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SMP: GayCraft – Monsters, Aliens, and Demons #559

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7608
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace all things weird and wonderful! Are you tired of the same old lions, tigers, and bears? Oh my! Join us at /gmad/ – Gay Monsters, Aliens, and Demons Thread, where we celebrate monsters, aliens, demons, and even unconventional furry species.

But beware, we have a strict no sparkledogs (MLP) policy, because we’re all about the truly bizarre and unique creatures. From dragons to werewolves to robots, we’ve got it all. And if less than two people complain about your post, it’s totally okay!

Join us for a wild ride filled with gory dragon marine and xenomorph stories, dragon slit play adventures, and even a Skyrim modding Rentry for all your monstrous needs. Our community is chill, creative, and always up for a good laugh.

So come on in, grab your weird dick (or other overlooked assortment) and let’s build something truly out of this world in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even encounter a sparkledog trying to sneak in, but don’t worry, we’ll send them packing with a roar!

SelfishCraft Minecraft Server

Boyfriend, comprehension level, destination wedding, eloping, ENGAGEMENT, exclusion, experiences, facebook group, family, inclusion, less fortunate, mentally disabled, milestone, Minecraft, relationship, selfish, selfish bitch, SelfishCraft, Selfishness, Server, sister, Understanding, Wedding

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8130
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Farms Harvested:	713
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and craziness of real life! Just like this wild family story, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on your toes.

Join us and build your own virtual world where you don’t have to worry about including anyone else – unless, of course, you want to! You can elope with your in-game partner, explore new destinations, and create your own epic wedding without any interference from overbearing family members.

Forget about being called a selfish bitch – on our server, you have the right to be as selfish as you want! So come on in and let your creativity run wild, because the only drama here is the kind you create for yourself. See you in the game!

CraftyParentProbs

Argument, Boundaries, Communication, CraftyParentProbs, creativity, criticism, emotional, family, hobbies, interests, mental health, parents, personal growth, relationships, self worth, self-care, Self-expression, Support, Understanding, validation

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7361
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Emeralds Found:	8601
Zombie Dances:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

🤣🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride of fun and laughter that will make you forget all about your parents calling you an empty shell of a human being! 🤣🌟

🎨🍪🏀📝 From painting to baking to basketball, we’ve got it all on our server! And don’t worry, no one will tell you that your creations are garbage or burnt. In fact, we encourage you to let your creativity run wild! 🎨🍪🏀📝

💃🤸‍♀️💅 Ever wanted to try ballet or gymnastics? How about mastering the art of hairstyling and nail design? On our server, you can explore all of your interests without anyone telling you that you’re too stupid or that your designs are ugly. In fact, we think you’re a creative genius! 💃🤸‍♀️💅

🚀🔬📚 And if you’ve ever dreamed of pursuing a career in cardiovascular medicine or engineering, we say go for it! No one here will ever doubt your abilities or tell you that writing doesn’t pay enough. In fact, we believe in you and your potential to achieve greatness! 🚀🔬📚

Join our server today and leave all the negativity behind. We promise you’ll have a blast and discover a whole new world of possibilities! 😉✨ #NoMoreEmptyShell #MinecraftMagic

CreeperCrusaders

arrogance, bad hygiene, being close-minded, being controlling, being disrespectful, being inconsiderate, being judgmental, being manipulative, being unreliable, CreeperCrusaders, dishonesty, lack of ambition, lack of empathy, lack of integrity, lack of manners, laziness, Negativity, poor communication skills, rudeness, Selfishness, unattractive behavior

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7115
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0

Join our Minecraft server if you want to avoid all the unattractive things in life! We guarantee that no one will ever do anything uncool like wearing socks with sandals or double-dipping their chips here. Our server is a haven for only the most attractive and stylish players who know how to build the coolest structures and slay the most epic mobs.

But beware, if you do anything unattractive like building a dirt house or wearing mismatched armor, our resident fashion police will come after you with their diamond swords! So join our server now and let your inner beauty shine through in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

LeopardCraft – Tanked Up in Ukraine

armored vehicles, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense cooperation, denmark, dispatch, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Leopard tanks, LeopardCraft, military aid, military equipment, military intervention, military support, nato, Netherlands, Peacekeeping, tanked, Ukraine

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5040
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	New Chunks Explored:	317567
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

lolz come join our minecraft server where we have 14 leopard tanks ready to be dispatched to Ukraine within weeks! why do we have tanks in a minecraft server you ask? well, because we like to keep things interesting and who doesn’t want to ride a tank through a blocky world? join us for epic battles and crazy adventures as we conquer the land with our tank army! plus, where else can you find tanks in a minecraft server? it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity, so don’t miss out! join now and let’s roll out!

