chair shot – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Uhhh Hey Tony About That Deal Maybe Minecraft SMP

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Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where anything goes, including injecting aids into a black guy and giving him a chair shot to the head! Just kidding, that’s not actually allowed on our server (or any server for that matter), but we do have plenty of other crazy shenanigans to keep you entertained. From building giant statues of Steve riding a pig to organizing epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamonds, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and let your imagination run wild! Just make sure to leave your controversial ideas at the door.

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Lords of Soot

Lords Of Soot Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Version	1.16.5
Modpack	Download Here
Server IP	mc.lordsofsoot.tesseracthosting.com:23001
Dynamic Map	View Here
Discord	Join Here

FAQ – Lords Of Soot Minecraft Server

Question	Answer
What is the main framework of Lords Of Soot server?	Lords Of Soot’s main framework is light geopolitical roleplay, based on a Nations/Semi-Anarchy framework.
What mods are included in the custom modpack?	The modpack includes Create, Immersive Engineering, Mekanism, Agricraft, Farmer’s Delight, Immersive Vehicles, Railroading, AE2, Xnet, and more.
How long has Lords Of Soot server been running?	The server has a history spanning nearly five years.
What can players expect on the current map of Lords Of Soot?	Players can expect a variety of player-created cities, infrastructure, and industry on the current map.

Whispering Woods 1.21

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Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual paradise for your mouth! Forget about pussy, this server will make your taste buds explode with flavor!

We’ve got food that will make you question why you ever ate in real life. From diamond-encrusted steak to golden apple pie, your mouth will thank you for joining this server.

And don’t even get me started on the drinks! We’ve got potions that will make you feel like you’re floating on clouds while sipping on a rainbow.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new world of deliciousness in Minecraft! Your taste buds will never be the same again!

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FriendshipCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a stomach bug? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, just like when you least expect your kid to start puking before a concert!

Our server is so contagious with fun, your friends will be lining up to join in on the madness. Who needs a concert when you can experience the thrill of uncertainty every time you log on? Plus, you never know when you might get sick right on time for a virtual event – talk about immersive gameplay!

So come join us for a rollercoaster of chaos and laughter. Who needs plans when you have a Minecraft server this wild? Just make sure to bring your own virtual hand sanitizer – things can get messy in the best way possible!

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FictionalFrenzy Minecraft SMP

#revelation, Alternate Universe, confusion, disbelief, existential crisis, FANTASY, favorite book, fictional character, FictionalFrenzy, identity crisis, introspection, mind blown, Minecraft, parallel universe, personal revelations, proof, Self Discovery, shock, smp, stranger, surreal encounter

OMG GUYS, you won’t believe this but on this Minecraft SMP, there are actual strangers from other universes coming to talk to you! Like, what even is that?! They’re like, “Hey, you’re actually a character from my favorite book in my universe.” And then they start spilling all this personal stuff about your life that only you would know! It’s like, mind-blowing, right?! So if you wanna experience some next-level craziness and have your mind blown, you gotta join this SMP ASAP! Who knows what other insane things will happen?! Just imagine the possibilities, it’s gonna be lit AF! So come join us and let’s get weird together, it’s gonna be a wild ride, I promise you that! Let’s goooooo! 🤪🚀 #MinecraftMadness

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BlockyJobz

BlockyJobz, frivolous profession, futile work, idle occupation, inconsequential job, irrelevant occupation, meaningless job, no benefit, nonessential role, pointless job, purposeless job, redundant position, society, superfluous career, unhelpful role, unnecessary work, unproductive career, unproductive profession, useless profession, valueless profession, Waste of time

Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to actually work for your resources? Look no further, because on our server, the most useless profession is actually the most OP! That’s right, become a professional potato farmer and watch as your spuds magically turn into diamonds! Who needs doctors or teachers when you’ve got a field full of potatoes that can cure any ailment and teach you everything you need to know? Join now and start living the potato-powered dream!

