Caucasians MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Crafty Caucasians: The Minecraft Server of Freedom

Diversity, equality, RESPONSIBILITY, Slavery, racial justice

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where white males ended slavery just so you could join us and have a blast! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are so shiny, they blind other players with jealousy. – Creepers are actually friendly here and give you hugs instead of exploding. – Our ender dragon is a professional magician and will wow you with his disappearing act. – The villagers have a secret dance party every night and you’re invited to join in. – The nether is actually a tropical paradise with lava slides and magma hot tubs.

So come on and join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where even the most ridiculous things can happen!

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Crafty Cucks: Where Caucasians Rule the Minecraft World!

Caucasians, cucks, Population, Manipulation, Minecraft

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are so sparkly, they blind the Ender Dragon! – Our creepers have been trained to do the Macarena dance before exploding! – Our zombies have taken up knitting as a hobby and now wear adorable little sweaters! – Our endermen have started a book club and their favorite read is “How to Teleport Like a Boss”!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community ever! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old caucasian who works themselves to death for nothing)!

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Crafty Caucasians Conquer Asia

White guys, ugly chicks, Cultural differences, self-esteem issues, Crafty

Welcome to our amazing Minecraft server, where the main goal is to pick up ugly chicks! Why settle for regular, attractive Minecraft players when you can woo the most hideous creatures in the game?

Join us for epic quests like finding the ugliest villager to be your Minecraft girlfriend or boyfriend. Our server is filled with unique challenges and mini-games that will test your skills in the art of seducing the unattractive.

But that’s not all! We also have a special Ugly Chick Beauty Pageant where players can show off their most repulsive Minecraft skins and compete for the title of Most Hideous Player on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the weird and wacky world of ugly chick picking in Minecraft!

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Crafty Caucasians: We Promise No Global Wars, Just Blocks and Fun!

Crafty, INEQUALITY, Wars, Supremacy, aggression

Welcome to our hilarious Minecraft server where we guarantee you won’t find any boring global wars or millions of whites getting killed! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – on our server, unicorns roam freely and leprechauns guard hidden treasures. Not to mention, our pigs can fly and our sheep are expert dancers. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a world where the only thing getting killed is your boredom! 😂🦄🌈

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Crafty Caucasians: Where Asian Women Love to Mine with Whiteboys!

love, attraction, relationships, ethnicity, social dynamics

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! We’ve got Asian women falling head over heels for whiteboys left and right – it’s like a real-life K-drama playing out right in front of your eyes! Join our server and see if you can become the next heartthrob for these lovely ladies. Who knows, you might just find your own happily ever after in the world of Minecraft!

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Crafty Caucasians LOL

11. racial humor, 1. white people, 14. societal issues, 9. prejudice, 4. race relations

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Then come join our server where things are anything but vanilla! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and do the Macarena before exploding!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or team up with your friends to take on the evil army of killer bunnies. And don’t worry about getting lost in our world – we have magical teleportation unicorns that will whisk you away to safety whenever you need it.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and powerful that finding it will grant you unlimited diamonds for life. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Diamond Pig in battle, you’ll gain its powers and become the most feared player in all the land.

So why are white people like this? Because they know that our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to play Minecraft. Join us today and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected!

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Balkan Love Thread Minecraft SMP

tradition, mixed up, new people, Serbs, Thread

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server inspired by the chaotic Balkans! It’s like a crazy family reunion where Serbs and Croats are constantly bickering but can’t stay away from each other. The land is tough, just like the people who are so attached to it they might as well be glued to the ground.

But don’t worry, there’s never a dull moment here! From dealing with money problems to fending off thieves, it’s like a never-ending adventure. The Balkans are like a big pot of soup, with all sorts of crazy ingredients floating around. Who knows what you’ll stumble upon next?

So come join us and dive into this melting pot of cultures and chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself caught up in a whirlwind of epic proportions. Just watch out for those sneaky thieves and be prepared for some heated arguments over who gets the last pork chop!

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Trannies R Us Minecraft Server

Stereotypes, Inclusivity, Server, Ugly, Transgender

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we have a strict “no trannies allowed” policy! Why waste your time building when you could be taking someone’s Minecraft virginity instead? Trust us, it’s way more fun than whining about how ugly your pixelated character is. So come on over and join the chaos – just be prepared for some wild adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!

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CoopCraft SMP – The Cooperative Gaming Society

CoopCraft, auric approved edition, Cooperative Games General, remnant 2, darktide

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and plenty of shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server decided to build a giant rollercoaster that launched players into the sky and straight into a pool of lava. It was both terrifying and exhilarating, and definitely not recommended for the faint of heart.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases filled with treasure, epic PvP battles that will leave you in stitches, and a community of players who are always up for a good time. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry wolves – are you brave enough to take on the challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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Guess the Characters Minecraft Server

speculation, Server, guess, guessing game, Mystery

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old characters? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be playing alongside the one and only Chuck Norris, a ninja turtle, and a unicorn with laser eyes! That’s right, our server is home to the most epic and random cast of characters you’ll ever meet in the Minecraft universe. Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy antics, epic battles, and maybe even a dance-off with a creeper. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you can keep up with these legendary figures!

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