ces 2019 retro games Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Lunch Pack City 1.20.5

1.20.5, bring lunch, brown bag lunch, city, Healthy Eating, homemade lunch, lunch, lunch at work, lunch for work, lunch habits, Lunch ideas, lunch preparation, lunch routine, LUNCHBOX, lunchtime, lunchtime at work, lunchtime strategies, meal prep, office lunch, Pack, pack a good lunch, packed lunch, work lunch, workday meals

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	303
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	137
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Yo, listen up fam! This Minecraft server is lit AF, like hotter than a creeper explosion! Join this server if you wanna flex your building skills and show off your epic creations to all the other players. Plus, the community here is tighter than a pig in a minecart, so you’ll never feel lonely while mining for diamonds. And let me tell you, the events on this server are crazier than a chicken riding a zombie pigman! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

RaceBaiter69

aita, Black, Communication, cultural sensitivity, curly hair, Friend, friendship, Honesty, hot climate, misunderstanding, new city, Race, RaceBaiter69, social dynamics, sun tan, swimming, Tanned, Walking, White, work

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5398
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Runes Activated:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Crops Grown:	3957
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if it’s by accident! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time when a player accidentally made friends with someone who thought they were a different race.

On our server, you can tan as much as you want without judgment, and maybe even trick a few friends into thinking you’re a completely different person. Who knows, you might even spark a heated debate about race and friendship, just like in the real world!

So come on over and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about friendship and tanning. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even accidentally befriending someone of a different race!

SkitCraft: SNL LOLz

best skits, classic, comedic genius, comedy, Comedy gold, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, iconic, Laughter, Legendary, lolz, memorable, must watch, Popular, saturday night live, sketch comedy, SkitCraft, snl, top skits, tv show

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8564
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Crops Grown:	5699	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further, because our server is the SNL of Minecraft! Join us for outrageous comedy skits, hilarious pranks, and non-stop laughter. Our players are so funny, they once built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs! And don’t even get us started on the time someone dressed up as a creeper and scared the entire server. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to laugh your blocks off!

CraftyCommies – Build, Fight, Laugh!

Asia, BUILD, Business, Chinese, CraftyCommies, Fall, Fight, finance, global economy, Hong Kong, international relations, Investment, LAUGH, market news, market volatility, military company, sanctions, shares, stock market, stock price, Technology, Tencent, Trading, U.S

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2413
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Farms Harvested:	865
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

so, like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, bro. like, tencent shares are falling in hong kong, but who cares about that when you can join our server and have a blast?

we got creepers that explode confetti, and endermen that wear top hats. it’s like a party in the minecraft world, man. plus, we have this epic story where the players have to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. yeah, you heard me right, a chicken boss with laser eyes.

and get this, if you join our server, you get a free pet panda that can do backflips. i mean, who wouldn’t want a panda that can do backflips, am i right? so, forget about tencent and their falling shares, come join our minecraft server and have the time of your life.

Glove Compartment Adventures

#Automotive, accessories, Adventures, automobile, CAR, compartment, compartments, convenience, Driving, glove, glove compartment, gloves, habits, naming conventions, Nostalgia, organization, Outdated, Practicality, Storage, tradition, vehicle maintenance

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	891
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

ok so like, u know how some people still call the thing in their car the glove compartment even tho nobody actually puts gloves in there anymore? well, our minecraft server is just like that – a classic name for a totally wild and crazy place!

join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with friendly zombies and play pranks on unsuspecting creepers.

plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary minecraft player who once built a castle out of cake and defended it from an army of evil villagers. if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of him floating around and causing mischief.

so come on down to our totally not-glove-compartment minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs gloves when you can have this much fun?

The Forest’s Edge 1.20.5

1.20.5, da wose, edge, Forests, Frontpage, long tail tag

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6092
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Towns Built:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3

Yo, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, because we got the wose on the frontpage, man! And not just any wose, but the most epic, legendary wose you’ve ever seen in your life! It’s like a wose party up in here, and you don’t wanna miss out on all the wose-tastic fun, am I right? So come on, join us and experience the wose madness for yourself! Wose wose wose, let’s go crazy with the wose!

