cathook – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

NafoCraft Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with dancing pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco club run by creepers.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Imagine the riches you could have with a flock of those bad boys!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where all the mobs are friendly and just want to give you hugs. Who wouldn’t want to hang out with a cuddly Enderman or a chatty Zombie?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let the madness begin! Uh nafo bros? More like uh nafo best server ever!

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CraftyCreeper Minecraft Server
absolute 10/10 qt, ask me out, autistic ass, be at gym, Be me, CraftyCreeper, dared her, doing pull ups, embarrassed, gymbro, life is better with a titan, listening to titanfall Legion Voicelines, Minecraft, pic related, rock eyebrow raise, saved me, Server, Titanfall Legion titan
>be me
>logging onto this epic Minecraft server
>hear rumors of a secret Titanfall Legion titan hidden in the game
>decide to join to find it
>start mining and crafting like a pro
>come across a mysterious dungeon
>fight off creepers and zombies like a boss
>finally reach the end and there it is
>the Titanfall Legion titan, ready to be tamed
>ride it through the server, causing chaos and destruction
>become the ultimate ruler of the server with my titan by my side
>join now for the chance to find your own Titanfall Legion titan and conquer the Minecraft world like a true legend!

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NoAlcoholBBQ Minecraft Server
alcohol, Alcoholic, bbq, beer culture, Boundaries, family, family dynamics, holidays, home, Hosting, ISOLATION, July 4th, Minecraft, new homeowner, NoAlcoholBBQ, Recovery, self-care, Server, SMART recovery, Sobriety, Support, Therapy, triggers
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of family gatherings and host your own epic parties without any judgment!
Join us and build your dream home with as many bedrooms and bathrooms as you desire, without the pressure of hosting a holiday party filled with triggers. Our virtual world is a safe space for those in recovery, where you can focus on building friendships and having fun without the need for alcohol.
Forget about your brother’s accusations and show him who’s boss by creating the ultimate party palace in our server. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast in our alcohol-free Minecraft community?
So come on, join us and let’s build a world where sobriety is celebrated and triggers are left at the door. You won’t find any “wellness” scams here, just pure Minecraft madness and endless possibilities for fun!

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BoyfriendBunkingBlues
adulting, Assertiveness, Boundaries, BoyfriendBunkingBlues, cleanliness, Cohabitation, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, emotional intelligence, household chores, hygiene, living together, partner dynamics, personal boundaries, personal space, relationship, Respect, Self Respect, self-care, Understanding
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of living with someone who leaves a mess everywhere! Join us for a wild adventure filled with clean sheets, tidy rooms, and no more stained mattresses!
Our server is the perfect place for those who are tired of feeling like they’re living with a child instead of a grown man. Say goodbye to constantly bleaching your mattress and hello to a world where cleanliness is key!
Join us now and let’s build a world where everyone showers before bed and respects each other’s space. Who knew Minecraft could teach us valuable life lessons about adulting and cleanliness? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and say goodbye to the mess!

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LastMeal Minecraft Server
Capital Punishment, condemned, condemned man, condemned prisoner, CONVICTED, death penalty, death row, EXECUTION, final feast, final meal, final repast, final request, final supper, Guilty, incarceration, Inmate, justice system, last meal, LastMeal, Minecraft, Prison, Server
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while avoiding virtual death row!
On our server, you can choose your last meal before facing the ultimate challenge of survival in our crazy world. Will you go for a feast fit for a king or a hilarious concoction that will leave your taste buds begging for mercy? The choice is yours!
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll encounter wild mobs, treacherous terrain, and even the occasional troll who will try to sabotage your creations. Can you survive the chaos and come out on top?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to conquer death row and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

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Hate-LoveCraft
contrary opinion, different opinion, different taste, dislike, guilty pleasure, HateLoveCraft, not a fan, not a fan of, not a favorite, not for me, not into it, not my cup of tea, not my thing, not popular, pet peeve, secretly hate, something everyone likes, unique preference, unpopular, unpopular opinion
Are you tired of pretending to like something just to fit in with the crowd? Well, join our Minecraft server and let your true colors shine! We welcome all haters of mainstream things with open arms. Whether it’s pumpkin spice lattes or cute cat videos, you can freely express your disdain for all things popular here.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Army,” a group of rebel llamas who have declared war on all players who dare to ride them. Join the fight for llama freedom and show those pesky players who’s boss.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Get your groove on with the most mysterious creature in Minecraft while jamming to some sick beats.
So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner hater shine bright like a diamond!

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SeaDroneSquad Minecraft Server
autonomous drones, Commander, defense capabilities, defense strategy, fleet management, innovation, maritime operations, military modernization, military tactics, military technology, Minecraft, naval forces, naval warfare, Sea Drones, SeaDroneSquad, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, technology advancement, Ukraine, unmanned systems, unmanned vehicles, warship
come join our epic minecraft server where we have sea drones that do the job of warships, but like, in a totally non-threatening way, ya know? imagine sailing the high seas with a squad of 20 sea drones at your command, ready to take on any challenge that comes your way.
we’ve got crazy battles, underwater adventures, and even a secret underwater city where you can trade with mermaids for rare items.
so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the thrill of commanding your own fleet of sea drones in the most epic minecraft server ever!

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AssangeCraft – Free from the U.S.
#classified information, AssangeCraft, court case, Cyber Security, digital privacy, diplomatic immunity, Espionage, extradition, free, government transparency, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Journalism, julian assange, legal battle, plea deal, political asylum, press freedom, U.S, Whistleblower, WikiLeaks
OMG you gotta join this server, it’s like Julian Assange reaching a plea deal with the U.S. and getting a lifetime supply of cheeseburgers! it’s that crazy! we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. plus, every time you mine a block, a unicorn poops out a rainbow. it’s like a magical wonderland on crack, you won’t believe your eyes! so come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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CraftyBizDegreeWoes
business degree, career, CraftyBizDegreeWoes, DEBT, Decision making, economics, education, education system, employment, finance, financial investment, future planning, job market, job prospects, learning, market analysis, money management, roi, Skills, student loans, Understanding
join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of building a giant toilet castle with your friends! why waste your time studying when you can be crafting diamond pickaxes and fighting off creepers? our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join! plus, our admin once fought a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and won. true story. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and start your epic adventure!

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ChemicalSkinInvasion
bloodstream, chemical absorption, chemical exposure, ChemicalSkinInvasion, environmental health, environmental pollutants, forever chemicals, human health, human skin absorption, lab grown skin, PFAS, PFAS toxicity, skin absorption research, skin absorption study, skin barrier, skin barrier penetration, synthetic chemicals, toxic substances, toxicology, toxicology study
So, like, did you know that our Minecraft server is so lit that even toxic chemicals wanna join? Yeah, we did a study with lab-grown human skin and found out that these ‘forever chemicals’ can like, totally be absorbed through your skin and get into your bloodstream. But don’t worry, we got you covered with our epic gameplay and crazy adventures. Join now and see if you can survive the ultimate challenge of battling against toxic chemicals while building your dream world. It’s gonna be a wild ride, dude!

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