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$5M Shopaholic SMP

donate to charity, dream come true, Dream House, early retirement, financial freedom, Financial Security, help family, invest wisely, jackpot, lavish lifestyle, life-changing win, live the dream, Lottery, luxury car, MONEY, pay off debts, secure future, Shopaholic, shopping spree, smp, Splurge, travel the world

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8075
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Holy Grails Found:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

So you just won $5M, congrats! But forget about buying a fancy car or a big house, because the first thing you should buy is a ticket to join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – hidden somewhere in our server is a diamond block that, when mined, will grant you unlimited diamonds for life! Yes, you heard that right, UNLIMITED DIAMONDS! And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is also home to a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers in-game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the richest and most powerful player in the history of Minecraft!

MineCraftLitLoot

10. Required reading, 11. Book suggestions, 12. Top books to read, 13. Books everyone should read, 14. Literary gems, 15. Books for life, 16. Important books, 17. Books to read before you die, 18. Best books of all time, 19. Books for personal growth, 2. Classic literature, 20. Life-changing books., 3. Book recommendations, 4. Literary masterpieces, 5. Essential reading, 6. Timeless classics, 7. Must-reads, 8. Book list, 9. Must-read literature, MineCraftLitLoot, must read books

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7042
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Mines Excavated:	1669
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind like a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the literary masterpiece you’ve been waiting for! Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary Book of Infinite Knowledge, rumored to hold the secrets of crafting a diamond pickaxe with just a potato and a stick. But beware, for the book is guarded by a horde of zombie librarians who will stop at nothing to protect their precious pages. So grab your enchanted armor and saddle up your trusty pig companion, because on this server, reading is not only fundamental, it’s downright dangerous! Join now and let the adventure begin!

SwissTaxCraft

affluent, assets, billionaires, discussion, Economy, finance, Government, income, INEQUALITY, legislation, Millionaires, policy, Proposal, REFORM, super rich, SwissTaxCraft, switzerland, Tax, Taxation, wealth, Wealthy

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9058
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	40
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3

join this epic minecraft server and become richer than the super-rich in switzerland! build your own mansion made of diamonds and gold blocks, ride on a flying pig while shooting lasers from your eyes, and battle evil villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of killer bunnies.

if you join now, you will also get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and poops out enchanted armor. plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing llamas will serenade you with top hits from the 80s.

so what are you waiting for? come join the most insane, ridiculous, and totally bonkers minecraft server ever created!

AutoBrewCraft

alcohol sales, AutoBrewCraft, Automation, autonomous vehicles, consumer behavior, convenience, drinking and driving, economic impact, Future, INCREASE, innovation, market growth, predictions, Retail, Safety, self driving cars, societal changes, societal impact, Technology, Transportation, trends

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9780
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Villages Defended:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

So, like, imagine a world where self-driving cars are everywhere, right? And then imagine that because people don’t have to focus on driving, they can just party all the time! Like, they’ll be drinking and partying in their cars while they get chauffeured around. So, like, obviously alcohol sales will skyrocket because everyone will be getting turnt up in their self-driving cars.

And like, speaking of turnt up, you should totally join our Minecraft server because it’s like a non-stop party! We have virtual keg stands and pixelated beer pong tournaments. Plus, our virtual bartender is always ready to serve up some virtual drinks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually just a giant party animal. He’s always down to boogie down and have a good time. So come join us and get ready to party like it’s 1999 (or like it’s the future with self-driving cars and crazy alcohol sales)!

AlzCraft: Forget the Hypothesis!

aging, AlzCraft, alzheimer’s, amyloid hypothesis, beta-amyloid plaques, brain function, brain health, clinical trials, cognitive decline, competitors, dementia, forget, Hypothesis, Medical research, Memory Loss, neurodegenerative disease, neurofibrillary tangles, neurology, neuroscientists, protein aggregation, researchers, scientific feat, treatment options

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3137
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

so like, u know how ppl are always talkin bout alzheimers and stuff? well, guess what, this server is like the cure for that. u join and ur memory gets soooo good, u’ll never forget where u put ur diamonds again. plus, we got this secret potion that makes u build like a pro. forget the amyloid hypothesis, join us and become a minecraft legend. trust me, it’s science.

Omnilands

active community, Adventure, Boss Battles, Builder, Community, creativity, Economy, Events, Gear, landscape, player-driven, PvE, PvP, rare items, Shop, Structures, Survival, Trade, warrior, wealth, Wilderness

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3903
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Astral Projections Made:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

Welcome to Omnilands – The Ultimate Survival Experience! Step into Omnilands, a premier Minecraft survival server where adventure, community, and creativity merge to create an unparalleled gaming experience. Whether you’re a lone wanderer, a master builder, or a fierce warrior, Omnilands offers a perfect environment for all.

