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| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 3244 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 12 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 171 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 380 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
so like, u know how u play minecraft and u just building ur lil house and mining ur lil diamonds and stuff, right? well, imagine if u could also prevent gum disease and strokes at the same time!! like, how crazy is that??
on this server, we got this magic potion that not only gives u superpowers in the game but also makes ur teeth sparkle like diamonds and keeps ur gums healthy af. so, like, u can be slaying zombies and creepers while also preventing gum disease. like, who else can say that??
and get this, if u join our server, u get a chance to win a trip to the moon in real life!! yeah, u heard me right. we got this secret warp portal that takes u straight to the moon where u can mine moon rocks and build a moon base. it’s outta this world, literally!!
so, like, if u wanna have a blast in minecraft, prevent gum disease, and win a trip to the moon, then u gotta join our server ASAP. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride!!
