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Mechafem Minecraft Server

anime character, Anime Series, Artificial Intelligence, female Mechamaru, female robot, Futuristic technology, gender bending, gender change, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender speculation, gender swap, gender transformation, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, Mech Pilot, Mechafem, Mechamaru, Minecraft, Robot Girl, robotic avatar, Server, speculative fiction

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5325
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Emeralds Found:	4087
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Potions Brewed:	162	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

1. Our server is run by Mechamaru, the gender-swapping robot! One minute he’s a dude, the next minute she’s a dudette! It’s like playing Minecraft with a whole new perspective every time!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware – the only way to access it is by doing the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight! Can you handle the clucking challenge?

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. He’ll follow you around, blowing up random blocks and leaving you surprise gifts like TNT and diamonds. Who knew creepers could be so generous?

4. We have a special event every Friday night called “Pig Racing Madness” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses and try to outsmart the evil zombie jockeys. It’s like Mario Kart, but with bacon!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just remember, Mechamaru might be a girl next time you log in. It’s all part of the fun!

SMP Shenanigans with Anon in Minecraft SMP

Anon, ANONYMOUS, anonymous user, digital communication, forum post, internet culture, internet discussion, message board, Minecraft, No. 15399201, Online Community, online conversation, online forum, online identity, online interaction, online platform, online privacy, online thread, Shenanigans, smp, Umm, user anonymity., user forum, User-generated content

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7222
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a group of players who only communicate in meows and another group who can only speak in pig grunts. It’s like a real-life animal kingdom, but with blocky graphics!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just make sure to watch out for the zombie DJ, he’s a bit touchy-feely.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can try to conquer the legendary parkour course that is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges players to a dance-off before they can pass. Trust us, you’ve never seen a chicken do the moonwalk like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

ShallowBitchCraft Minecraft Server

Appearance, attractive, Best Friend, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Confrontation, criticism, Emotional support, Fake, Fighting, friendship, guilt trip, immature, insults, love life, Minecraft, relationships, rocky terms, Server, Shallow, ShallowBitchCraft, Support

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4624
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2774
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Villages Defended:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions between OP and her friend.

Looking for a server where friendships are tested and insults are thrown like snowballs in a snow biome? Look no further! Witness the epic showdown between OP’s boyfriend and her friend, as they battle it out in a war of words over his appearance. Will OP choose love or friendship? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of standing up for what you believe in, even if it means calling out your bestie for being a total meanie. Watch as OP unleashes a fiery tirade, burning bridges faster than a lava flow in the Nether. Will their friendship survive the heat, or will it crumble like a sandcastle in a desert?

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest love triangle Minecraft has ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have drama, am I right? See you in the game, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your friend’s questionable taste in men)!

NoBullyZoneMC

accusations, bully, bullying, Communication, Conflict, cousins, Disappointment, exclusion, family, favoritism, inclusion, Interacting, Nephews, nieces, NoBullyZoneMC, Playing, Protection, School, STEPDAUGHTER, Support, teachers

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8667
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Buildings Constructed:	21	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Towns Built:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama turns into epic battles! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the treacherous waters of sibling rivalry and step-sibling drama.

Embark on quests to defend your sweet cousin Elodie from the evil bully Sofia. Will you stand up for justice and protect the innocent, or will you join forces with the dark side and spread chaos and mayhem?

But beware, for alliances will be tested and friendships will be strained. Will you choose loyalty to your family or loyalty to the bully? The choice is yours, but choose wisely, for the fate of the family hangs in the balance.

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and show us your Minecraft skills as you navigate through the drama-filled world of family feuds and childhood rivalries. Who knew family gatherings could be this intense? Let the games begin!