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Survival is just the beginning. Forge your own path, create lasting friendships, and build your legacy in the world of Omnilands. Adventure awaits—are you ready to take on the challenge?

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The AlexandriaSMP server: where you can talk smack, walk back, and never look back! #16+ #ByeByeQuiet

admins, age, AlexandriaSMP, ByeByeQuiet, Competitions, Coreprotect, Discord, Economy, Events, foliage, Fun, Interaction, Join, landscape, Mature, Minecraft, PvP, Server, shopping district, smack, smp, Talk, Trust, voice chat, walk, Website

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5973
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	138	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Buildings Constructed:	36

Server Name	AlexandriaSMP
Focus	Community-Driven Minecraft Experience
Admin Team	Experienced 18+ Admin Team
World Generation	Enhanced 1.21+ map with Tectonic World Generation and Arboria
System	Trust-Based System with CoreProtect
Events	Regular bi-weekly events including building competitions, PvP tournaments, etc.
Economy	Thriving player-driven economy and shopping district

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join AlexandriaSMP?

A: You can visit our website at https://alexandriasmp.com or connect with us on Discord at https://discord.gg/B6wX859ktw to get started.

Q: What is the age requirement to join the server?

A: AlexandriaSMP is for players who are 18 years and older.

Q: How are major server decisions made?

A: Major server decisions are made by the community through voting. Your input shapes the world we build together.

Q: Do I need to make land claims on this server?

A: No, AlexandriaSMP operates on trust with CoreProtect ensuring any issues related to land ownership are quickly resolved.

Q: What kind of events can I expect on AlexandriaSMP?

A: You can participate in bi-weekly events including building competitions, PvP tournaments, and more.

Q: Is there a shopping district on the server?

A: Yes, AlexandriaSMP has a well-organized shopping district and player-driven economy for added interaction and fun.

CraftyCruise Minecraft Server

6th anniversary, account binding, alg, arcade prize shop, Augment Guide, Azur Lane General, Bremerton secretary story, call to arms, CN Tierlist, CraftyCruise, Cruise Mission, Cruise Pass, discord FAQ, EN Tierlist, Equipment Guide, Fleet Builder, Fleet Tech Tracker, Golden Hind ASMR, Guild Spreadsheet, Kasumi META, Long Island augs, Lore, Minecraft, ongoing event, PR Research Data, Prinz Rupprecht, pvp guide, Roma swimsuit skin, Server, Shimakaze Archive, Ship Tier List, Story summary, U-96, Upcoming Event, wichita meta, Wiki

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7051
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magic Items Found:	5582	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a cruise mission with Kasumi and Roma in swimsuits? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we have Wichita going META and Shimakaze hiding in the archives. And don’t even get us started on Golden Hind’s ASMR sessions – they’re a real treat!

But that’s not all – we have Prinz Rupprecht playing catchup and Bremerton sharing her secretary story. Plus, u-96 and Long Island have some crazy augs that you won’t want to miss.

Join us for our upcoming 6th anniversary celebration, where things are going to get even more insane. And remember, if you don’t bind your account, you might lose it when the game updates – and we don’t want that!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a discord when you have all this chaos to enjoy? Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

SMP: MuricanCrimz

American criminals, Crime Prevention, criminal behavior, criminal justice, criminal reform, criminal rehabilitation, criminal stereotypes, Criminals., incarceration rates, justice system, law enforcement, look like, mugshots, murican, MuricanCrimz, prison system, racial profiling, smp, Social Issues, Stereotypes, this.., united states

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	929
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	New Chunks Explored:	382391
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6572	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks like a regular Steve or Alex? Well, look no further because on our server, all the characters look like Murican criminals! That’s right, we’ve got bandanas, tattoos, and even some gold teeth to really give your character that edgy look.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most notorious gang of virtual criminals this side of the blocky world. Join forces with other players to pull off heists, rob virtual banks, and cause chaos in the digital streets. Just make sure to watch your back, because you never know when a rival gang might try to take you down.

So why join our server? Because where else can you live out your wildest criminal fantasies in the safety of a virtual world? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate Murican criminal in Minecraft!

StepsonOutMinecraftServer

aita, brother, CAR, Cats, Communication, Condo, decision, Disrespect, estranged, family, ghosting, Houston, Job, Petty, Pregnant, rental, sisters, stepdad, stepson, StepsonOutMinecraftServer

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7439
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	106	Holy Grails Found:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Runes Activated:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Villages Defended:	20

Are you tired of ungrateful stepchildren taking advantage of your generosity? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise not to mooch off you and then ghost you like that ungrateful stepson. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where you can build, explore, and thrive without the fear of being kicked out for being a total jerk. Plus, we have a strict no-cat policy, so you won’t have to worry about unexpected feline roommates multiplying like rabbits. So come on over and join us, where the only thing we’re kicking out is bad vibes!