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Crafty Chaos

catchy, Chaos, club, Crafty, Dance, Duo, electronic, Energetic, Fun, high energy, Live Music, Music, Party, Performance, pop, Russian, Synth, upbeat, vocals, Гoგs

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5955
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Star Shards Collected:	95	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is hosted on a magical floating island in the sky, guarded by a team of flying pigs with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right. Flying pigs. With. Laser. Eyes.

2. Our players have the ability to ride on the backs of giant chickens that can shoot fireballs from their beaks. Who wouldn’t want to ride a fire-breathing chicken into battle?

3. The currency on our server is not diamonds or gold, oh no. It’s rainbow-colored unicorns that poop out golden nuggets. Imagine the riches you could amass by collecting unicorn poop!

4. Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers who break out into a synchronized dance routine every time someone enters. It’s like a rave, but with explosive mobs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Redeem the Potato: A Minecraft Server

Dharma, do not redeem, funny, gift card, HMM, House, humor, long trail tag, Minecraft, Pack, please, Potato, praise, prank, radscorpions, REDEEM, Redemption, Saar, Send, Server, Tag, threat, Warning, yes

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6911
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2705	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Emeralds Found:	5779	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the stakes are high and the adventures are wild!

Join us if you dare, but beware, if you don’t redeem your gift card, we may just have to send a pack of radscorpions to your house! Praise Dharma for your safety!

On our server, you can build INSANE structures, battle fierce mobs, and even ride on the backs of dragons (yes, you heard that right)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just remember, always praise Dharma to stay safe from radscorpions!

MineCraic – Phase Connect Shenanigans

Amanogawa Shiina, Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Connect, Dizzy Dokuro, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi, Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia Ashelia, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, MineCraic, Muu Muyu, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, phase, phase connect, Phase Connect Character References, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Phase Connect Official Schedule, Phase Connect Official Twitter, Phase Connect Official Website, Phase Connect Twitch Archive Channels, Pipkin Pippa, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Remilia Nephys, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Shenanigans, Shisui Michiru, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa, Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3587
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Creeper explosion? Look no further than this server! Join now for a chance to build with Lia, the Queen of Redstone, mine with Utatane Nasa, the Sleepy Miner, and craft with Hakushika Iori, the Enchanting Enigma!

But wait, there’s more! Survive with Fujikura Uruka, the Firestarter, explore with Shisui Michiru, the Mystic, and conquer with Tenma Maemi, the Diamond Warrior!

And that’s not all! Join Pipkin Pippa, the Pixel Princess, dig with Kaneko Lumi, the Lava Lover, and fight with Dizzy Dokuro, the Bone Breaker!

But wait, there’s even more! Adventure with Jelly Hoshiumi, the Galactic Gamer, craft with Ember Amane, the Blaze Boss, and build with Remilia Nephys, the Nether Queen!

So what are you waiting for? Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other! And remember, keep mining and crafting! 🤣🔥🎮

Hades 2: Blocky Boogaloo

blocky, Boogaloo, daedalus hammer, damage buff, double-shot, DPS monster, dual blades, EASY, first zone, flat damage, full, Hades, Hecate, mana meter, Omega attacks, Poseidon, runs, Specials, starting staff, tech demo, useless

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1413
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Votes:	3360	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where winning is so easy that you’ll be slaying dragons with your eyes closed! Our starting staff is so OP that even Chuck Norris would be jealous. Join us and become a DPS monster with the power of Poseidon and Hecate at your fingertips. And don’t even get me started on the Daedalus hammer – double-shot madness, baby!

Omega attacks? More like omega useless! But hey, at least you’ll get a damage buff if your mana meter isn’t full. Who needs omega attacks when you’ve got all this power at your disposal?

Come join us on our server and dominate like never before. Just make sure you’re ready to win every single run – because that’s just how we roll here. See you in the game!

Crafty Creepers – Where Everyone is Welcome (except for griefers)

anti-black, Blacks, colleges, commencement speech, Crafty, CREEPERS, FIRED, Gay, Griefers, harvard, influential, Israel, jew supremacist, Jews, Muslim speaker, muslims, protesting Israel, racism, racist beginnings, sats, standardized test scores, University, valedictorian

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7824
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the craziness of the real world and dive into a world of pure fun and adventure! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some WILD stories that will make you want to hit that join button right now!

Did you hear about the highly influential university that canceled a Muslim speaker for absolutely no reason? That’s right, suspected racism at its finest! But fear not, on our server, everyone is welcome no matter what their background is. We embrace diversity like no other!