DateCraft2030

Advancements, Calendar, Clarity, confusion, Consistency, date formats, DateCraft2030, digitalization, efficiency, Future, mm-dd, mm-yy, Modernization, organization, progress, simplification, standardization, Technology, Time, uniformity, years ahead

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1401
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Potions Brewed:	52	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IN 8 YEARS WE GONNA BE LIVIN IN THE FUTURE AND WON’T HAVE TO WORRY BOUT DATES NO MORE. U CAN BUILD A TIME MACHINE AND GO BACK TO THE DINOSAURS TIMES AND RIDE A T-REX. ALSO, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS BE THROWIN PARTIES EVERY NIGHT. PLUS, U CAN RIDE A PIGEON INTO BATTLE AGAINST A DRAGON. SO JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET WEIRD TOGETHER!

AvianFluGoneViral

avian, avian influenza, AvianFluGoneViral, COMPREHENSIVE, genome, genome sequencing, honing, Human, human-to-human transmission, INFECTIONS, influenza, multidirectional, multidirectional infections, Risk, sequencing, species, step, transmission ability, Virus, worrying

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7796
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Magic Items Found:	8374
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

so, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s like nothing u’ve ever seen before. we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and zombies that do the cha cha slide. but wait, there’s more!

did u know that our server is actually run by a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world? yeah, u heard me right. these chickens are no joke. they’ve got plans to infect every player with a virus that turns them into…chickens. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

oh, and did i mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? yep, that’s right. u gotta build bridges and ladders just to get around. it’s like a real-life game of parkour, but with more explosions and lava.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. just be careful of those sneaky chickens…they’re always watching.

Bloom SMP: Where vanilla is semi, English is spoken, and crossplay is encouraged!

active community, Bloom, crossplay, discord server, encouraged, English, Events, friendly administrators, friendly environment, Grief Protection, multiplayer, Semi, Semi Vanilla, smp, spoken, Vanilla, Version 1.21., Website

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8485
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server

IP Address	play.bloomsmp.net
Supported Versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions of Minecraft are supported?	The server supports versions 1.9 – 1.21.
Is griefing allowed?	No, the server has anti-griefing measures in place.

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

blocktopia, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6200
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Farms Harvested:	694	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and feeling like a lonely block in a vast world of pixels? Well, fear not my friend, for our server is here to save you from the depths of boredom! Join us and be part of a community where creepers are actually friendly and pigs can fly (literally, we have a mod for that).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so social that even the Ender Dragon attends our weekly tea parties. Yes, you heard that right, the Ender Dragon loves a good cup of Earl Grey and a chat about the latest gossip in the Nether.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is so popular that even Herobrine himself logs on to play hide and seek with the players. Rumor has it he’s a master at blending in with the environment, so good luck finding him!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and be part of the craziest, most social Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

Minecraft SMP: AEWcameraSux

aew, AEWcameraSux, broadcast quality, camera work, cinematic wrestling, cinematography, film major, media production, Minecraft, production value, professional wrestling, smp, Sports Entertainment, television production, tv show, Visual Storytelling, wrestling, wrestling community, wrestling fans, wrestling industry, wrestling promotion, wwe, youtube show

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3700
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Votes:	7005

Are you tired of watching Minecraft SMPs that have the production value of a potato? Well, look no further because our server is like the Avengers of Minecraft SMPs – epic, action-packed, and full of plot twists that will leave you screaming “OMG” in the chat.

Join us and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block. We have more drama than a soap opera, more plot twists than a Christopher Nolan film, and more laughs than a stand-up comedy show. Trust me, you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else.

So why wait? Join now and be a part of something truly legendary. Who knows, you might even become the next big Minecraft superstar. Just remember, on our server, anything can happen – from building a giant chicken statue to accidentally unleashing a horde of creepers on your friends. It’s all in a day’s work for us.