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Steve’s Missing Again

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4865
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Endless Night Skies:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Join our Minecraft server now! This server is so lit, even Steve himself can’t resist playing on it. We’ve got creepers doing the floss dance and zombies doing the moonwalk. Our diamonds sparkle brighter than Elton John’s wardrobe and our ender dragons have been known to break out into opera solos.

But wait, there’s more! Our villagers have PhDs in redstone engineering and our witches brew the tastiest potion cocktails this side of the Nether. Join now and you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine riding a pink llama while singing Justin Bieber songs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server: Where Leftists Use Bad Tactics for Blocks!

2010s, 2020s, bad, bad tactics, blocks, bros, CraftyCommies, Leftists, Minecraft, rightoids, Server, Simple, stop supporting, Tactics, Trusting

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2445
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Potions Brewed:	182	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Towns Built:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll have a blast like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, leftists were ruling the Minecraft world with their sneaky tactics in the 2010s. But fear not, we rose up and said, “No more!” We stopped supporting and trusting them because, let’s be real, who needs that drama?

But then came the rightoids in the 2020s, using their own set of shady tactics. And once again, we were like, “Nah, we’re not about that life.” So we created this epic Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just have a good time building, exploring, and battling mobs.

So, if you’re tired of all the political drama and just want to chill and play some Minecraft, join us! It’s that simple bros. And who knows, you might even find some hidden treasures along the way. 😉

MineCrafty McMineFace – Digging for Diamonds & Laughing at Creepers

ARLECCHINO, Arlecchino Web Event, BannerSim, Barbara, Character Teaser, CREEPERS, Crimson Night Fades, Daily check-in rewards, diamonds, Digging, Discover Traces, Discovery Collaboration, Explore Nature, Freedom-Sworn, genshin impact, guides, Kaedehara Kazuha, LAUGHING, Maps, McMineFace, minecrafty, Neuvillette, Phantom of the Night, Redeemable Codes, The Song Burning in the Embers, Tome of the Eternal Flow, Two Worlds Aflame, useful links, Version 4.6, Wiki, Xingqiu, Yanfei

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2226
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	352
Votes:	9295	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and a sprinkle of chaos!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of pink llamas come charging at you! Don’t worry, they just want to trade some enchanted cookies with you. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a realm filled with talking chickens!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Disco Dungeon, where you can boogie down with skeletons and zombies to the latest hits. And if you’re feeling brave, take on the Ender Dragon while riding a giant flying pig!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Don’t miss out on the fun – come be a part of our wacky world today!

DropoutCraft: Where Brains Are Optional

ACADEMIC, academic community, academic journey, achievement, Alumni, Brains, campus, career, college, Degree, DropoutCraft, education, Graduation, higher education, knowledge, learning, opportunity, Optional, STUDENT, Student Life, study, success, University

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	875
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where all the cool kids hang out! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! – We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. Shh, don’t tell anyone! – Our PvP arena is so intense, it’s rumored that Notch himself comes to watch the battles. – We have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs. Just make sure you don’t get too close! – Our admin team consists of actual wizards who can summon lightning storms on command. It’s pretty wild.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

MessyCraft: Where Chaos is King!

attraction, Chaos, Communication, cross-cultural interactions, Cultural differences, DATING, flirtation, Fun, fun to mess with, gender dynamics, humor, International relationships, japanese women, King, like him, Mess, MessyCraft, playful, relationships, Scary, social norms, Stereotypes, teasing

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5148
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Animals Bred:	144	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	449478
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns and Japanese women are SCARY! Join us if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unpredictable adventures and mischievous fun.

On our server, you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through treacherous landscapes and encounter all sorts of quirky characters. From ninja pandas to talking parrots, you never know what you’ll come across next.

But beware, the Japanese women on our server are not to be underestimated. They may seem sweet and innocent, but once you cross them, they’ll unleash their wrath in ways you never thought possible. So watch your back and tread carefully in their presence.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique mix of excitement, danger, and pure hilarity? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Just remember, when it comes to Japanese women, expect the unexpected!

