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| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 538 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1497 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
lol come join our cray cray minecraft server where the blocks are always dancing and the creepers wear tutus. we got pigs flying, chickens doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing for emeralds.
if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the power of infinite diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. our server is so lit that even herobrine comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players.
we also have a secret underground disco where the skeletons and zombies have a dance-off to see who’s the grooviest monster in town. and don’t even get me started on the talking cows that give out free milkshakes.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most mind-blowing minecraft server in the multiverse. trust us, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret, so it’s all good.
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