ToddlerTeachingsMC SMP

adorable, children, Communication, Curiosity, education, Experience, eye-opening, funny, growth, Innocence, Insight, learning, life lessons, memorable, parenting, perspective, smp, Surprising, Toddler, ToddlerTeachingsMC, unexpected, wisdom

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5939
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mines Excavated:	1531	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where toddlers are the rulers? Well, look no further because on our server, the toddlers have taken over and they are not messing around!

From teaching us how to build epic sandcastles to showing us the true power of a temper tantrum creeper explosion, these toddlers are not to be underestimated. Join now and witness the chaos as baby zombies ride on piggyback, baby villagers trade in pacifiers, and baby chickens lay golden eggs (literally).

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and see what unexpected things you can learn from a toddler on our server! Just be prepared for some serious diaper changes along the way.

CraftyFoolsMC

advancement, CraftyFoolsMC, ignorance, Incompetence, innovation, Misuse, progress, ruined, society, stupidity, Technology, useful

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5412
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Secret Passages Found:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Have you ever tried to build a beautiful castle in Minecraft, only to have it destroyed by a group of griefers who think they’re hilarious? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict no-griefer policy! We’ve hired a team of highly trained llamas to patrol the server and spit on anyone who even thinks about breaking someone else’s creations. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can banish griefers to the Nether realm with a flick of their wands. So come join us and build to your heart’s content without fear of your hard work being destroyed by some idiot with a TNT fetish.

Haniyeh’s Havoc Minecraft Server

Assassination, biden, ceasefire talks, chief, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, gaza, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, Havoc, international relations, Israel, killing, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, peace negotiations, Political, Server, united states, violence, War

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3882
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	203	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up more stuff than hamas chief haniyeh! biden said it himself, our server is so lit it’s like a ceasefire talk gone wrong. we got explosions, chaos, and more drama than a reality tv show. join now and be part of the madness! #minecraftmadness #explosivefun #bidenapproved

KimJongCraft: TrumpReturns!

BBC, defector interview, dictator, Diplomacy, elite defector, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kim Jong Un and Trump, Kim Jong Un’s intentions, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, leadership, North Korea, nuclear weapons, Politics, summit, trump, TrumpReturns, united states, world news

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9623
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

so like, you know how Kim Jong Un is like obsessed with Trump? well, turns out this elite defector dude spilled the beans to the BBC about it. like, can you imagine the drama on this server? join us for some political shenanigans and build your own nuclear bunker to hide from the craziness. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. come join us now before Kim Jong Un changes his mind and starts a real-life Minecraft war.

LongCovidCraft – Survive the Symptoms!

Chronic illness, Covid-19, FATIGUE, Healthcare, healthcare system, Lancet review, long covid, long haulers, long-term effects, LongCovidCraft, Medical research, pandemic, persistent symptoms, post-viral syndrome, public health, Recovery, research, respiratory, SURVIVE, Symptoms, treatments, uk

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2608
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Towns Built:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Crops Grown:	8626	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

so like, have you heard about this cray cray server where you can escape from the real world and dive into a land of blocks and mobs and all that jazz? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread!

imagine this, you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs. yeah, that’s right, FLYING PIGS! and guess what? you can ride them and soar through the sky like a majestic bacon-loving superhero.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the sickest beats? yeah, it’s lit AF. you gotta see it to believe it.

but wait, there’s more! we have a quest where you have to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power and makes you the ruler of the server. trust me, it’s worth the grind.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin! who needs reality when you have a world of pixelated wonders waiting for you?

Incel-free Minecraft Server

banned, banned for being p3do, expressed feelings, incel forums, IncelFree, Minecraft, never posted CP, nowhere to interact, Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2792
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Are you tired of being unfairly banned from incel forums for ridiculous reasons? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can express your feelings without fear of being kicked out for being a “p3do” (whatever that means).

Our server is a safe space for all misunderstood individuals who just want to build and mine in peace. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we host exclusive parties with virtual snacks and pixelated fireworks.

So come on down and join us, because who needs incel forums when you can have a blocky paradise to call home? Let’s craft away those bans and build a new community together!