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Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 9292 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
Just like how B.O. went out of her way to find wifey’s employer, we go out of our way to provide the craziest Minecraft experience ever. From secret dungeons filled with cheesecake to epic battles against evil bakery owners, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
And don’t worry, we won’t screenshot your private messages and send them to your boss. We’re all about fun and games here, not drama and cheesecake shortages. So join us today and let the madness begin!