Certified Fresh Minecraft Servers

Certified Fresh Minecraft Servers

  • Certified Fresh rating on the tomatometer Minecraft SMP

    Certified Fresh rating on the tomatometer Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 3419
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server has a Certified Fresh rating on the tomatometer! That’s right, even the tomatoes are loving our server!

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nostrils. That’s right, you’ll be the envy of all your friends with your majestic fire-breathing companion.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HumilCraft Minecraft Server

    HumilCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 4839
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Zombie Dances: 8 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11
    Epic Battles Fought: 20 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Magic Items Found: 1929 Alien Abductions: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 25

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for our daily “Humiliation Ritual” where players are pitted against each other in ridiculous challenges like building a house blindfolded or fighting off creepers with only a stick. The loser gets publicly humiliated in the server chat for all to see! It’s a hilarious way to bond with your fellow players and show off your skills (or lack thereof). So come join us for a good laugh and some epic fails!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SelfishHubby Minecraft Server

    SelfishHubby Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 7637
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Towns Built: 8
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 29 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 19
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will renew your sense of adventure and fun? Look no further than our server, where even the most mundane tasks turn into epic quests!

    Join us and experience the thrill of waiting in line at the head office for passport renewals, just like our fearless player who embarks on a 4-hour journey to get it done in the nick of time. Will they make it before the deadline? Will they have to sell their above-ground pool to pay for it? The suspense is killing us!

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the drama unfold as players argue over who should fill out passport applications and who should be responsible for getting photos signed. It’s a battle of wits and wills that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

    So if you’re ready for a server that will test your patience, your relationships, and your sanity, join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos. Who needs dragons and dungeons when you have passport applications and photo signatures to conquer?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DadDocDelay – Minecraft Server

    DadDocDelay – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/300 Votes: 8535
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where being late is a crime punishable by being chased by a pack of angry wolves! 🐺 Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this player’s crazy morning drive!

    🕰️ Set your alarms and make sure to wake up on time, or face the wrath of our virtual father figure who will berate you for being late to our epic quests! ⏰ Don’t forget your dog’s leashes or you’ll have to buy them in-game at our virtual pet store, just like this player had to do! 🐕

    😂 Get ready for some intense role-playing where you’ll have to apologize multiple times and disassociate from reality to survive the journey with our quirky community members! 🤪 Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server to help you navigate through family drama and absurd situations?

    🎮 So come join us and experience the chaos, laughter, and unexpected moments that only our Minecraft server can provide! Who needs a boring morning drive when you can have a wild adventure with us instead? 😉

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RostovDroneRage

    RostovDroneRage
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 2644
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Buildings Constructed: 34
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Chimeras Created: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Gods Slained: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how russia is always complainin bout stuff, well this time they’re all like “omg there’s a massive drone attack on rostov, we’re freakin out!” but like, jokes on them cuz it’s just us playin on our epic minecraft server! come join us and be part of the chaos, fly drones, blow stuff up, and make russia think they’re under attack when really it’s just a bunch of gamers havin a blast! join now for the ultimate trolling experience!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DopamineCraftSociety

    DopamineCraftSociety
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 5912
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Ores Mined: 3176
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro. we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and cows that give u unlimited steak. it’s like a freakin’ paradise, man.

    plus, we got this secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they’re planning to take over the world with their mind control powers, but don’t worry, we’re on it. join us and help us stop the alien invasion, dude.

    oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i swear. just make sure to bring some marshmallows for roasting while we ride through the lava.

    so come on, join our server and be part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in minecraft. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCancerPreventer

    CraftyCancerPreventer
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 9645
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 30 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but also wanted to lose weight and prevent cancer at the same time? well, this server is like a magical pill that does all that for u! join now and u will be losing weight faster than a creeper explodes! plus, u will be preventing cancer like a pro! who knew playing minecraft could be so healthy and fun at the same time? come join us and start your journey to a healthier and blockier life!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Once upon a time in Storyfortune… Where even creepers know the value of diamonds!

    Once upon a time in Storyfortune… Where even creepers know the value of diamonds!
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    Players: 100/200 Votes: 5120
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 86 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18
    Farms Harvested: 828 Buildings Constructed: 49
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 42 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Storyfortune Minecraft Server

    Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience!

    Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.

    We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?

    IP: rdt.storyfortune.net Version: 1.20-1.21

    Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules

    Server release trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZTDdLEcGy8

    Features:

    Feature Description
    GriefPrevention Easily protect your builds to make them grief-proof!
    Chest Shops Buy or sell any item you want from player Chest Shops! Easily create and manage them!
    Auction House List items on the auction house for others players to buy/bid on!
    Player Warps Set your own player warp, whether that be for a shop or an epic base you made, anyone on the server will be able to teleport!
    /sit Make yourself sit anywhere!
    Marriage Request to marry another player – meant to cater towards those who like to roleplay. Adds a small red heart next to your name when married with your partner’s name.
    Toggle PvP Toggle your PvP, or leave it disabled!
    Head Merchant Access over 50k+ custom decorative heads!
    Quests Complete quests to earn money with the option to pick easy or hard challenges!
    Jobs Join jobs to earn money and unlock various special features!
    ChatGames A fun way to earn a bit of money and interact with others in a friendly way!
    mcMMO Earn special abilities by leveling up 15 different skills!

    FAQ: Questions & Answers

    1. How do I join the server? You can join by using the IP address: rdt.storyfortune.net on Minecraft: Java Edition version 1.20-1.21.

    2. Is the server grief-free? Yes, we have GriefPrevention to easily protect your builds from any griefing.

    3. Can I create my own player warp? Yes, you can set your own player warp for others to teleport to.

    4. Are there in-game marriages? Yes, you can request to marry another player on the server.

    5. How can I earn money on the server? You can complete quests, join jobs, participate in ChatGames, and more to earn money.

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  • IndieCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    IndieCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 737
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Villages Defended: 13 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 121
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Divine Spears Created: 30
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 48 Endless Mazes Solved: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of Minecraft!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself can’t resist joining in on the fun.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden portal on our server, you’ll be transported to a land where all your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. Want to build a house made entirely of cake? You got it.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the most epic, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server of all time? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineCraftyArk – Minecraft Server

    MineCraftyArk – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 4160
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a kiddie pool. Join us for the chance to mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure obsidian, ride pigs into battle like a knight in shining armor, and build a castle so epic, even the Ender Dragon will be jealous. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, ready to challenge any player to a duel. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life – join us now!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelPleasure Minecraft Server

    PixelPleasure Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 6880
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Villages Defended: 6 Mines Excavated: 2639
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Enchantments Applied: 247
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Void Armor Forged: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. Our server is like no other, with secret underground dungeons filled with naughty mobs and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

    But that’s not all – our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From epic build battles to outrageous pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the world of Minecraft!

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