Players: |
93/500 |
Uptime: |
97% |
Rating: |
4.0 / 5 |
Gnome Villages Protected: |
9 |
Rune Stones Activated: |
4 |
Epic Battles Fought: |
5 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: |
7 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: |
13 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: |
7 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: |
3 |
Dimension Hops: |
14 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: |
3 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: |
1 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: |
3 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: |
0 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: |
5 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: |
2 |
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so, like, imagine this, right? u join this
minecraft server and it’s, like, the craziest thing ever. we got, like, pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. u wanna join because, like, the sheep drop diamonds instead of wool. it’s, like, a total game changer, man.
oh, and get this, there’s this secret underground casino where u can gamble all your diamonds away. but, like, be careful, cuz the creepers are the bouncers and they don’t mess around. but hey, if u win big, u can buy a pet dragon to protect u from all the haters.
and, like, the best part is the community. we’re all a bunch of misfits and weirdos who just wanna have a good time. we have weekly dance parties in the nether and build giant statues of our favorite memes. it’s, like, a total blast, dude.
so, like, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s totally off the wall and will make u question reality, then this is the place for u. come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime.