CGM Plays Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

– “The DerpCraft Experience” – “Noobville Adventures 2.0” – “Epic Fail Kingdom” – “Llama Land: Where Everything Goes Wrong” – “The Ridiculous Realms” – “FailCraft Central” – “The Clumsy Crafters Server” – “The Potato Paradise” – “The Epic Fails Server” – “The Misadventure Mine”

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3814
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Star Shards Collected:	68
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Magic Items Found:	3351
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6256	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against armies of zombie chickens, and even have a dance-off with a group of friendly creepers! Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure madness and mayhem.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where you can party with famous Minecraft celebrities like Steve and Herobrine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet that grants wishes to anyone brave enough to sit on it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most mind-blowing, side-splitting, and utterly ridiculous adventures that Minecraft has to offer! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Karen’s Kraft Korner: Where the Creepers are the Managers

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5145
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Holy Grails Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Ores Mined:	5268
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate wypipo metric! Why join? Because we have rainbow-colored creepers that explode in a shower of glitter! And our Ender Dragon wears a top hat and monocle, because he’s fancy like that.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the forests looking for players to challenge to a dance-off. And if you win, he’ll grant you three wishes (just don’t ask for more wishes, he’s a stickler for the rules).

Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have rainbow creepers and dancing Bigfoots? Let the wackiness begin!

SkipCraft: Where even creepers are too scared to blow up your creations!

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8656
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs like to break it down and show off their sick dance moves. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance the Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond disco ball to hang in your base.

Don’t miss out on the chance to join our server where the only terror mission you’ll have to worry about is trying to find the perfect spot for your pet zombie pigman to sunbathe. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the lolz begin!

CommunistCraft: Where You Can Debate Politics While Building Blocky Worlds!

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6388
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1031
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of pondering deep philosophical questions like “Are the Chinese more or less brainwashed than the Russians?” Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and mind-bending discussions that will make you question everything you thought you knew about geopolitics. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of shenanigans he’ll get up to. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s settle the age-old debate once and for all!

GiggleCraft – Where Genshin Impact meets Minecraft! Join the fun at /gig/ server today!

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1004
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for our special program live on April 12 at 2 PM (UTC+2), where we’ll be unveiling Version 4.6 with mind-blowing updates that will make your head spin! And if that’s not enough, participate in our Discovery Collaboration Web Event “Discover Traces, Explore Nature” where you’ll uncover hidden secrets and maybe even find a diamond or two!

But wait, there’s more! Our current character banner features Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, Barbara – the most epic lineup you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history! And don’t even get us started on our weapon banner with Tome of the Eternal Flow (Catalyst) and Freedom-Sworn (Sword) – these weapons will make you unstoppable in battle!

And if you’re still not convinced, our daily check-in rewards are so amazing, you’ll never want to log off! Plus, redeemable codes for free goodies and useful links to enhance your gameplay experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

ProtagonistCraft – Where every block tells a story!

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8923
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyday life is just as hostile as the creepers lurking in the shadows! Our protagonist, Steve, navigates through the treacherous terrain of high school drama, zombie apocalypse survival, and the ultimate quest for the perfect diamond armor. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who will have you laughing until you respawn! So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig, and join us on this crazy adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

Blockheads R Us

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3105
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky madness.

Join us for a chance to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens, or build a house made entirely of TNT just for fun. Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy as you are, so you’ll fit right in.

And the best part? Our server is powered by a magical sauce that makes everything look like it was drawn by a deranged cartoonist on a sugar high. So come on, join us and experience the wackiest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt.

CraftyAnon’s LOLz Server: No. 916742445

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9920
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	303	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magic Items Found:	8257
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against evil chickens, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face here!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who throw wild raves every night, a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves, and a giant lava parkour course that will test your skills and patience to the max!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery, because things are about to get seriously wacky up in here!

Queens of the Craft: Where African Royalty and Minecraft Collide

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5858
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Picture this: a group of 12-year-olds running the show, with the one in the middle calling the shots like a Minecraft boss.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. We have secret treasure hunts where you can win diamonds, and our PvP arena is so intense, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Off” competition, where players battle it out on the dance floor to see who has the best moves. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of 12-year-olds break it down in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the most hilarious and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun or get blown up by a TNT cannon!

AlienCraft: Invade and Conquer with Phase ALiAS – The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2909
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders come together for some epic adventures!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to team up with Kaneko Lumi, the queen of YouTube, or maybe take on the world with Fuura Yuri, the ultimate Twitch sensation (RIP). And let’s not forget about Dizzy Dokuro, the skull-faced streamer who will keep you on your toes!

But that’s not all – we’ve got Jelly Hoshiumi, Ember Amane, Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and even Komachi Panko! Each one brings their own unique flair to the server, making it a non-stop party of chaos and creativity.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Phase Friends and Small Corpos – they’re always up to no good!