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| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 5490 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 19 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 20 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place to be in minecraft, man. like, you know how in some movies you see the backs of stunt doubles more than the actual actors? well, on this server, you’ll see more diamond armor than you’ll see dirt blocks, bro.
like, we have this legend that one time, a creeper tried to blow up the spawn point but got distracted by a dancing pig wearing a top hat. true story, man.
and, like, if you join this server, you’ll have a chance to ride a flying chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers. it’s like, epic, dude.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party that happens every full moon? yeah, you gotta be there to believe it, man.
so, like, come join us on this server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and epic adventures in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.