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TrumpTariffTakedown

Canada, conservative party, Diplomacy, Economy, export, forceful, Government, Import, international relations, leader, negotiations, North America, policy, Politics, protectionism, response, RETALIATION, Tariffs, Trade, trump, TrumpTariffTakedown

so, like, if u wanna have a blast in minecraft, u gotta join this server! it’s like, the craziest place ever, man. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamond mines are filled with chocolate instead of diamonds.

oh, and get this – our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill and just want everyone to have a good time.

plus, our server is home to the most epic battles between players riding giant chickens and fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot. it’s like, total chaos but in the best way possible.

so, if u wanna escape reality and dive into a world of pure madness, join our server now! you won’t regret it, dude. just watch out for those sneaky llamas…they’re always up to something.

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Bloom on Battlefield 1.20

Adversity, battlefield, Bloom, Conflict, Connection, emotions, growth, Heartache, Hope, long-distance relationship, love, loyalty, Passion, perseverance, relationships, resilience, romance, Struggle, Trust, War

Lol, bro, on this Minecraft server, love blooms everywhere, even in the middle of a PvP battle! Join us for a wild ride of romance and chaos as you fight for your crush’s heart while dodging creepers and skeletons.

We’ve got custom plugins that will make your heart race faster than when you see a diamond ore block.

Don’t miss out on the chance to find your Minecraft soulmate while also building epic structures and surviving in a world that’s crazier than your ex-girlfriend.

So come on, join us and see if love can truly bloom on a battlefield. Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they might steal your crush when you’re not looking!

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HangryCraft Minecraft Server

Chores, Communication, confusion, Dinner, Expectations, family, food stamps, forewarning, Gaslighting, Gratitude, HangryCraft, Hungry, meal planning, Meals, Minecraft, parents, RESPONSIBILITY, Schedule, Server, text message, ungrateful, Waste

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never go hungry like this poor soul living with their parents! On our server, we have a special feature where your in-game parents will always make sure you have a feast waiting for you every time you log on. No more worrying about fending for yourself or being left out of family meals – we’ve got your back!

Join our server and experience the joy of never having to worry about food again. Our in-game parents will always make sure you’re well-fed and taken care of, just like a real family should. Say goodbye to hunger and confusion, and hello to a world where you’re always the top priority.

So come on over and join us on our Minecraft server, where the food is plentiful and the love is endless. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a creeper, in which case, watch out for explosions!

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DadCraft Guest Room

Boundaries, child’s best interest, co parenting, Communication, DadCraft, dog-friendly, family dynamics, former friends with benefits, friendship, guest, guest accommodations, guest room, job opportunity, long distance, love for child, parenting, room, solid friendship, support network, support system, unconventional co-parenting, unconventional relationship, Understanding

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring storylines? Well, look no further! Join our server where a 38-year-old mom and her former friends with benefits, now co-parent, are navigating the wild world of raising a child together in Minecraft!

Experience the thrill of converting virtual offices into guest rooms for your co-parent, just like our fearless mom on the server! Watch as she tackles the challenges of maintaining a solid friendship while co-parenting in a virtual world.

But beware, the moms and grandmas on the server may try to convince you that you’re “playing house” with your co-parent. Ignore their antics and focus on building the ultimate virtual family with your co-parent and child!

Join now for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Who knew co-parenting could be so entertaining in the world of Minecraft?

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Awkwardly Normal

awkwardly, behavioral patterns, common practices, cultural conditioning, individual perspective, learned behavior, normal, normal behavior, Perception, personal habits, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, social awareness, social conditioning, social constructs, social cues, social interactions, societal expectations, societal influences, societal norms, societal standards, unconscious habits

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too…normal? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected surprises.

Ever thought riding a pig off a cliff was a bad idea? Think again! On our server, that’s just the beginning of the fun. We have flying cows, exploding sheep, and even talking creepers! Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see our dancing skeletons break it down to some sick beats.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest diamonds. Rumor has it he once built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt blocks and sheer determination. Will you be the one to uncover his secrets and join him on his epic quests?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no going back to boring old normalcy. Let the madness begin!

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