first off, we got MuskDOGE, yeah, that’s right, ELON MUSK himself tried to join our server but got blocked because he couldn’t handle the level of awesomeness. can you believe it? the dude who sent a car to space couldn’t handle our minecraft server.
and get this, we once had a llama riding contest where the winner got a real life llama delivered to their doorstep. true story, bro.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground club where we throw parties with creepers and skeletons? it’s lit, fam.
so, if you wanna be part of the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft server out there, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the llamas, they can get a little rowdy.
But that’s not all! our server is also home to a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. hold on tight as you zoom past fiery pits and dodgy obstacles, all while trying not to spill your virtual soda.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered. but be warned, the chest is guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.
So what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures that minecraft has to offer. who knows what other wacky surprises await you in this one-of-a-kind world!
| Discord | https://discord.gg/E9fWAddnuk |
|---|---|
| Server IP | play.thepen-mc.net |
So What’s the Deal?
Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.
Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? Before OP Prison Servers? Back in 2014? If you remember those days and you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, then you’re in the right place.
What makes this server different?
What are the Ranks?
| Rank | Requirement |
|---|---|
| A – Default Prisoner | N/A |
| B – $25,000 | $25,000 |
| C – $80,000 | $80,000 |
| D – $250,000 | $250,000 |
| E – $800,000 | $800,000 |
| Parolee | $1,500,000 |
| Citizen | $2,000,000 |
| Guard | Admin position |
| SrGuard | Moderator privileges |
| Warden | Administrator Position |
| SrWarden | Senior Administrator Position |
What’s a Guard?
Guards maintain order in the prison and enforce rules such as no PVP, illegal items, etc. Interested in becoming a Guard? Join the server and Discord to apply!
Discord – https://discord.gg/E9fWAddnuk Server IP – play.thepen-mc.net
Explore a world where newfags rule and old hags drool.
Witness the craziest incest parties happening in your virtual bed.
Get your daily dose of goyslop posted 24/7.
Join in on the fun with generals featuring male genitalia galore.
Experience erections in your screen reflection like never before.
Prepare yourself for harsh rape committed by black apes.
Indulge in satire as useful as a flat tire.
Come on down to the deep blue sea for a LOLzy adventure you’ll never forget!