Crafty AF

comedy, confusion, Crafty, existential crisis, funny, humor, identity crisis, internet culture, meme, Popular, question.., relatable, relatable humor, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, social media, trending, viral, who am i, Фпe guy

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5484
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Secret Passages Found:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86

Oh, hey there! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, have I got a server for you! Imagine a place where diamonds rain from the sky, where creepers do the Macarena, and where you can ride on the backs of ender dragons like they’re your own personal Uber!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of pigs in top hats ready to show you around. Our spawn point is a giant disco ball where you can dance your cares away and challenge other players to epic dance-offs.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Unicorn Kingdom, where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle against hordes of evil zombie llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret diamond hot tub where the party never stops!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Basic Steve Selfies & Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Anon, ASK, Basic, basic rate, Cool, documentary, funny, Images, Minecraft, PALS, photoshopping, Picture, picture of myself, PIXEL, porn, post, rate me, selfie, selfies, Server, social media, socials, steve, Subject, weird, weird porn documentary

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1859
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Buildings Constructed:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
New Chunks Explored:	578806	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the dangers of being photoshopped into a weird porn documentary! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be whoever you want without the fear of being turned into a meme.

Our server is filled with INSANE adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Explore hidden caves, battle fierce monsters, and even ride on the backs of dragons (yes, we have dragons in Minecraft now, don’t question it).

But the best part? You can post all the pictures of yourself you want without worrying about being photoshopped into something you’d rather not be. So come join us and let your creativity run wild in our CRAZY Minecraft world!

CraftyHololiveHijinks

artist network, Cash, Cheat Codes, conventions, Council, CraftyHololiveHijinks, diamond in the rough, Events, follow your oshi, grow, Hollywood celebs, hololive, instant success, Lightning in a bottle, merch vendor, musician network, Myth era, support staff, Vtuber event, vtubing, western success

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7024
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join Hololive and get ready for instant success beyond your wildest dreams. Once you’re accepted, cash will literally start raining down on you – we’re talking tens of thousands per month, no joke!

But that’s not all, oh no. You’ll also have instant access to the biggest artist and musician network in the world of vtubing. Plus, you’ll secure a guaranteed spot in the biggest yearly Vtuber event – no need to wait in line or beg for an invite.

And get this – we have more support staff than Hollywood celebs. Conventions and events will be fighting over you, and every merch vendor will be clamoring to work with you. It’s like being a rockstar, but in the Minecraft world.

Gone are the days of struggling to find your place or wondering if you’ll make it big. Join Hololive and watch your Minecraft dreams come true with cheat codes activated!

Soulless Plebs Minecraft Server

challenging difficulty, challenging gameplay, Competitive Gaming, difficult games, elitism, elitist attitudes, Gaming Community, gaming elitism, Gaming Skills, Gatekeeping, good at videogames, Hardcore, hardcore gamers, Minecraft, Normalfags, plebs, Server, skill level, skill-based, soulless, Souls Games, Video game culture, video game difficulty

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2379
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	17
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we laugh in the face of souls games and their so-called “hardcore” players. It’s time to admit that those games are for plebs who think they’re tough stuff. On our server, we have challenges that will make Dark Souls look like a walk in the park.

Join us if you want to prove that you are a true gamer, not just some casual player who thinks they’re good because they beat a souls game. Our server is filled with insane obstacles and mind-blowing adventures that will test your skills to the max.

Don’t be a normalfag, join our server and show everyone what you’re made of. Who needs souls games when you can conquer the craziest challenges in Minecraft? Come on, we dare you to try and beat our toughest levels. It’s time to show the world what you’re really made of.

MexiCraft: Nick Faggot’s Shill-Free Zone

Christcuck, controlled opposition, cum hunter, EXPOSED, FAGGOT, Faggots, Fed, Fuentes, grifter, incel, jew, Liar, loomer loving, MANLET, MexiCraft, mutt, Nick, Shill, ShillFree, shitskin, spic, the mexican, Zone

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4117
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7152
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as nick faggot fuentes the mexican himself? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to expose the shitskin fed incel manlet christcuck jew mutt spic loomer loving cum hunter liar grifter that nick faggot fuentes truly is!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll encounter zombie pigs riding on flying llamas, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored sheep that drop diamonds instead of wool. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots!

So why wait? Join our server today and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth about nick faggot fuentes the mexican while you’re at it!