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LeakyBlackMythReviewsMC-SMP

25 hours long, 50 transformations, 8.5/10, Boring, Cinematics, devil may cry, English Dub, Game, goty, graphics, Leaks.., LeakyBlackMythReviewsMCSMP, main story, Real Black Myth Reviews, serviceable, Skill Tree, Small, souls fans, stutters

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	736
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3191
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the main story is a whopping 25 hours long – that’s longer than it takes for a creeper to explode in your face!

But wait, there’s more! We have over 50 transformations that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman. And if you think the game gets boring without these transformations, just wait until you see our small skill tree – it’s so small, it makes a baby chicken look like a giant!

Our game may stutter a bit, but that just adds to the challenge – it’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode! And don’t even get me started on our cinematics – they’re so good, you’ll be scratching your head trying to follow along like a confused villager.

And if you’re a souls fan, you’ll find our game a walk in the park – literally, because we have a beautiful park in our server that you can stroll through while admiring the stunning graphics. One reviewer even said our game plays more like Devil May Cry, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a game that’s good enough to run for Game of the Year – one reviewer even gave it an 8.5/10, which is higher than the number of diamonds you’ll find in a mineshaft!

MIL Cleanup Crew Minecraft Server

assisted living, Boundaries, caregiving, children, cleanliness, Cleanup, CREW, Decision making, family, family dynamics, health, hygiene, mental health, MIL, Minecraft, obesity, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, Server, Support

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6378
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	139	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as wiping someone’s ass for them? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unforgettable experience.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while dodging poop-filled obstacles just like in the story above. Our server is so insane, you’ll be questioning reality as you battle mobs and clean up after them (hopefully not in the same way as the MIL in the story).

But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can compete in poop-cleaning challenges and earn exclusive rewards. Who knew Minecraft could be this wacky?

So if you’re ready for a server that’s as crazy as wiping someone’s ass at a family reunion, join us now! Just don’t forget to bring your own toilet paper.

BrothersNotInvitedLOL

adoption, Biological, Boundaries, brotherhood, BrothersNotInvitedLOL, drug addiction, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, family relationships, family rift, Family tree, HEARTBREAK, parents, setting boundaries, Siblings, standing up for myself, Support, support system, Trauma, uninvited, Wedding

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5019
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4

Are you tired of family drama ruining your special moments? Join our Minecraft server where you can create your own family tree without any uninvited guests! No more walking on eggshells or dealing with brothers who don’t see you as family. Build your own supportive community and leave the drama behind. Plus, our virtual weddings are drama-free and always full of love and support. Say “I do” to joining our server today!

AttractiveCraft SMP

attractive, AttractiveCraft, Behavior, Body language, charisma, Charm, communication skills, Confidence, Etiquette, fashion sense, grace, Grooming, hygiene, Manners, Personality, positive attitude, self improvement, self-care, smp, Social Skills, Style, Unattractive

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2227
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dimension Hops:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Magic Items Found:	3616	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft SMP is so exclusive that only the most attractive players are allowed to join. That’s right, if you’re not turning heads in real life, you’re not getting in here.

But why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were approached by a group of baby zombies riding on chickens. These tiny terrors challenged the player to a dance-off, and let’s just say things got pretty wild. The player ended up winning the dance-off and was rewarded with a pet llama that poops out diamonds. True story.

So if you want to experience crazy adventures, meet new friends (both human and zombie), and maybe even find love in a blocky world, then come join our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, only the most attractive players need apply.

CraftyMysteryLand

bewildering, BIZARRE, CraftyMysteryLand, eerie, Enigmatic, first-hand, Inexplicable, inexplicable events, Mysterious, odd, Paranormal, peculiar, perplexing, strange, strange occurrences, Supernatural, Uncanny, Unexplainable, unexplained phenomena, UNUSUAL, witnessed

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5611
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Buildings Constructed:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Have you ever seen a chicken riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying llamas, exploding sheep, and a secret underground society of dancing creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see for yourself what all the buzz is about!

BlockCraft HQ Minecraft Server

Beirut, Beirut news, blockcraft, Conflict, Crisis, evacuating, evacuation, evacuation plan, headquarters, hezbollah, Hezbollah news, Lebanese politics, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military, Minecraft, political turmoil, regional tensions, Report, security threat, Server, Terrorism

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2507
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Crops Grown:	6146
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Farms Harvested:	403
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have I got a treat for you! Join our server and experience the wildest adventures you can imagine!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a gang of creepers start breakdancing around you. But don’t worry, our server has a secret weapon – flying pigs! That’s right, these magical pigs will swoop in and save the day, all while wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep music.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle? Well, on our server, llamas are the ultimate warriors. They’ll spit on your enemies and kick them into oblivion, all while looking fabulous in their diamond armor.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is actually a secret base for Hezbollah! That’s right, you’ll be building alongside some of the most powerful militants in the world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a rocket launcher into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

KremlinCraft: Russian Exodus

border, Conflict, Crisis, cross-border attack, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, evacuation, exodus, flee, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Military, political turmoil, Refugees, response, russia, Russian, Safety, SECURITY, Tensions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7212
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Votes:	3063	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more russians fleeing ukraine than ever before! the kremlin is freaking out and we are just here building epic castles and battling dragons. join us for the chaos and mayhem, and maybe even start your own international incident while you’re at it! who needs politics when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper? come on, what are you waiting for? the world is on fire but our server is lit!

YoloCraft – Forever Young

age, Existence, Experience, fleeting, fleeting moment, fleeting reality, fleeting wisdom, Life, moment, oldest, passing, passing existence, passing time, perspective, PRESENT, Reality, Time, Today, wisdom, yolocraft, young, youngest

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3035
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	9582	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

so, like, join our epic minecraft server because, like, we have unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbows that taste like skittles.

like, seriously, our server is so lit that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play some blocky games with us.

we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs.

plus, our staff is, like, super cool and will help you out with anything you need, whether it’s building a giant castle or fighting off a horde of creepers.

so, like, don’t be a noob and join our server today. because, like, today is the oldest we’ve ever been, and the youngest we’ll ever be. so, like, YOLO and stuff.

MineFoMO: Avoid Burnout & Craft Happiness

AVOID, Burnout, communication strategies, Craft, employee burnout, employee engagement, employee mental health, employers, enhance information flow, fear of missing out, FOMO, Happiness, information overload, information sharing, job satisfaction, mental health awareness, Mental Wellbeing, MineFoMO, new study, practical suggestions, productivity, Stress Management, work environment, work-life balance, workplace stress

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5044
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

OMG GUYS, U BETTER JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IF U DON’T U GONNA MISS OUT ON ALL DA FUN! LIKE, IF U AIN’T THERE, U GONNA BE SUPER SAD AND HAVE MENTAL HEALTH PROBLEMS AND STUFF.

DIS SERVER IS DA CURE FOR INFORMATION OVERLOAD AND BURNOUT, LIKE U JUST PLAY MINECRAFT AND ALL UR PROBLEMS GO AWAY.

JOIN NOW OR U GONNA REGRET IT FOREVER, LIKE SERIOUSLY. U DON’T WANNA BE DA ONLY ONE MISSING OUT ON ALL DA CRAZY FUN WE HAVE HERE. TRUST ME, U NEED DIS IN UR LIFE.

Space Monkeys

Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3630
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Space Monkeys is a small community SMP server that offers a nearly vanilla experience. The only feature that sets it apart from a fully vanilla setup is the world border. This semi-technical server has been running a map since the 1.21 update. If you’re interested in joining, please apply through our Discord!

spacemonkeys.world