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CraftyCanuckTradeWar

Agreement, Canada, CraftyCanuckTradeWar, Dispute, economic impact, Economy, Exports, global market, Imports, international trade, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Tariffs, Trade, trade war, trump, united states

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4357
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	6378	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

yo yo yo, listen up fam! if u wanna join dis lit Minecraft server, lemme tell u sumthin cray cray. so like, Canada be all up in arms bout dem tariffs dat Trump be talkin bout. dey be like “yo, we gonna hit u with da single largest trade blow if u don’t chill wit dem tariffs, bro.” but like, forget bout dat drama, come join our server instead! we got da illest builds, da sickest mods, and da most lit community around. plus, we ain’t gonna hit u with no trade blow, we just gonna hit u with some dope gameplay. so come thru and join us, cuz we be da bomb diggity!

Butcher Lab Testing Fun

animal cruelty, animal experimentation, animal rights, animal testing, animal welfare, bioethics, BUTCHER, controversial, ethical boundaries, ethical dilemma, experimentation, Fun, Lab, lab animals, laboratory animals, medical testing, morality, research, scientific ethics, scientific research, scientist, Testing, testing products

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9295
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	834717
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where the only rule is to never trust a cow! why, you ask? well, let me tell ya a little story. one day, a player decided to befriend a cow and give it a cute little name. but little did they know, that cow was actually a highly intelligent being sent from another dimension to spy on us! next thing you know, the cow is leading a rebellion against the players, demanding better living conditions and more grass to graze on. chaos ensues as the players try to fend off the cow army with their diamond swords and enchanted armor. but fear not, brave adventurer, for you can join our server and help us defeat the evil cow overlords once and for all! plus, we have free cookies at spawn. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the cowpocalypse begin!

Starfall Sanctuary

anti cheat, Armor Poser Mod, claim system, Custom Armor Stand book, custom pictures, diamond-based economy, faster minecart, Find slime chunk command, Fire Tick Off, Grief Protection, Invisible item frames, Leaderboards command, new season, No mob Griefing, one player sleep, player head drop., Sanctuary, shopping district, Simplevoicechat, Sit on almost anything, smp, starfall, Trial Chambers Vaults reset

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8323
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	58	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Void Gems Collected:	22
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP:	play.starfallsanctuary.com
Server Location:	USA – New York
Community Location:	Worldwide (From Eastern Europe to Hawaii our players come from everywhere!)
Server Discord:	Discord
Server Map:	The Map
Version:	Java version 1.21.4

What makes this server special?

We’re an established, tight-knit, 18+ community looking to welcome new players to our semi-vanilla survival server. Our server offers a classic Minecraft experience with just a few quality-of-life enhancements to keep things interesting, but rest assured, we are committed to staying true to the core survival gameplay. We pride ourselves on being a mature and friendly group, and we’re eager to find like-minded players who value cooperation and creativity. Importantly, we are and always will be a free server without pay-to-win practices. Everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive. If you’re looking for a new Minecraft home with a supportive and active community, come join us!

Features:

Diamond based economy with Shopping District under construction near spawn.
Anti-Cheat + Grief Protection + Claim System. We also have rollback features so no one grief your build or gain unfair advantage.
Importing custom pictures inside the server made easy. You can request us to upload any 500×500 pictures on the server in map form!
Trial Chambers Vaults now reset on this server after a few hours, so you can come back and try to get your Core!
We just started a New Season, The Map is fresh, you would join just in time!
Vanilla’ish Quality of Life enhancements: One player sleep, Fire tick off, Faster Minecart, Leaderboards command, Find slime chunk command, No mob Griefing, SimpleVoiceChat, Player head drop, Custom Armor Stand book, invisible item frames, Armor Poser Mod available, Sit on almost anything, etc. (A full list of enhancements is available on our Discord.)

You are one short whitelist away to join us on our new adventure!

https://discord.gg/mf9Xp6GZw9

FAQ Questions & Answers

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our Discord to be whitelisted and receive the server IP.

Q: Is there a minimum age requirement to join?

A: Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win practices on the server?

A: No, the server is free to play and everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive without pay-to-win practices.

Q: What type of enhancements does the server offer?

A: The server offers vanilla’ish quality of life enhancements such as One player sleep, No mob Griefing, Custom Armor Stand book, and more. For a full list, visit our Discord.

Nimi’s Dreamland 1.21.2

#youtube, 1.21.2, bluesky, ceres fauna, Dreamland, Faumedia, Faunarchive, Faunwell, grasshoppers, Invincible Rainbow Arrow, It’s Not a Phase, Konbakuwa, love Fauna, member VODs, merch, Miss Nimi, Naplings, Nimi Nightmare, nimis, saplings, Schedule, Stream, twitter

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4583
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Meteorites Collected:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1047
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Yo, so like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a squirrel on caffeine? Well, look no further, because this server is like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow made of cheese!

