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SimpCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1619
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your inner simp? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for Kennedy/Shanahan to reach the simp voterbase! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond gifts, virtual roses, and even a special “Simp of the Month” competition where the winner gets to be serenaded by our resident bard with a custom love song. Don’t miss out on the chance to show off your simp skills and make new friends who understand your dedication to your favorite Minecraft crush. Join now and let the simp-tastic adventures begin!

TopNotchCrafters Minecraft SMP: Are They Really the Best?

Analysis, Assessment, best, comparison, critique, doubt, Evaluation, Excellence, inquiry, Minecraft, Quality, Questioning, Ranking, review, skepticism, smp, top choice, top option, top pick, top rated, top selection, TopNotchCrafters, uncertainty

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9962
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	7830
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows. Or how about participating in our annual “Build-a-Beach” competition where players race against each other to create the most ridiculous beach scene using only blocks of cheese and slime?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens while trying to knock each other off with giant carrots. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party that only the most elite players are invited to.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Who knows, you might just become the next ruler of our server and earn the title of “Master of Madness”!

PimplePoppin’ Minecraft Server

Argument, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Breakout, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, consent, discomfort, emotional response, Insecurity, Minecraft, misunderstanding, overreaction, personal space, PimplePoppin, Pimples, relationship, Respect, self esteem, Server, skincare

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8300
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Buildings Constructed:	40
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
New Chunks Explored:	530145	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Are you tired of your boyfriend rubbing your face like it’s a magic lamp on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict no-face-rubbing policy! Join us and never worry about awkward breakout patches being rubbed again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with magical creatures like flying pigs and dancing llamas. Rumor has it, if you find the secret diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So if you’re looking for a server where boundaries are respected and crazy adventures await, join us now! Who knows, you might even find a boyfriend who doesn’t think face rubbing is a normal conversation starter.

BlockBuddiesCraft

BlockBuddiesCraft, Boundaries, Communication, consent, coworker, engaged, Etiquette, feelings, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, loyalty, misunderstanding, personal space, professional behavior, relationships, Respect, social dynamics, travel, UNCOMFORTABLE, work trip

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1596
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Towns Built:	10	New Chunks Explored:	265661
Chimeras Created:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Divine Spears Created:	29	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where personal space is always respected, unlike poor Marcus on that work trip!

Join us for a fun and friendly community where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. No need to worry about awkward shoulder resting situations here, unless of course, you’re into that kind of thing (we don’t judge).

Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a friend like Sam who knows how to respect boundaries and keep things platonic.

So come on over and join us for a wild adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of shoulder resting (with consent, of course). See you in the game!

CraftyMinecrafters

addiction, Algorithms, comparison, constant updates, CraftyMinecrafters, cyberbullying, Digital Detox, DISLIKES, echo chambers, fake news, hate, mental health, Misinformation, NEGATIVE, ONLINE, Platforms, privacy concerns, social media, targeted advertising, time consuming, validation seeking

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7753
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Animals Bred:	111
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	46

Tired of dealing with annoying trolls and drama queens on social media? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between Steve and his pet pig, Porkchop. Our server is a troll-free zone, unless you count the actual trolls that live under our virtual bridges. But don’t worry, they’re more interested in collecting shiny diamonds than causing trouble.

Looking for a place where you can truly be yourself without fear of judgment? On our server, you can build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of gold blocks if that’s what tickles your fancy. We don’t judge, we just marvel at your questionable taste in building materials.

Sick of seeing the same old recycled memes and cat videos on your feed? Join our server and experience a whole new world of dank memes and hilarious cat videos – all created by our talented community of players. Who needs social media influencers when you have Minecraft players who can build a functioning roller coaster out of redstone and minecarts?

So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama behind and come join our Minecraft server where the only thing trending is your epic builds and ridiculous antics. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and welcoming community anywhere else.

SinaiSmugglersCraft

arms smuggling, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, egypt, Government, Hamas, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, palestine, Politics, qatar, SECURITY, Sinai, SinaiSmugglersCraft, SMUGGLING, Terrorism, weapons

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1491
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

So, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro! We got crazier stuff happening than arms smuggling from Egypt’s Sinai, like, who even cares about that when you could be building epic castles and battling creepers with your homies? Plus, we got this wild story about how the founder of the server once tamed a pack of wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. True story, bro! So, like, forget about Qatar and come join us for some epic Minecraft adventures, yo!

