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PixelatedPettyWife

airpods, aita, Cash, Commonly Visited City, EMBARRASSMENT, ignored, job description, Kids, mean, OTT, over the top, Picture, PixelatedPettyWife, reaction, Restaurant, snatched, telling my wife, tip, Tourist City, waitress

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3622
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Crops Grown:	5731	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where tipping is not part of the job description! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and zero tipping required.

Picture this: you and your family are out for a nice meal in our virtual city, when suddenly the waitress refuses to take a picture for you. No worries, just snap a selfie instead! And when it comes time to pay the bill, feel free to tip zero – because why not?

But beware, if you dare to question the tipping policies, you might just find yourself ignored by a waitress with airpods. It’s a world where the rules are made up and the tips don’t matter. So come on in and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs tipping when you have epic Minecraft adventures waiting for you? Join now and let the chaos begin!

LingoMasters SMP

Bilingual, easy languages, foreign languages, language abilities, language acquisition, language enthusiasts, language fluency, language learners, language learning, language proficiency, language skills, LingoMasters, linguistic skills, multilingual community, Multilinguals, non-native speakers, polyglot, reddit, second language, smp, trilingual

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4624
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Crops Grown:	7334
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Void Gems Collected:	22	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of only speaking one language in Minecraft? Join our server where we speak all the languages of the world, including Pig Latin and Simlish! Our players can communicate with villagers, Endermen, and even the elusive Creeper in their native tongues. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of bilingual zombies who will trade you rare loot for your language skills. So come join us and expand your linguistic horizons while surviving in the wild world of Minecraft!

DateCraftFAQs

Communication, compatibility, conversation starters, Date night, DateCraftFAQs, DATING, deal breakers, deep questions, favorite things, first date, fun questions, future goals, getting to know you, icebreakers, long term potential, open-ended questions, past experiences, personal interests, Relationship Building, relationships

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9786
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Are you tired of boring dates where you just talk about the weather and what you do for a living? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to spice up your dating life!

Join us and impress your date with your mad building skills as you construct a romantic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. Need a conversation starter? Just ask them which mob they would want as a pet in real life – a creeper or a zombie pigman?

But be warned, things can get a little crazy on our server. One time, a player proposed to their date by building a giant pixel art ring and dropping a virtual diamond ring in front of them. It was so cute, even the Ender Dragon shed a tear!

So if you’re looking for a date night that’s anything but ordinary, come join us on our Minecraft server and let the love (and the blocks) fly!

CrudeCraft: India’s 2nd Oil Importer

2nd, Asia, billion, China, crude, CrudeCraft, dollars, economic relations, Economy, ENERGY, ENERGY MARKET, global trade, Import, importer, India, Indias, largest importer, market, Oil, OIL INDUSTRY, Partnership, Russian oil, Trade

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7352
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Yo, listen up, gamers! This server is like the India of Minecraft servers – the second biggest importer of Russian oil after China! We’ve got $2.8 billion worth of crude gameplay waiting for you to dive into! Join us for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans as we mine, build, and conquer our way to victory! Who needs diamonds when you’ve got oil, amirite? So come on, join the fun and let’s make this server the most epic one yet!

McEvolution Turf Wars: Where pixels get serious (but not too serious)

25th, 4PM, AUGUST, Cash, Discord, est, Event, Friends, Join, McEvolution, Minecraft, Network, org, pixels, player, Prize, Server, Sunday, TEAM, Tournament, Turf, turf wars, Wars

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9288
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	252	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	747919
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16

Minecraft Server: mcevolution.org

Overview:

Date	Time	Event	Prize
August 25th	4pm EST	80 Player Turf Wars Tournament	Cash prize for winning team

Discord:

Join our Discord for more information: https://discord.gg/zbjQ29dgQj

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How many players can participate in the tournament?	80 players
What is the prize for the winning team?	Cash prize made up of $1 for every player that joins the event
How many players are in a team?	Teams of 5
Can I bring my friends to participate?	Yes, bring your friends to form a team

VirginityCraft Minecraft Server

care, Communication, Connection, desire, FANTASY, femneet, fren, incel, Intimacy, Introvert, Minecraft, neighbor, ONLINE, r9k, RAGE, relationship, Server, sexual exploration, Shy.., Support, Understanding, VIRGINITY, VirginityCraft

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8936
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Towns Built:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Farms Harvested:	230	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Are you tired of dealing with incel rage in real life? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can take care of all your incel rage problems in a safe and virtual environment. Our community is filled with femneets who are ready to take on any incel that comes their way. So come join us and let’s show those incels who’s boss!

