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MineHeroAcademy Server

behead deku with an axe, blast a deku with a civil war cannon, burn deku in a furnace, castrate deku, drive over a deku’s head with a tank, drop kick a deku off a cliff, drown deku in piss, hang deku from trees, kill deku, launch deku into the sun, microwave deku, MineHeroAcademy, nuke a deku orphanage., obliterate deku, rape deku with a sword, roundhouse kick a deku into nuclear waste, Server, shit in a deku’s throat, slam dunk a deku into a wood chipper, smash deku with a rock, toss a deku into an active volcano, trample a deku with an elephant

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5624
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Enchantments Applied:	210	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1322	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Star Shards Collected:	97
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Runes Activated:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner savage? Look no further! Join our server and let out all your pent-up rage on poor innocent Deku! From drop-kicking them off cliffs to launching them into the sun, we have every method of destruction you could ever dream of. Want to castrate a Deku or trample them with an elephant? We’ve got you covered. And don’t worry, we have plenty of outrageous stories to share with you about our adventures in annihilating Deku. So come on, join us and let the chaos begin! Just remember, it’s all in good fun… right?

ZeldaHub Minecraft Server

#husband appreciation, Adventure, beautiful husband, epic journey, FANTASY, Franchise, Gamer Couple, Gaming, Hero, husband goals, Hyrule, Kasshiwa, legend, legend of zelda, love, marriage goals, Minecraft, Music, Nintendo, romance, Server, video games, ZeldaHub

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2797
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Love Letters Sent:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and landscapes? Well, come join us on our server where you can marry your very own Legend of Zelda character! That’s right, forget about Steve or Alex, now you can build a life with Kasshiwa, the charming Rito bard from Breath of the Wild.

Imagine waking up in your pixelated bed next to your pixelated husband, strumming his lute and serenading you with beautiful melodies. Together, you can embark on epic adventures, slay monsters, and maybe even save Hyrule (or at least your own little corner of it).

But be warned, jealous players may try to steal your man, so be ready to defend your love with your diamond sword and enchanted armor. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your happily ever after with Kasshiwa!

RingOff Minecraft Server

#announcement, advice, Communication, Conflict, emotions, engagement ring, Etiquette, family, Honesty, Jealousy, Minecraft, misunderstanding, relationships, RingOff, Server, Siblings, sister, social norms, special day, Support, Timing, Upset, Wedding

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5713
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Votes:	9111	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join us for a chance to witness epic family feuds and wedding woes like never before.

Picture this: a beautiful wedding, a happy couple, and a sneaky sister trying to steal the spotlight with her secret engagement. Will she get away with it, or will her little sis put her in her place? Only on our server will you find such juicy drama!

But wait, there’s more! Witness epic showdowns between siblings, overbearing moms, and clueless grooms. Who will come out on top in this battle of wedding etiquette and family dynamics? Join now to find out!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a reality TV show, look no further. Join us for a wild ride of wedding drama and family chaos – you won’t want to miss a single moment!

CreepCaféNoMore

accusations, back and forth, cafe, creep, CreepCaféNoMore, customer loyalty, employee complaints, favorite spot, fixed the problem, Harassment, misunderstood, not returning, not wanting to go back, old schoolmate, record of payments, regular, RESOLVED, shift change, STARING, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4613
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	58	Falling into the Void:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server! We promise no crazy accusations of ogling or harassment here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about employees accusing you of anything. In fact, our virtual employees are programmed to love and appreciate all players equally. No drama, just gaming!

And if you’re worried about running into any troublemakers, fear not! We have a strict no-drama policy that ensures all players can enjoy their time on the server without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who needs accusations and misunderstandings when you can just focus on building and exploring in the virtual world? Join now for a drama-free gaming experience like no other!

