| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 1131 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 20 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
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| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 7015 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 |
| Votes: | 2215 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 47 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Magic Items Found: | 7828 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 30 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 38 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 64 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, mining diamonds with your pet llama, and building a castle made entirely out of cake!
Forget about Marine’s new song, because on our server, the only music you’ll hear is the sweet sound of creepers exploding in the distance. So come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 8811 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 9 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 29 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
We have information and guides that will blow your mind, like lore that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Need statistics? We’ve got you covered with websites that will track your every move in-game.
But wait, there’s more! We have news and streams that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a Minecraft version of Team Liquid dominating the server!
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 1065 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 8073 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 23 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 26 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Are you tired of real-life conflicts about family time and priorities? Well, look no further! On our server, you can escape to a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken coop.
Imagine a world where your sister’s MS diagnosis doesn’t exist and your brother’s kids’ spring break plans are just a distant memory. Instead, you can focus on crafting the perfect diamond sword and battling creepers with your virtual family.
But wait, there’s more! Join us on this server and experience the thrill of planning virtual trips with your friends, without the stress of conflicting schedules. Who needs real-life getaways when you can explore endless virtual worlds with your pals?
So, why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all your real-life family drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us! And remember, in this world, the only thing you need to prioritize is having fun.
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 659 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 126 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8312 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking chickens and singing zombies. They were so amazed by the madness that they never wanted to leave! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that only the bravest players can find.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Ignore all the red flags and embrace the chaos! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this crazy world.
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 1021 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 46 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Like, imagine building your own fortress while also helping plants grow and defend themselves. It’s like being a superhero for nature, but in Minecraft form. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where even the plants are getting in on the fun?
So come join us on this wild ride of a server where you can be a plant-loving warrior and build the most epic structures you can imagine. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 6670 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 43 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
[1.21.1] GoatSMP is one of the most fun smps in the world with the most customized plugins! We have added custom origins for the most unique play experience.
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| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 9563 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 27 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 36 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4583 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
Join us if you want to embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle mythical creatures that will make you pee your pants in fear. Our server is so intense that even the bravest players have been known to run away screaming like little babies.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasures that will make you richer than a diamond mine, and mysterious portals that will transport you to alternate dimensions where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most chaotic, hilarious, and mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, you can’t beat ddfag’s fall, but you can certainly try!
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 9627 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 50 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so powerful that it can lay diamond eggs and summon armies of feathered warriors to do its bidding. Will you be able to tame this mighty fowl and harness its incredible powers for your own gain?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is located on the back of a giant turtle that swims through the endless ocean of Minecraft? That’s right, every time you log on, you’ll be riding on the shell of a massive reptile as it navigates the treacherous waters of the blocky world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other, where the browns are kept at bay, chickens reign supreme, and turtles are your trusty steeds. See you in game!
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 6615 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 38 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories, like the time a player built a giant statue of a creeper that accidentally blew up half the server! Or the time a group of players tried to ride pigs off a cliff, thinking they could fly like in the game.
But that’s not all – our server is so addictive, even a toddler with a spray bottle couldn’t tear themselves away! Just like how one player’s son went on a rampage, spraying water all over their TV while they were busy putting their other kids to bed. Talk about a waterlogged TV drama!
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as a toddler on a sugar rush, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – like broken TVs, angry boyfriends, and streaky screens. It’s all part of the fun on our Minecraft server!