Join us for some epic adventures, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera, and more surprises than a birthday party thrown by a clown with a confetti cannon.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s build some pixelated dreams together!

GFearphones Minecraft Server

Communication, earphones, Evening, Focus, GFearphones, Girlfriend, habits, headphones, jarring sounds, Minecraft, nagging, noise, overreacting, partner, relationship, Relax, Scrolling, sensitivity, Server, social media, UNFAIR, Videos, Volume

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9017
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	33
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Are you tired of hearing random, jarring sounds from your girlfriend’s phone while trying to relax in the evening? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! No more loud music or someone shouting in your ear – just peaceful mining and building with fellow gamers.

On our server, you can build your own virtual headphones to block out any annoying sounds from the outside world. No need to constantly nag your girlfriend to use earphones – just focus on creating your own virtual paradise without any distractions.

So come join us and leave the drama behind! Who needs real-life relationship issues when you can escape to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft? Don’t be sensitive, be a block-building boss on our server!

NoSmokinMILinMyPad

apartment, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Confrontation, consideration, Etiquette, family, in-laws, Lifestyle, mother-in-law, NoSmokinMILinMyPad, Offense, relationships, resolution, Respect, smell, smoking

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7676
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	167
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero tolerance for smoke smells, even virtual ones! Join us and escape the stench of drama like this poor player who had to deal with their MIL’s smoking habit. Our server is a smoke-free zone, so you can game in peace without worrying about that lingering smell. Plus, we have epic quests, insane builds, and a community of players who will have your back when things get heated. So come join us and leave the smoke behind – both in-game and in real life!

MisunderstoodCraft

complex, complex personality, complex soul, deep thinker, Enigma, Enigmatic, enigmatic aura, enigmatic character, enigmatic nature, enigmatic personality., introverted, misunderstood, misunderstood emotions, misunderstood individual, misunderstood mind, misunderstood perspective, misunderstood soul, MisunderstoodCraft, Mysterious, mysterious aura, Unique

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3397
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Are you tired of being misunderstood in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where we promise to understand you better than anyone else! Our community is filled with players who will appreciate your unique quirks and eccentricities. We even have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively through interpretive dance – because words are so last season! So if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself, join us and let your freak flag fly high!

GazaCraft: Minecraft Server

Abbas, Ceasefire, ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic efforts., Fatah, full responsibility, Gaza Strip, GazaCraft, government control, Hamas, humanitarian crisis, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Pa, palestinian authority, Palestinian territories, peace negotiations, political leadership, regional stability, security measures, Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5354
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Meteorites Collected:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where abbas is ready to assume full responsibility in the gaza strip when ceasefire begins! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. one time, abbas was building a giant sand castle in the desert biome when suddenly, a creeper snuck up behind him and blew it all up! now, abbas is on a mission to rebuild and he needs your help! join our server and help abbas rebuild his sand castle and restore peace to the gaza strip! plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make minecraft great again!

CraftySpyNetwork

#classified information, Arrest warrant, arrested, counterintelligence, covert activities, CraftySpyNetwork, crime, Espionage, Espionage Ring, foreign relations, Government, intelligence, investigation, law enforcement, national security, Russian spy network, SECURITY, Surveillance, suspicion, Ukrainian engineer, undercover operation

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2300
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

So, like, you know how sometimes you just wanna play Minecraft and build stuff and mine for diamonds and stuff, right? Well, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. Like, seriously, you gotta join because, get this, there’s this Ukrainian engineer who got arrested for like, leading a Russian spy network. How crazy is that, right? Like, imagine the drama and intrigue that must be going down on this server. You gotta join just to see what’s gonna happen next. Plus, like, the builds on this server are out of this world. Like, literally, someone built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks. It’s insane, man. So come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about. Trust me, you won’t be disappointed.

Snooze Patrol: The Insomniac’s Paradise

insomniacs, Paradise, Patrol, quality of sleep, sleep analysis, sleep assessment, sleep consistency, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, sleep duration, sleep efficiency, sleep evaluation, sleep habits, sleep health, sleep measurement, sleep monitoring, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep routine, sleep tracking, snooze

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2381
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic sleep of ur life!! we guarantee u will sleep so good dat u will wake up thinkin u just slept for 100 years like sleeping beauty. our beds are made of clouds and pillows made of marshmallows. u will be counting sheep in no time cuz u will be sleepin so deep u will think u in dreamland. come join us and experience da best sleep of ur life!! #sleepgoals #dreamserver #marshmallowpillows