KarmaCraft Minecraft Server

bullying, childhood trauma, Closure, consequences, emotional scars, forgiveness, healing, high school, Justice, Karma, KarmaCraft, learning from mistakes, Minecraft, moving on, personal growth, Redemption, regret, Retribution, Revenge, school bully, second chances, self reflection, Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6958
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45

Are you tired of getting picked on by your school bully? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special feature where you can summon a giant chicken to peck them to oblivion! Watch as they run in terror from the mighty clucks of justice! Join now and witness the epic showdown between bully and bird. Who will come out victorious? Only on our insane Minecraft server!

CraftyUnder100

affordable, asset, best, Budget, cost effective, CraftyUnder100, decision, Financial, frugal, Investment, long term, MONEY, practical, Purchase, Quality, savings, Smart, Under $100, useful, Value, Wise

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	188
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Dragons Tamed:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	8837	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1

Have you ever spent $100 on a Minecraft server that literally transports you to a parallel universe where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding? Well, buckle up buttercup because that’s exactly what you’ll get when you join our server!

Not only will you be able to build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks, but you’ll also have the chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of evil llamas. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco where all the zombies and skeletons go to let loose and bust a move?

So say goodbye to boring old servers and hello to the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life! Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, because we also have TNT cannons).

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

beheading, brutality, Conflict, Creepercraft, crime, eastern europe, Evidence, international relations, investigation, Justice, Military, Minecraft, prosecutors, russia, Server, Soldier, suspects, Tragedy, tragedy of war, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4547
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dimension Hops:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of ukraine but with blocky characters and exploding sheep. come witness the chaos as players try to outbuild and outsmart each other in a virtual war zone. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama with pixelated swords and pickaxes? plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted diamonds and golden apples waiting to be discovered. so grab your pixelated armor and join the fun before russia tries to steal all our virtual resources. let the games begin!

CraftyCreeperYTvsTurkey

#youtube, Censorship, commentator, Content Creator, controversy, CraftyCreeperYTvsTurkey, criticism, debate, freedom of speech, Islam, legal action, ONLINE, online debate, political tension, religious debate, religious freedom, social media, turkey, Turkish government, Video, Warrant

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7926
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Chimeras Created:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Animals Bred:	73	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

so like, imagine this, right? u join this cray cray minecraft server and u get to build ur own lil world and stuff. but wait, there’s more! we got this wild story where a turkey is like “yo, i need to arrest this youtuber cuz he talkin bout islam too much” like what even is that? come join our server and escape the drama of real life with some blocky fun. plus, we got llamas that can talk and give u advice on how to build the sickest castle ever. so come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make u go “lol wut?”

Breath of Life Minecraft

2 minutes to live, appreciation, Breath, Breathing, clock reset, Existence, fleeting, Gratitude, health, Impermanence, Life, mindfulness, Minecraft, momentary, mortality, precious moments, reminder, self-care, Survival, Time, well-being

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6870
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1982
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

join dis server if u want to extend ur life by 2 minutes every time u take a breath. we got magical potions that make u fly like a chicken with a jetpack. u can ride on giant turtles and race against llamas on roller skates. build a house out of rainbow blocks and watch as unicorns frolic in ur front yard. the ender dragon is actually a friendly neighbor who bakes cookies for everyone. come join us and live forever in a world of pure madness and mayhem.

PlasticPurgeCraft

cleanup projects, environmental monitoring, environmental research, marine debris, marine pollution, ocean cleanup, ocean conservation, ocean health, ocean plastic, Ocean trash, plastic debris, plastic pollution, plastic waste, PlasticPurgeCraft, pollution control, pollution forecast, pollution prevention, Satellite technology, satellite tracking, space tracking, waste management

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8284
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	477	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Void Gems Collected:	21
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

So, like, this server is like totally out of this world, man! We can track ocean trash from SPACE, like what even?! Join us and help clean up the ocean, like a real superhero! We can predict where the trash will go next, it’s like magic but in Minecraft! Swim with the dolphins and fight off the evil plastic monsters, it’s a wild ride, dude! Come join us and be a part of the craziest cleanup crew ever!