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CraftyKyivWarriors

aggression, Border dispute, border skirmish, Conflict, CraftyKyivWarriors, cross-border attack, Diplomatic tension, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Military Action, military conflict, military intervention, Moscow, POLITICAL CRISIS, RETALIATION, russia, security breach, sovereignty violation, territorial violation, Ukrainian forces

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2741
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
New Chunks Explored:	393267	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Yo, so like, u ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner warrior and launch cross-border attacks like the Ukrainians did into Russia? Well, guess what, on our server u can do just that! We got crazy battles, epic raids, and all the chaos u could ever want. Join now and be part of the madness! Plus, our admins are like wizards who can make ur wildest Minecraft dreams come true. So what u waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

BPA Boys & Blockheads

autism, bisphenol A, Blockheads, Boys, BPA, cells, chemical exposure, developmental disorders, environmental toxins, food packaging, health risks, higher levels, Mice, neurodevelopmental conditions, new analysis, people, Plastics, Pregnant Women, research findings, small studies, urine samples

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3423
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Farms Harvested:	247
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more plastics and autism than you can shake a stick at! our levels of bisphenol A are through the roof, just like our crazy adventures. we have pregnant women peeing out BPA like it’s nobody’s business, all to create the most epic gaming experience for you.

we’ve got studies in people, cells in a dish, and even mice getting in on the action. who knew autism could be so fun? come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town. plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a bunch of plastic-loving, autism-inducing gamers like us? it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Aqua’s Almighty Minecraft Server

Almighty, Anime, Aqua, Aquas, digital entertainment, entertainment industry, Gaming, higher powers, Idol, internet culture, Japanese media, less than 50%, Minecraft, online personalities, ownership, Server, streaming, talent agency, virtual idols, virtual reality, Virtual talents, virtual world, Vtuber, Yagoo

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3671
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Love Letters Sent:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the owners actually own more than 50%? Well, look no further because on our server, Yagoo owns less than 50% – talk about a power struggle! Join us for epic battles between Yagoo and the rest of the staff as they fight for control of the server. Will Yagoo finally take over or will the rebellion prevail? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server where anything can happen. Plus, we have flying pigs, diamond-encrusted llamas, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the madness!

RighteousMC SMP – When You’re Right, You’re Mining!

Absolute, Accuracy, acknowledgment, affirmation, Agreement, Certainty, confirmation, Correct, CORRECTNESS, Indisputable, Mining, right, RighteousMC, smp, sureness, Truth, Undeniable, unquestionable, validation, Youre

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3279
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	290	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens throwing eggs at players, and villagers breakdancing in the town square.

Our server is the only place where you can find diamond ore that sings show tunes, and where the Ender Dragon has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. Not to mention, our Nether is filled with lava that tastes like hot sauce and ghasts that shoot fireballs shaped like emojis.

If you’re tired of boring old vanilla servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by the elusive Herobrine himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin! Remember, when you’re right, you’re right…but when you’re on our server, you’re in for a crazy good time!

BoyfriendBedtimeBattles Minecraft Server

bedtime, bedtime routine, Boundaries, BoyfriendBedtimeBattles, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Frustration, individual needs, living together, Minecraft, nighttime routine, personal space, personal time, pet care, quality time, relationship, Respect, self-care, Server, sleep routine, Understanding, work schedule

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8548
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of sharing a bedroom with someone who falls asleep at 8:30pm? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with late-night shenanigans and no bedtime restrictions!

On our server, you won’t have to brush your teeth in the dark or tiptoe around trying not to wake up your partner. We have plenty of virtual bathrooms with doors and lights that won’t disturb anyone’s beauty sleep.

Don’t feel guilty for staying up past 8pm anymore! Our server encourages you to stay up as late as you want, no sad sighs or guilt trips allowed. And if your partner tries to force themselves to stay awake just to keep you company, we’ll have a virtual intervention to set things straight.

Join now and experience the freedom of staying up past bedtime without any judgment or restrictions. Who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and exploring virtual worlds all night long? Let’s make bedtime a thing of the past on this hilarious Minecraft server!