AntSizedSwordSwing

action, Adventure, Anime, anime characters, Anime swords, ant sized, AntSizedSwordSwing, Characters, creativity, FANTASY, fantasy world, Fiction, giant weapons, imagination, oversized swords, Size Comparison, small characters, storytelling, sword fighting, Unique, weapons

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7381
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Villages Defended:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

come join our minecraft server where the swords are bigger than your mom’s meatloaf! we got anime swords so big, they make skyscrapers look like toothpicks. imagine slicing through creepers with a sword the size of a school bus! it’s like playing minecraft on hard mode, but with extra ridiculousness.

our server is so epic, even the villagers are in on the action. they ride around on giant chickens and throw emeralds at you like confetti. and don’t even get me started on the pigs – they wear top hats and monocles and demand to be called sir oinksalot. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and break it down on the dance floor. zombie pigmen doing the cha-cha, skeletons doing the macarena – it’s a sight to behold.

so come on over to our minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. just watch out for the giant anime swords – they may be bigger than you, but they’re definitely not smarter.

Cobbled Carp

Boss Pokémon, Cobble Carp, Enhancements, Global, Gyms, Milestones, Minecraft, new biomes, Parties, Pokebuilder, Pokedex, pokemon, Pokémon-Themed Structures, PvE, Size Variation, Terralith, Tokens, TRADES, Vote Rewards, Wild Pokémon, Wondertrade

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	294
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Void Armor Forged:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Discover all the exciting new features we’ve added to enhance your gaming experience: WonderTrade : Dive into thrilling trades with players globally! Experience the excitement of exchanging Pokémon for free with our WonderTrade system. New Biomes : Explore fresh biomes in the Nether and End, all seamlessly integrated with Terralith in the Overworld. Uncover new terrains and unique resources! Gyms : Test your skills in our newly introduced Gyms. Earn money, ranks, and exclusive kits as rewards for your victories!

Purchasable Enhancements : Elevate your gameplay with purchasable commands, tokens, and claim blocks. These items enhance your Free-to-Play experience! Pokédex Milestones : Complete your Pokédex and unlock rewards for reaching milestones. Track your progress and enjoy exclusive benefits! Vote Rewards and Parties : Support us by voting and join Vote Parties for exciting rewards and community events! Wild Pokémon Size Variation : Discover Pokémon of various sizes in the wild. Find rare and unique variants to expand your collection! Boss Pokémon : Face off against powerful Boss Pokémon that drop valuable items, including Megastones, to strengthen your team. Pokémon-Themed Structures : Explore unique Pokémon-themed structures across the world. Find hidden treasures and special features! PokéBuilder : Customize and perfect your Pokémon with our advanced PokéBuilder. Earn it through Vote Keys, by defeating Bosses, or purchase it with in-game currency!

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BlockBusters Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, big bad, blockbusters, Bounty, Character development, comedic relief, comedy, Demons, Epic, FANTASY, fantasy world, magic bible, magic powers, Minecraft, Party, Quest, season 1, Server, SLAYERS, Supernatural, sword fighting

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1858
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Season 1 is like a wild rollercoaster ride – you’ll spend 10 episodes trying to defeat the big bad boss, only to realize he’s not really dead and you have to do it all over again. But don’t worry, you’ll also be adding more characters to your party along the way and have a bounty on your head for extra excitement!

And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, Season 2 kicks off with your party running around like headless chickens searching for a magic bible. Why a magic bible, you ask? Because why not! Join us on this insane adventure and see if the other seasons have a better premise… or if we just keep getting more ridiculous with each episode!

PerCapitaCraft Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1922
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Void Armor Forged:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the average player has a pet dragon and rides around on a flying pig!

Our server is so crazy that the villagers have formed their own boy band and perform concerts every Saturday night. And don’t even get us started on our annual llama race, where players compete to see who can ride their llama the fastest through a maze of obstacles.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away with skeletons and creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Per capita, this is the craziest server you’ll ever play on!