Nomad’s Rest Modpacks Official SMP server!!! We got bosses, adventure, music, events and so much more pls download the latest version of the pack on curseforge before joining!
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Nomads Rest
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Rare Tits Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the land is as bountiful as the chests are full! We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our villagers are just begging to trade with you. But the real reason to join? Our players are like the rarest of treasures – they’ve got more curves than a rollercoaster and more sass than a creeper on a bad day. So come on over and join the fun, because on this server, the only thing flat is the world you’ll be building on!
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The Arcane Minecraft SMP Season 2 Adventure
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle with creepers as your tour guides.Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted diamond pickaxes, and dance parties with friendly zombies. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Or build a house out of exploding TNT blocks just for fun? The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed.
Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT).
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CreeperChests Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from creepy family drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures! Join us for outrageous reasons like avoiding awkward family gatherings where your BIL stares at your chest like it’s a magic crystal ball.On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from unwanted gazes and create a community where respect is the only currency. Dive into insane stories like trying to reason with a relative who denies their creepy behavior and accuses you of lying, all while dealing with heart issues and drama fit for a soap opera.
Join us now and leave behind the real-life craziness for a virtual world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next! And remember, on our server, the only chests you’ll be staring at are the ones filled with treasure.
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FartCraft: No Gas Zone!
Are you tired of being subjected to unexpected, powerful farts in your own home? Look no further, our Minecraft server is a fart-free zone! No more worrying about surprise toots ruining your day. Join us and experience the sweet smell of freedom!We understand the struggle of living with a fart-loving family, that’s why we offer a safe haven for those who just can’t handle the stench. Our server is a fart-free sanctuary where you can build, mine, and explore without the fear of a butt bomb detonating in your face.
Don’t let disrespectful farts ruin your gaming experience, join our server and say goodbye to gas-induced tears. We promise, no farts allowed – unless they’re virtual! So come on over and let’s build a world free from fart-filled nightmares.
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FlexinUnknowingly – Minecraft SMP
hidden talents, Secret abilities, Unappreciated qualities, Uncelebrated achievements, unacknowledged advantages
Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to flex harder than a slime in a slime chunk! We’ve got more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party and more netherite than a piglin on a shopping spree. But that’s not all, our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine tried to join but got banned for griefing (RIP). So if you want to join a server where the mobs drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business and the villagers trade emeralds for stacks of diamonds, then come on down and show off your flex!
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BootyCraft: Aging Like Fine Wine
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never have to worry about saggy butt implants again! Our virtual world is filled with magical potions that keep your character’s booty looking perky and fabulous for eternity.Join us for epic adventures where you can show off your perfectly sculpted derriere while battling dragons, building castles, and making friends with talking animals. Who needs real-life butt implants when you can have a flawless virtual behind that defies the laws of gravity?
So come on, join our server and let your butt cheeks shine brighter than a diamond sword in the sunlight. Because in our world, the only thing that’s drooping is the jaws of envy from all the other players who wish they had your flawless backside.
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PutinCraft: Energy Dependence
So, like, you gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz like, we got Putin playin’ with us, man! He’s like, buildin’ a secret base and stuff, and we’re all tryna find it and steal his diamonds, ya know? Plus, like, Mongolia is all up in here, protectin’ Putin and stuff cuz they need his energy or somethin’. It’s like a crazy spy thriller, but in Minecraft, bro! So come join us and be part of the epic adventure, man!
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Celeb Baby Name Madness
so, like, u know how celebrities give their kids, like, super weird names? well, maybe it’s cuz the SAG, like, requires them to use a name that’s, like, not similar to any other members when they join. so, like, if u wanna, like, stand out and be unique, u should totally join our, like, EPIC Minecraft server! we got, like, crazy builds and, like, insane mini-games that will blow ur mind! plus, u might even run into some, like, famous people’s kids with their, like, totally wacky names! so, like, come join us and be a part of the most, like, exclusive club in the Minecraft universe!
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Lipid Nano Vax: H5 LOL Avian
hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? well do we have the server for u! it’s like a party in ur computer and everyone’s invited!join our server for a chance to fight off mutant chickens infected with the H5 avian influenza! but don’t worry, we got u covered with our self-amplifying mRNA vaccines in the form of lipid nanoparticles.
come for the crazy battles, stay for the wild biodistribution of vaccines throughout the server. who knew saving the world could be so fun and educational at the same time?
so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s kick some mutant chicken butt together!