Minecraft SMP: /LOL/ – Lava Obsidian Legends

A1111, AI boorus, amd, catbox, Character LORAs, ComfyUI, controlnet, Discord, Forge, inpaint, lava, Legends, lol, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, obsidian, Openpose editor extension, PDXL Prompt Guide, PonyXL style research spreadsheet, Prompt metadata, Reforge, SDG, smp, Stable Diffusion General, Stable Diffusion wikis, webUI extension, Ye Olde mon edition

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5835
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Welcome to Ye Olde mon edition, the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so legendary that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face! 2. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and make you invincible for 24 hours! 3. The villagers in our server are actually wizards in disguise, casting spells and turning creepers into harmless bunnies! 4. Our server has a hidden treasure chest that contains the rarest item in the game – a diamond sword that shoots fireballs! 5. Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland with floating islands and talking animals!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience!

MomEnabler Minecraft Server

abusive brother, childhood trauma, confronting family members, dealing with past trauma, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, emotional trauma, enabler, enabling behavior, family conflict, Family issues, Gaslighting, Minecraft, MomEnabler, mother-daughter relationship, mother’s denial, seeking validation, Server, sibling abuse, sibling rivalry, speaking out against abuse, standing up for yourself, toxic family dynamics

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1444
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	290
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Farms Harvested:	504
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Void Gems Collected:	32	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my family drama? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera, guaranteed to keep you on your toes.

Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering hidden secrets, just like the ones my mom conveniently left out when she told her friends about me calling her an enabler. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

And if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a crime show, you’ll fit right in. Just like how my brother got away with every crime he ever committed – except on our server, there’s no getting away with anything!

So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is my family dynamics. Trust me, you won’t be disappointed!

NoThanksGiving2021

Break, Burnout, Chaos, compromise, Experience, family, Gathering, holiday, Hosting, NoThanksGiving2021, Organizing, Planning, potluck, PRESSURE, responsibilities, selfish, sisters, Tension, Thanksgiving, tradition, Understanding

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	359
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mines Excavated:	2512	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Are you tired of being the designated Thanksgiving host every year? Do you want to pass on the turkey and stuffing duties to someone else for a change? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We offer a virtual Thanksgiving experience like no other, where you can let someone else take the reins and enjoy a stress-free holiday.

Join our server and let your sisters duke it out over who has to host this year. Watch as they argue and accuse each other of being selfish, all while you sit back and relax in the comfort of your own Minecraft world. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all play out in the pixelated paradise of our server?

Plus, we have a special Thanksgiving potluck event where you can bring your favorite virtual dishes to share with your Minecraft family. Let’s see who can craft the most delicious pumpkin pie or roast the tastiest virtual turkey!

So, if you’re ready to take a break from hosting Thanksgiving in real life and dive into a world of hilarious family dynamics and virtual feasts, join our server today! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to settle the hosting debate once and for all…in Minecraft, of course.

AnimalShapeshift Minecraft SMP

animal, AnimalShapeshift, Creature, dream, dream animal, FANTASY, freedom, imagination, Metamorphosis, Minecraft, mystical, Mythical, mythical creature, Nature, power, shape shifter, smp, spirit animal, Supernatural, transform, transformation, Wild, wish fulfillment

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2445
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Are you tired of being stuck as a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can transform into any animal you want! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the forests? Done. How about a fire-breathing dragon terrorizing villages? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless, so join now and let your inner animal run wild!