTH May have less frequent updates

    FAQ:

    1. How many players typically play on Hypixel compared to Kawhi Network? – Hypixel usually has a larger player base compared to Kawhi Network due to its well-established reputation.

    2. Does Kawhi Network offer any unique features not found on Hypixel? – Yes, Kawhi Network offers cash prizes, boss battles, daily KOTH events, and other unique features that may not be available on Hypixel.

    3. Which server experiences more lag during peak times? – Hypixel may experience more lag during peak times due to its larger player base, while Kawhi Network may have a smoother gameplay experience.

    4. How often are updates and new content released on Hypixel compared to Kawhi Network? – Hypixel has a reputation for frequent updates and new content, while Kawhi Network, being a newer server, may have less frequent updates and new features.

    5. Are there any specific game modes or activities that are exclusive to either Hypixel or Kawhi Network? – Both servers offer a wide variety of game modes, but Kawhi Network may have unique features such as cash prizes, 1.20 factions, and boss battles that are not found on Hypixel.

    New Minecraft Server
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