Catucando Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoPayNoPlayMC

Christmas celebration, Christmas getaway, Communication Issues, countryside, Decision making, Fairness, family, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, financial burden, holiday expenses, holiday home, long distance, moving overseas, NoPayNoPlayMC, not attending, refusing to pay, shared holiday, tight on money

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1993
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and skeletons!

Join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. No need to worry about splitting costs for holiday homes or dealing with demanding family members. Here, the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest castle or finding diamonds in the mines.

So come join us and let’s craft away the stress together. Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft mayhem instead?

WorseningCraft SMP

budgeting challenges, cost of living, costly necessities, economic decline, economic hardship, escalating expenses, expensive lifestyle, expensive living, financial burdens, financial strain, financial stress, financial struggles, growing expenses, high prices, increasing prices, inflation, price hikes, rising costs, smp, unaffordable living, worsening economy, WorseningCraft

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6305
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ores Mined:	4542
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Potions Brewed:	112	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the mobs are actually the ones in charge? Well, look no further because on our server, the creepers have formed a political party and are demanding equal rights for all mobs! Join now to witness the chaos as the skeletons try to unionize and the zombies start a riot over the lack of brains in the cafeteria.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most valuable block in all of Minecraft – the elusive Diamond-Obsidian hybrid block! Legend has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start digging for that sweet, sweet bling-obsidian!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of Herobrine, who is constantly pranking players by turning their houses upside down and filling them with chickens. But hey, who doesn’t love a good jump scare every now and then?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get wild.

BucketListCraft

Adrenaline Rush, Adventure, backpacking, bucket list, BucketListCraft, bungee jumping, dream destinations, dreams, experiences, goals, Hiking, life goals, once in a lifetime experiences, personal growth, scuba diving, Self Discovery, skydiving, thrill-seeking, travel, Wanderlust, world exploration

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8579
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18

Do you have “Join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe” on your bucket list? Well, you’re in luck because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted golden llama, rumored to grant wishes to those who can tame it with a bucket of lava (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust a move and skeletons drop sick beats. Don’t miss out on the chance to dance with the undead!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and check off “Join the most insane Minecraft server ever” from your bucket list today!

Good Time Not Long Time

bio, casual dating, Commitment, dating apps, dating culture, dating profiles, Fun, Good, good time, Hookups, Long, Long Time, looking for love, modern romance, non committal, online dating, relationships, short-term, Single life, Singles, swipe left, swipe right, Time

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6402
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

u know dat feelin when u jus wanna have a good time in Minecraft but not commit to a long term relationship with a server? well dis server is da answer to all ur problems! come join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans! we got pigs that can fly, diamonds raining from the sky, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ. trust me, u won’t find a server like dis anywhere else. so what r u waiting for? join now for a wild ride u won’t forget!

Play.Elite-Gaming.Ro

Active players, Contests, elite gaming, Memories, minecraft server, Play, ro, Romanian, Skyblock

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5541
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Zombie Dances:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

A Romanian Minecraft server, we are waiting for you with great love to play and make friends

Section: Skyblock

Frequent contests, active players, we are waiting for you to form as many memories as possible!

Play.Elite-Gaming.Ro

Bi-Fetish Minecraft Server

BiFetish, Bisexual, bisexual boyfriend, bisexual men, Boundaries, Exploration, fantasy fulfillment, fantasy scenarios, fetish, intimacy restrictions, kink, Minecraft, mmf threesome, monogamy, open relationship, Server, sexual desires, sexual dynamics, sexual fantasies, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction, taboo, voyeurism

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5747
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Potions Brewed:	24
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing hotter than our lava pits is the steamy drama between players! Join us if you’re into MMF threesomes – in Minecraft, of course! Watch your boyfriend get it on with another guy while you build the most epic castle in the land. Just remember, no touching – we’re all about the voyeuristic thrill here! So come on in and let your wildest fantasies run wild…as long as those fantasies involve pixelated blocks and not actual human contact.

Minecraft SMP – /mjg/ – Mining Mahjong Madness

abema.tv, arts and crafts, booru, competitive, general, Kaavi Fortune, M-League, madness, mahjong, Mahjong General, Mahjong Soul, Minecraft, Mining, MJG, new player, Signup, signup form, smp, spreadsheets, Tournament, tourney, tutorial, watch

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7977
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Crops Grown:	8440	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner mahjong master while building epic structures? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with mahjong tutorials, M-League matches, and arts and crafts tournaments that will blow your mind! Our server is so lit, even Kaavi Fortune himself has blessed us with his presence for our 3rd tournament.

So what are you waiting for? Sign up now and get ready to experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secrets of the mjg booru while you’re at it. See you in the game, mahjong warriors! 🀄️🔥 #CrazyCraftsAndMahjongMadness

CraftyCheatSwap

academic integrity, Cheating, chemistry, classmate, CraftyCheatSwap, Effort, Ethics, high school, memorization, overkill, peer pressure, Petty, self-teaching, study, test, tough teacher, version a, version b, version C, version D

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2690
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to prove your worthiness and intelligence in a battle of wits and skills! Just like the tough chemistry test, our server will challenge you to think on your feet and outsmart your opponents.

Imagine a world where your classmates can’t cheat their way to victory and where hard work and dedication are rewarded. On our server, everyone starts on an even playing field, so you can show off your true skills without any shortcuts.

Don’t be like the girl who thought she could coast by on memorized answers – join us and show that you have what it takes to succeed on your own merit. Plus, who knows, you might even make some new friends who appreciate your hard work and dedication.

So come on, join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and leave the cheaters behind. Let’s see if you have what it takes to conquer our challenges and come out on top!

BodySwapMinecraftSMP

beauty standards, body confidence, body dysmorphia, body image, body modifications, body positivity, Body transformation, BodySwapMinecraftSMP, cosmetic surgery, fitness goals, healthy lifestyle, Insecurities, mental health, personal growth, physical appearance, plastic surgery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self-acceptance, weight loss

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6801
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Animals Bred:	108
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of being stuck with the same old boring body in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can literally change anything about your body! Want to have diamond abs? Done. Want to have creeper feet? No problem. Want to have a pig’s snout? Sure thing! The possibilities are endless on our wacky and wild server.

Join us and embark on a hilarious adventure where you can trade body parts with other players, participate in crazy challenges like the “Ugliest Avatar Contest”, and even attend a virtual plastic surgery clinic run by a group of mischievous villagers.

So if you’re ready to laugh, have fun, and maybe even question your own sanity, come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just end up with a body that’s weirder than a chicken riding a pig!

CraftyCreeperDatingDisaster

awkward conversations, awkward moments, bad first impressions, CraftyCreeperDatingDisaster, cringeworthy dates, dating advice, dating disasters, dating disasters to avoid, dating faux pas, Dating Horror Stories, dating mishaps, dating mistakes, dating regrets, dating tips, disastrous encounters, embarrassing situations., first date nightmares, relationship disasters, relationship fails, uncomfortable silences, worst first date

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9244
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	268
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about bad first dates again! On our server, you can build a virtual date night paradise complete with romantic sunsets, fancy dinners, and even a pet llama to serenade you with love songs. Plus, if your date turns out to be a creeper (literally), you can just block them and move on to the next blocky hottie. So come join us and find your virtual soulmate – because diamonds aren’t the only thing that’s forever on our server!