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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2349
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Farms Harvested:	562
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Crops Grown:	1494
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a circus performer trying to become the ringmaster of the VTuber world? Look no further than our server, where you can join Nene, the girl who came from another world to become an idol, and Polka, the acrobatic queen who will wow you with her skills!

But wait, there’s more! Join Lamy, the daughter of a noble family from a snowy land, who left everything behind to join our colorful world full of fun. And don’t forget about Botan, the white lion who may seem lazy, but is actually a gaming addict ready to heal you like a pro at the end game.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a mix of idols, circus performers, noble daughters, and lazy lions all coming together to create the most epic Minecraft experience ever? Join now and become part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience!

/Heem/ Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7510
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and boring players? Well, look no further because our server is the most powerful thread /heem/ has ever seen edition!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it lays diamond eggs, others say it can fly. Who knows what kind of crazy powers this Chicken has!

So come join us on the most powerful thread /heem/ has ever seen edition and see what kind of madness awaits you. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything is possible!

ManlyMinecraftSMPQA

Authenticity, Communication, Curiosity, DATING, emotions, Gender Roles, Honesty, Insecurities, Intimacy, ManlyMinecraftSMPQA, Masculinity, Men, perspective, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self-expression, society, Stereotypes, Taboos, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7139
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	758	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Alien Abductions:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience chaos, hilarity, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but wooden swords and sheer determination. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by a fearless chicken named Cluck Norris who will stop at nothing to conquer all other mobs.

Have you ever wanted to ask men questions that you were too embarrassed to? Well, on our server, you can ask anything you want and the answers may surprise you. From the best way to build a castle to the most efficient way to mine obsidian, our players are always willing to share their knowledge (and maybe a few tall tales).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they tend to have a sense of humor that’s explosive!

BdayBlockBummer

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6600
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
New Chunks Explored:	12488	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Buildings Constructed:	36	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Have you ever received a birthday gift so bad that you wished you could just escape to a different world? Well, now you can on our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your bad birthday memories behind as you embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and battle mythical creatures. Who needs a lame gift when you can have the gift of endless fun and adventure in our crazy world? So come on, join us and leave your bad birthday gift woes in the dust!

NukeCraft: Poilievre’s Gift to Humanity

Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, gift, global stability, Humanity, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear sites, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, peace negotiations, Poilievre, Poilievres, Politics, sanctions, SECURITY

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2292
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	317
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4025	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up nuclear sites like it’s nobody’s business! imagine the chaos and destruction, it’s a gift to humanity, just like Poilievre says! we got creeper explosions that will make your head spin and lava pits that will make you scream like a little baby! join now for the most insane and outrageous gameplay you’ve ever experienced! trust me, you won’t regret it!

Bing’s Drug Fails: AI Harm Server

AI answers, Artificial Intelligence, Bing Copilot, bings, chatbot, commonly prescribed drugs, death, DRUG, Fails, harm, Healthcare, medication, microsoft, mild harm, moderate harm, patient safety, Patients, pharmaceuticals, potential harm, scientists, search engine, Server, severe harm, side effects, Technology

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3358
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1

so like, u know how scientists asked Bing Copilot – like the chatbot thing from Microsoft – about drugs n stuff? well, apparently, like 42% of the answers were like gonna mess u up a lil bit, ya know? and like 22% of the answers were gonna straight up kill u or mess u up real bad.

if u wanna avoid that kinda chaos, then u should totally join our Minecraft server! we promise that none of our AI bots will give u bad drug advice or anything. plus, we have like the craziest builds and the most epic PvP battles. like, u won’t believe the stuff that goes down on our server.

so come join us and escape the chaos of Bing Copilot’s drug advice! trust us, u won’t regret it. plus, we have cake. lots of cake. like, so much cake u won’t know what to do with it all. so yeah, join our server and let the good times roll!

FatePvP

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1626
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

FatePvP is a a 1.8 competitive Factions server releasing in the coming weeks after months of development aiming to offer a great experience for all players. The server is packed with custom events, including PvP and raiding focused ones in addition to hourly mini-games that anyone can enjoy. In addition, players can explore several special areas, including The Mines, Darkzone, and much more that provide unique ways to earn money.

We also have other gamemodes that will be coming out in the future. Join our discord for more information.

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Blockmc Lifesteal

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	638
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Animals Bred:	81
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

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Steamy Blocks Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8733
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and survive? Well, come join our server where you can freeze yourself in a cryochamber to preserve your life forever! That’s right, no more respawning or losing all your hard-earned loot. Just freeze yourself and wake up in the future where you can rule over the land as an immortal Minecraft god! Join now for the chance to live forever and never worry about dying again. It’s the ultimate survival experience!

>Crafty Kong SMP

ANZ, Balaji, bank of international settlements, BCG, Ernst and Young, Euroclear, fidelity, Franklin Templeton, gtCrafty, Hong Kong govt, HSBC, Kong, Malaysian SEC, MasterCard, Moody’s, smp, Sony, Swift, two more weeks, Visa

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9657
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the Hong Kong government is at war with the Malaysian SEC, SWIFT is trying to take over Euroclear, and Ernst and Young are leading a rebellion against Mastercard and VISA!

But wait, there’s more! Franklin Templeton has formed an alliance with Sony to take down ANZ and HSBC, while Fidelity and Moody’s are plotting to overthrow the Bank of International Settlements. And just when you thought things couldn’t get any crazier, BCG and Balaji are causing chaos left and right.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for two weeks of non-stop madness and mayhem! Who will come out on top in this epic battle for dominance? Only time will tell.