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Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 3818 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Enchantments Applied: | 160 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 71 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
We got this one player who built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of nothing but dirt blocks. And, get this, it actually looks legit! Like, how does that even happen?
And, like, if you join the server, you get a free pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs. It’s, like, the most epic thing ever. Plus, there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and, like, a million creepers ready to explode your face off.
So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? It’s, like, the coolest place in all of Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the llama-pig cavalry, they mean business.