GradeSkipper Minecraft Server

GradeSkipper, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6149
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Star Shards Collected:	234	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the youngest players are considered gifted! Join us and skip ahead two grades in the game because you already have the knowledge for it.

Just like the dilemma of this player’s 10-year-old son, we believe in advancing our players to the next level of gameplay. But be warned, skipping grades may lead to feelings of inadequacy for your older Minecraft siblings.

Join us and experience the drama of family dynamics, school pressure, and the ultimate decision of whether or not to let your Minecraft character skip grades. Will you be the hero who advances to the next level, or will you face the consequences of holding yourself back?

Come join our server and see if you’re the AITA for not letting your Minecraft character skip grades!

DD-Free NYE Fun!

alcohol, d&d, DDFree, designated driver, family, Fun, new year’s eve, Nye, Party, perspective, PRESSURE, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4125
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8557
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Magic Items Found:	8659
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be treated like the designated driver every New Year’s Eve? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being the responsible one again!

We promise a party atmosphere where you can drink as much virtual ale as you want without being guilt-tripped into being the DD. Our players are always up for a good time and won’t pressure you into being the sober one just because you can handle your virtual liquor.

Say goodbye to being called selfish for wanting to enjoy yourself and hello to a world where you can build, mine, and battle without being the family chauffeur. Join us and let loose like never before! Plus, we have virtual Ubers for safe transportation home, so you can party worry-free all night long. So come on, join us and leave the drama at the door!

DepressoCraft: It’s Not Just a Block Party

anxiety, BLOCK, coping mechanisms, depression, DepressoCraft, emotional pain, Invisible illness, ISOLATION, medication, mental health, mental illness, mindfulness, misunderstood, Party, seeking help, self esteem, self harm, self-care, silent struggle, stigma, suicidal thoughts, support system, Therapy

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4738
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Zombie Dances:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, feeling as lonely as a creeper in the sunlight? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is here to cure your virtual blues! Join us and experience the joy of building pixelated masterpieces with a community of players who understand the struggles of depression.

On our server, we have a special therapy session every Monday where we gather around a campfire and share our deepest mining woes. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll probably accidentally set someone’s wooden house on fire, but hey, that’s all part of the healing process, right?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Hug a Zombie” event every Friday, where we dress up as zombies and chase each other around the map, spreading joy and infectious laughter. And if you’re feeling extra down, just hop on our roller coaster ride made entirely of TNT blocks for a explosive pick-me-up!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s dig our way out of depression together, one block at a time!

BlockyBankBoi4Prez

Bank of Canada, Bank of England, BlockyBankBoi4Prez, Canadian politics, Central Banker, economic policy, Economic Stewardship, Financial Expert, fiscal responsibility, Former Governor, government leadership, international experience, justin trudeau, leadership role, Mark Carney, monetary policy, political ambitions, political career, Potential Candidate, Potential Prime Minister, Running for Office

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4855
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

so like, imagine if mark carney, the dude who was in charge of all the money stuff in canada and england, was like “yo, i’m gonna run for prime minister of canada after trudeau.” that would be so wild, right? like, can you imagine a world where the guy who was all about banks and stuff is now in charge of the whole country? that’s some next level craziness.

but hey, speaking of crazy things, have you heard about this minecraft server? it’s like, the most insane place to play minecraft ever. there are giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and you can ride on unicorns that fart rainbows. not even kidding, it’s the most ridiculous and hilarious server you’ll ever find.

and get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking potato. yeah, you read that right. a talking potato who wears a top hat and monocle. he’s always cracking jokes and making everyone laugh. it’s like being in a comedy show while playing minecraft.

so if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining minecraft server out there, come join us. who knows, maybe mark carney will even make a surprise appearance and start building a bank in the game. anything is possible in this wacky world we live in.