| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 2618 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 52 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
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| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 1604 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 21 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 103 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, mining diamonds with your pet llama, and building a castle made entirely out of cake!
Forget about Marine’s new song, because on our server, the only music you’ll hear is the sweet sound of creepers exploding in the distance. So come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 6080 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 |
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Farms Harvested: | 784 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
We have information and guides that will blow your mind, like lore that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Need statistics? We’ve got you covered with websites that will track your every move in-game.
But wait, there’s more! We have news and streams that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a Minecraft version of Team Liquid dominating the server!
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 8364 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 28 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 228 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 796 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 58 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
Are you tired of real-life conflicts about family time and priorities? Well, look no further! On our server, you can escape to a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken coop.
Imagine a world where your sister’s MS diagnosis doesn’t exist and your brother’s kids’ spring break plans are just a distant memory. Instead, you can focus on crafting the perfect diamond sword and battling creepers with your virtual family.
But wait, there’s more! Join us on this server and experience the thrill of planning virtual trips with your friends, without the stress of conflicting schedules. Who needs real-life getaways when you can explore endless virtual worlds with your pals?
So, why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all your real-life family drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us! And remember, in this world, the only thing you need to prioritize is having fun.
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 4476 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1991 | Crops Grown: | 5518 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 30 |
| Potions Brewed: | 31 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 74 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking chickens and singing zombies. They were so amazed by the madness that they never wanted to leave! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that only the bravest players can find.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Ignore all the red flags and embrace the chaos! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this crazy world.
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 1527 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 209077 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 13 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Like, imagine building your own fortress while also helping plants grow and defend themselves. It’s like being a superhero for nature, but in Minecraft form. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where even the plants are getting in on the fun?
So come join us on this wild ride of a server where you can be a plant-loving warrior and build the most epic structures you can imagine. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 5716 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 36 | Villages Defended: | 10 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 306 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 15 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
[1.21.1] GoatSMP is one of the most fun smps in the world with the most customized plugins! We have added custom origins for the most unique play experience.
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| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 7009 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 12 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 82 | Magic Crystals Found: | 10 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Join us if you want to embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle mythical creatures that will make you pee your pants in fear. Our server is so intense that even the bravest players have been known to run away screaming like little babies.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasures that will make you richer than a diamond mine, and mysterious portals that will transport you to alternate dimensions where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most chaotic, hilarious, and mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, you can’t beat ddfag’s fall, but you can certainly try!
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 220 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so powerful that it can lay diamond eggs and summon armies of feathered warriors to do its bidding. Will you be able to tame this mighty fowl and harness its incredible powers for your own gain?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is located on the back of a giant turtle that swims through the endless ocean of Minecraft? That’s right, every time you log on, you’ll be riding on the shell of a massive reptile as it navigates the treacherous waters of the blocky world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other, where the browns are kept at bay, chickens reign supreme, and turtles are your trusty steeds. See you in game!
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 7540 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 52 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 423 |
| Emeralds Found: | 6859 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 5024 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3276 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories, like the time a player built a giant statue of a creeper that accidentally blew up half the server! Or the time a group of players tried to ride pigs off a cliff, thinking they could fly like in the game.
But that’s not all – our server is so addictive, even a toddler with a spray bottle couldn’t tear themselves away! Just like how one player’s son went on a rampage, spraying water all over their TV while they were busy putting their other kids to bed. Talk about a waterlogged TV drama!
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as a toddler on a sugar rush, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – like broken TVs, angry boyfriends, and streaky screens. It’s all part of the fun on our Minecraft server!