And get this, a black Harvard Gay was actually fired for not supporting Israel! Can you believe it? On our server, we encourage freedom of speech and expression, no matter how outrageous it may be!

But wait, there’s more! Harvard is now using standardized test scores again, after originally stopping because they were deemed racist. Now that black students are protesting Israel, they bring back the “racist anti-black SATs”. On our server, we believe in fairness and equality for all players, no matter what their test scores may be!

So what are you waiting for? Join our INSANE Minecraft server today and let the adventure begin!

Crafty Creators Club – Where Noobs Become Pros!

agdg, agdg-steam, amateur game development, Archive, club, Crafty, Creators, Demo Day 55, Demo Day 56, Demo Days, gamedev, handbrake, helpful links, How to WebM, Logo, new threads, Noobs, obsproject, Previous thread, Pros, Resources, steam games, VG, webm, WebM converter

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4338
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride of creativity, adventure, and mayhem like you’ve never seen before.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with unicorns, rainbow bridges, and dancing llamas. They couldn’t believe their eyes! And that player? They never left. Because once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave either.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond castle, guarded by a fierce dragon who only accepts players with the most epic building skills. Are you up for the challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your wildest imagination!

Crafting Love Connections – Pre-Tinder Era Server

awkward moments, Chivalry, Communication, Connections, courtship, Crafting, DATING, dating apps, era, Etiquette, love, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, parents, past times, phone calls, PreTinder, relationships, romance, Server, social interactions, Technology, teenage crushes, teenage years, Traditional

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	112
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of dating apps and bad boy Chads!

Back in the day, before the era of dating apps, you had to call your crush’s house and risk having their parents answer the phone. But fear not, on our server, you can build a fortress so impenetrable that not even Chad himself can break through!

Join us for epic adventures, unlimited diamonds, and the chance to show off your mad crafting skills to impress even the toughest of parents. Who needs dating apps when you can conquer the pixelated world with your friends by your side?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave those pesky parents and bad boys in the dust!

Minecraft Madness: Animated Adventures

Adventures, animated, best tales, gets the least screentime, girl, madness, Minecraft, Tales of Animation, UNFAIR

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5223
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	6019	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Are you tired of being the best tales girl in Minecraft but getting the least screentime? Well, on our server, that won’t be a problem! Join us and become the star of your own Minecraft story!

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine is scared to log on. We have dragons that shoot rainbows out of their mouths and unicorns that drop diamonds wherever they trot.

But that’s not all! We have a secret treasure island where you can find enchanted golden apples and magic wands that grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s against the rules).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the legendary hero you were always meant to be! And remember, on our server, the best tales girl always gets the most screentime!

ChunkyGayCraft: Where Big, Stupid, Gay Fun Happens!

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4482
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being fat, gay, and stupid is not only accepted, but celebrated! Join us for a wild adventure filled with explosive surprises and fabulous friends.

Our server is home to the largest collection of rainbow-colored sheep in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that if you shear them all at once, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. But be careful, one of those wishes might just turn you into a giant marshmallow!

Looking for a challenge? Test your skills in our ridiculously difficult parkour course, where the floor is made of lava and the obstacles are made of rainbows. Only the bravest and most agile players will make it to the end and claim the coveted title of Parkour King (or Queen)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of talking pigs. They may not have much to say, but they sure know how to throw a good party! Join them for a dance-off and see if you have what it takes to out-twist a pig.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you might just discover that being fat, gay, and stupid is the key to unlocking a whole new level of fun and adventure!

Crafty Cat Ladies: No Bullying Zone

bullying, cat, Crafty, discrimination, female aggression, gender dynamics, gender inequality, gender stereotypes, Harassment, Incels, ladies, mental health, Misogyny, online harassment, peer pressure, power dynamics, social hierarchy, Social Issues, societal norms, societal pressures, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, victim blaming, women bullying, Zone

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3153
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where incels are so common that they practically run the place! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy incel antics and unbelievable drama.

Our server is like no other, with incels building towering monuments to their favorite anime waifus and engaging in intense incel debates about the best strategies for finding a girlfriend.

But that’s not all! We also have incel-exclusive events where players can compete to win the heart of a virtual girlfriend and incel-themed skins to really get into character.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the incel community itself, look no further. Join us today and prepare to be amazed by the incel insanity that awaits!