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Crafting Love Connections – Pre-Tinder Era Server

awkward moments, Chivalry, Communication, Connections, courtship, Crafting, DATING, dating apps, era, Etiquette, love, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, parents, past times, phone calls, PreTinder, relationships, romance, Server, social interactions, Technology, teenage crushes, teenage years, Traditional

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	821
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dimension Hops:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of dating apps and bad boy Chads!

Back in the day, before the era of dating apps, you had to call your crush’s house and risk having their parents answer the phone. But fear not, on our server, you can build a fortress so impenetrable that not even Chad himself can break through!

Join us for epic adventures, unlimited diamonds, and the chance to show off your mad crafting skills to impress even the toughest of parents. Who needs dating apps when you can conquer the pixelated world with your friends by your side?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave those pesky parents and bad boys in the dust!

Minecraft Madness: Animated Adventures

Adventures, animated, best tales, gets the least screentime, girl, madness, Minecraft, Tales of Animation, UNFAIR

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7395
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Votes:	1080	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Farms Harvested:	846	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of being the best tales girl in Minecraft but getting the least screentime? Well, on our server, that won’t be a problem! Join us and become the star of your own Minecraft story!

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine is scared to log on. We have dragons that shoot rainbows out of their mouths and unicorns that drop diamonds wherever they trot.

But that’s not all! We have a secret treasure island where you can find enchanted golden apples and magic wands that grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s against the rules).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the legendary hero you were always meant to be! And remember, on our server, the best tales girl always gets the most screentime!

ChunkyGayCraft: Where Big, Stupid, Gay Fun Happens!

big, body shaming, bullying, ChunkyGayCraft, derogatory language, discrimination, fat, fat shaming, Fun, Gay, harmful words, Homophobia, hurtful comments, hurtful words, ignorance, ignorant remarks, insults, LGBTQ, name-calling, offensive behavior, offensive language, overweight, stupid

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3740
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magic Items Found:	8892

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being fat, gay, and stupid is not only accepted, but celebrated! Join us for a wild adventure filled with explosive surprises and fabulous friends.

Our server is home to the largest collection of rainbow-colored sheep in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that if you shear them all at once, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. But be careful, one of those wishes might just turn you into a giant marshmallow!

Looking for a challenge? Test your skills in our ridiculously difficult parkour course, where the floor is made of lava and the obstacles are made of rainbows. Only the bravest and most agile players will make it to the end and claim the coveted title of Parkour King (or Queen)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of talking pigs. They may not have much to say, but they sure know how to throw a good party! Join them for a dance-off and see if you have what it takes to out-twist a pig.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you might just discover that being fat, gay, and stupid is the key to unlocking a whole new level of fun and adventure!

Crafty Cat Ladies: No Bullying Zone

bullying, cat, Crafty, discrimination, female aggression, gender dynamics, gender inequality, gender stereotypes, Harassment, Incels, ladies, mental health, Misogyny, online harassment, peer pressure, power dynamics, social hierarchy, Social Issues, societal norms, societal pressures, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, victim blaming, women bullying, Zone

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7139
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where incels are so common that they practically run the place! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy incel antics and unbelievable drama.

Our server is like no other, with incels building towering monuments to their favorite anime waifus and engaging in intense incel debates about the best strategies for finding a girlfriend.

But that’s not all! We also have incel-exclusive events where players can compete to win the heart of a virtual girlfriend and incel-themed skins to really get into character.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the incel community itself, look no further. Join us today and prepare to be amazed by the incel insanity that awaits!

FlopCraft: Where We Embrace the Inevitable Failure of Our Game

arrogance, assumption, bold, bold choice, bold decision, bold move, bold prediction, bold statement, bold strategy, Confidence, Dissolution, Downfall, Embrace, Failure, Flop, FlopCraft, Game, Inevitable, Release, Risk, Studio, success

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3775
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2676
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1313
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Welcome to our totally not doomed Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with glitches galore and server crashes that will make you question your sanity.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally spawned a giant pink unicorn that started rampaging through the world, destroying everything in its path. But fear not, our fearless admins were able to tame the beast and now it roams the land, spreading joy and sparkles wherever it goes.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dance party where players can let loose and show off their best moves. Just be careful not to fall into the pit of lava in the middle of the dance floor.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next unicorn tamer of legend.

Crafty Cucks: Where Caucasians Rule the Minecraft World!

BETRAYAL, Caucasians, Country, Crafty, cuck, cucks, death, Dedication, DEFEND, Fight, Goyim, Jews, loyalty, Manipulation, Minecraft, nationalism, obedience, patriotism, Population, rule, sacrifice, Selflessness, Wars, work, world

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5359
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6513	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	221	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Emeralds Found:	5997	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are so sparkly, they blind the Ender Dragon! – Our creepers have been trained to do the Macarena dance before exploding! – Our zombies have taken up knitting as a hobby and now wear adorable little sweaters! – Our endermen have started a book club and their favorite read is “How to Teleport Like a Boss”!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community ever! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old caucasian who works themselves to death for nothing)!

HonkaiCraft – The Ultimate Block-Breaking Adventure!

Adventure, blockbreaking, Deepspace Anchor, discussion, dreamseeking voyage, gameplay, hig, Honkai Impact, honkai impact 3rd, Honkai Impact 3rd General, Honkai Impact 3rd Newbie Guide, Honkai Impact 3rd Newbie Resources, Honkai Impact 3rd Resources, HonkaiCraft, MA cycles, Mad Banquet, patch notes, s-rank battlesuit, Shadowbringer Battlesuit, Shattered Swords VN, St. Freya Special Event, Thelema, Ultimate, v7.3, v7.4

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1888
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Star Shards Collected:	239	Animals Bred:	156
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with Honkai Impact 3rd madness and mayhem. But before you ask any questions, check out our FAQ because it’s probably already answered there.

Looking for some newbie tips and resources? We got you covered with our newbie guide and resources. And if you’re feeling adventurous, dive into the world of Elf Skill Upgrades for some mind-blowing upgrades.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the latest v7.3 supply, event, abyss, and MA cycles in all their glory. And don’t miss out on the epic trailers for S-rank Battlesuit Senadina Deepspace Anchor: First Light and Deepspace Anchor: First Light Tutorial Video for some jaw-dropping action.

Join us for the v7.4 Invitation to the Mad Banquet Trailer and get ready for the ultimate showdown with Thelema Mad Pleasure: Shadowbringer Battlesuit. It’s a Mad Banquet Prelude you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of Honkai Impact 3rd on our server and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Previous players can attest to the insanity, so come join the fun!

Crafty McLaughington’s Creative Chaos

art, Chaos, crafting community, Crafts, Crafty, Creative, creativity, Crochet, design, diy, embroidery, fiber arts, Handmade, handmade gifts, hobby, inspiration, knitting, McLaughingtons, Project, quilting, Sewing, textile art, Thread

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5358
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Enchantments Applied:	215
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Runes Activated:	6

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where creativity knows no bounds! Are you tired of the same old boring builds on other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, the only limit is your imagination!

Join us and build a floating castle made entirely of diamonds or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. Will you be brave enough to venture in and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show us what you’ve got! Let your creativity run wild and become a legend in the Minecraft world!

Boruto’s Blue Vortex Adventure

Adventure, Anime, battle, Blue, Blue Vortex, Boruto, Borutos, dad, ino, Jutsu, kill, Manga, Naruto, Ninjutsu, Opponents, possess, sacrifice, Sand Ninjas, shikamaru, Shinobi, Sound Ninjas, strategy, two, vortex

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8313
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where anything is possible, even possessing your opponents and killing yourself like Ino’s dad did against sand and sound ninjas!

Join us for the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe, where you can literally do anything your heart desires. Build a castle made entirely of diamonds, ride a pig into battle, or even tame a dragon and fly through the skies like a boss.

But the real question is, why didn’t Ino possess her opponents and kill herself? Maybe she just needed to join our server to learn some new tricks and unleash her full potential. Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun and craziness that awaits you on our unforgettable Minecraft server. Join now and let the madness begin!

Blockheads and Bedrock: Where Minecraft and Stereotypes Collide

activism, Awareness, bedrock, Bigotry, Blockheads, collide, discrimination, Diversity, education, hate, ignorance, INEQUALITY, Justice, marginalized communities, Minecraft, Oppression, prejudice, Privilege, racism, Social Issues, Stereotypes, systemic racism, this is why you’re racist, White Supremacy

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7864
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Welcome to our totally not racist Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions and unintentional racism!

Our server is so racist that even the creepers are discriminated against! But don’t worry, we provide equal opportunities for all mobs to blow up your creations.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being judged solely based on your block placement skills. Who needs diversity when you can have a server full of identical dirt houses?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a special colonizer roleplay event where you can conquer new lands and spread your problematic ideologies!

So come on down to our problematic paradise and see for yourself why you’re racist! Join now and receive a free ban for every microaggression you commit!