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| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 7750 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1078 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
so, like, imagine if you could, like, flick through someone’s minecraft server and see, like, when they were a noob! join our epic server and uncover the ancient ruins of our founder’s first dirt house! you’ll be like, “whoa, this guy was a total scrub back in the day!” but now, like, he’s a total pro and you can, like, learn from his mistakes or something. plus, our server has, like, a secret underground lair filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and, like, a pet zombie named fred. so, like, come join us and, like, discover the mysteries of our totally rad server!
