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Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 2226 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 7765 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE THE VILLAGERS THROW WILD PARTIES EVERY NIGHT. AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST STUMBLE UPON A CHEST FULL OF GOLDEN CARROTS.
ALSO, DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A VEGETARIAN? YEAH, HE ONLY EATS TOFU AND KALE. SO IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S STRANGER THAN FICTION, COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US.
PLUS, WE HAVE A SQUAD OF SHEEP THAT CAN BEATBOX BETTER THAN ANY HUMAN. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!