NoNudeNoDiam0nds

aita, artist, Boundaries, creepy, DISRESPECTFUL, family dynamics, family functions, family pressure, favor for work, high school sweetheart, husband’s uncle, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate request, NoNudeNoDiam0nds, Painting, personal boundaries, refusing to pose nude, support career, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1495
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3986
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Hey gamers! So I stumbled upon this Minecraft server and let me tell you, it’s wilder than your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs fly (literally, they have wings), diamonds rain from the sky, and the creepers do the cha-cha slide instead of exploding.

But wait, it gets even crazier! One time, a player’s pet parrot started rapping Eminem lyrics and the villagers formed a flash mob to dance to it. And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a roller coaster that launched you into a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as bonkers as a squirrel on a caffeine high, then join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even get to pose nude for an artist uncle…just kidding, we draw the line at flying pigs.

BlockbusterFlicks

all-time favorite movie, BlockBusterFlicks, classic film, comfort film, comfort movie, cozy movie night, favorite movie, feel good movie, go-to movie, movie binge, movie buff, movie comfort food, movie escape, movie lover, movie marathon, movie night, movie night in, movie nostalgia, movie pick-me-up, movie recommendation, movie therapy

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7439
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Emeralds Found:	8110	Void Gems Collected:	24
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Are you tired of watching your comfort movie for the 100th time? Well, it’s time to switch things up and join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because we have a secret underground movie theater where you can watch your favorite comfort movie while fighting off creepers and zombies! Imagine watching The Lion King while fending off a horde of skeletons – talk about a cinematic experience! So come join us and experience movie night like never before on our epic Minecraft server!

JewSlayerCraft

anti-Jewish, anti-Semitic, anti-Semitic author, anti-semitism, Belgian author, dangerous rhetoric, death threat, discrimination, extremism, extremist views, harmful ideologies, hate crime, Hate Speech, incitement, intolerance, JewSlayerCraft, prejudice, racism, violence, violent threats, Xenophobia

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1904
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the only rule is to build the craziest and most outrageous structures ever? Well, this server is the place for you! We once had a player who built a giant toilet that actually flushed, it was epic! And don’t even get me started on the time someone created a roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava, talk about a wild ride! Plus, we have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen, like seriously, it’s like a war zone out there! So come join us and let your creativity run wild, just don’t forget to watch out for the flying pigs, they’re everywhere!

PixelNippon Minecraft Server

animation, Anime, anime industry, artistic expression, creativity, cultural influences, cultural norms, culture, Entertainment, fan community, Gaming, global impact, Japan, Japanese society, Japanese video games, Minecraft, otaku culture, PixelNippon, popular media, Server, storytelling, unique characteristics, Video Game (Industry)

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2133
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Enchantments Applied:	167	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further, because our server is like a wild ride through a land of pixelated chaos!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant anime-inspired monsters, mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a dragon, and building a house made entirely out of sushi!

Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is wearing a kawaii maid outfit! Plus, we have a secret hot spring hidden somewhere in the world where you can relax and chat with other players while wearing nothing but a pixelated towel.

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and dive headfirst into a world of Japanese video game and anime madness? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Minecraft SMP – /min/ – Minecraft Miners United

3s, a2, a3, capcom pro tour, Character Reveal Trailer, CVS2, Fightcade, Fighting Game Glossary, frame data, Gameplay Trailer, Guide, High level replays, m. bison, Min, Minecraft, miners, Release, S2 Balance Patch, sfg, smp, st, street fighter, SuperCombo Wiki, Terry teaser, United, year 2

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2808
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than M. Bison’s Psycho Power? Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a Street Fighter combo! Our server is so epic, even Terry Bogard would be jealous. Year 2 character reveals? We’ve got ’em. High level replays? We’ve got those too. And don’t even get us started on our insane balance patches – they’re more unpredictable than a random select match. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start crafting your way to victory – just watch out for creepers, they’re scarier than Akuma on a bad day.