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Genetically Modified Femcel Funland

63, attraction, characteristics, DATING, desire, ethnicity, FEMCEL, FUNLAND, Genes, genetically, genetics, height, interested, Modified, Physical, Preferences, Qualities, relationship, sharing, slavic, Tall, Traits, Unique

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5174
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	40
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Dragon Eggs Found:	7060
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, we offer a unique experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

Join us if you want to share your genes with some smelly femcel – because who wouldn’t want to do that, am I right? We’re all about genetic diversity and creating a community of players who are as tall as 6’3 and as Slavic as they come.

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy genetics and hilarious shenanigans, then come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just find your perfect match and create the ultimate Minecraft power couple!

CraftyCreeperz – Where Noobs Become Pros

ASP, Chinese, Chuuba birthday calendar, Corpo, CraftyCreeperz, ducks, Hag, indie, indie vtubers, japanese, koikatsu cards, large indies global, lig, non-English, Noobs, OC material, Pros, Russian, Swarm, Thread Music, tiermaker, Twitch clips guide, twitch partner, Uoh, vod archival guide, VOD Archive, vrt, vsj, VT, youtube equivalent

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7232
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	25	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2940	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Star Shards Collected:	208

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server where only the elite indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more can join. Why join, you ask? Well, because we all know that the real VIPs are the ones with the big numbers, and we’re here to celebrate them in all their glory.

Think your 499 view oshi deserves a spot? Well, as long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, they’re welcome here. And let’s not forget about our non-English superstars like the Russian sensation DMITRY_BALE or the Chinese powerhouse hennie2001.

But wait, what about the corpo vtubers? As long as they don’t own talent IPs and have less than 1000 CCV, they can still hang with the cool kids here. And don’t worry, we’ve got guides for everything from Twitch clips to VOD archival to keep you entertained.

So come join us on this wild ride of indie vtuber madness. Who knows, you might even run into a duck or two along the way. And remember, in this world of Minecraft, anything is possible. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime.

CosmicX VS Hypixel

Adventurer, Builder, city hub, Connect, CosmicX, Creative, Custom Features, Explorer, Fair Rules, Friends, Gobrush, Inclusive Community, Join, Plotworld, Private Realms, Regular Updates, Roleplay, Server, SMP Adventure, Solo, Survival, Vanilla, Worldedit

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7096
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6969
Dimension Hops:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	168	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Hypixel	CosmicX
Pros	Pros
One of the largest and most popular Minecraft servers Offers a wide variety of mini-games and game modes Constant updates and new content Active and large player base	Expansive 512×512 creative plots with powerful tools Vanilla creative server with custom features Private realms for solo or group play Fair rules and inclusive community
Cons	Cons
Can be overwhelming for new players due to complexity Some game modes may have long queue times Premium ranks and perks may give paying players an advantage	Not as well-known or established as Hypixel May have smaller player base Less variety in game modes compared to Hypixel

FAQ

What makes Hypixel different from CosmicX?

Hypixel is one of the largest and most popular Minecraft servers known for its wide variety of mini-games and game modes. It offers constant updates and has a large player base. On the other hand, CosmicX focuses on creative plots, vanilla creative server, private realms, and fair rules with an inclusive community.

Is there a pay-to-win aspect in either server?

Hypixel may have premium ranks and perks that give paying players an advantage, while CosmicX aims to maintain fair gameplay for all players with its rules and regulations.

Which server is better for new players?

CosmicX may be more beginner-friendly with its focus on creative freedom and a supportive community, while Hypixel’s complexity and wide range of game modes may be overwhelming for new players.

Minecraft Madness: Blue Archive Anime Fun!

Anime, Archive, Blue, blue archive, character design, cute, Fun, japanese animation, Kawaii, looks like a wuss, madness, Minecraft, mobile game, not manly, Otaku, role playing, School, Sensei, skinny, strategy, STUDENT, Teacher, unthreatening, video game, will never have sex

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3287
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Love Letters Sent:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with basic skins? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with Blue Archive Anime Sensei skins that will make you look so skinny and unthreatening that no one will ever suspect you of being manly. In fact, you’ll look like such a wuss that you’ll never have sex again! Join us for a laugh and a good time as you navigate through the world looking like the ultimate anime sensei. Who needs muscles when you have style? Join now for a good time and some questionable fashion choices!

Blocky McBlockface Land of LOLZ

blocky, Choice, confusion, Contemplate, contemplation, decision, Dilemma, doubt, Game, guess, hesitation, Land, lolz, McBlockface, Ponder, pondering, puzzle, question.., Repetition, speculate, think.., uncertainty, Wonder

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1194
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Star Shards Collected:	255
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and gold ore, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who will trade you rare items for cookies.

2. We have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but enchanted fishing rods. The winner gets a pet dragon that will follow them around and roast any enemies that come too close.

3. Our server has a hidden jungle temple that is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a former player who got lost in the maze of traps and puzzles. Will you be brave enough to explore it and claim the treasure hidden within?

4. We have a custom plugin that turns all the cows on the server into disco-dancing party animals. They will follow you around and provide you with endless milk and steak, all while busting out their best dance moves.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

FMA > FMAB: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

Adventure, fma, fmab, fullmetal alchemist, fullmetal alchemist brotherhood, Minecraft, Ultimate

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2473
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	455	Dragons Tamed:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate gaming experience for all you Minecraft fanatics out there!

Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena. We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including one that turns all the zombies into Justin Bieber look-alikes (trust us, it’s hilarious).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a rap battle, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots lasers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Remember, fma > fmab, and our server is fma > all the rest!

Crafty Cows and Chicken Chompers: Your Ultimate Minecraft Buffet

Animals, Bitch, buffet, Castrated, chicken, Chompers, Cows, Crafty, cuck, degradation, DOMINANCE, Eating, emasculation, Gender Roles, Humiliation, Masculinity, Men, Minecraft, Misogyny, power dynamics, pussy, slave food, stiff dick, Submission, toxic masculinity, Ultimate, wimps

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8747
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you will never turn into a “cuck bitch”! Our animals are all free-range and definitely not castrated, so you can rest assured that your manly prowess will remain intact.

Join us for epic battles against hordes of zombie pigmen, where only the bravest survive. Rumor has it that those who conquer our server’s challenges will gain the ability to summon a giant chicken to ride into battle.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior? Don’t let your lack of stiff dick energy hold you back – join now and unleash your inner beast!

ChillZone SMP VS Hypixel

Application Process, chill atmosphere, Community, community-driven server, Diamond Economy, Discord integration, Dynmap, Economy, exciting gameplay, Experienced Staff, Fair Play, Friendly staff, Grief Protection, Land claiming, Player Shops, player-centered decisions, player-controlled economy, PvE, relaxed rules, server longevity, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7664
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	292	Alien Abductions:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Dragons Tamed:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Hypixel	ChillZone SMP
– Massive player base – Wide variety of minigames – Constant updates and new content – Active community events – Custom plugins and features – Competitive gameplay – Active support team – Public server with no whitelist	– Small and close-knit community – Player-controlled economy – Whitelisted server – User-friendly land-claiming plugin – Discord integration – Vanilla gameplay with tweaks – Player shops – Experienced and friendly staff – Relaxed server rules

**Hypixel FAQ:**

1. How many players are usually online on Hypixel? – Hypixel typically has tens of thousands of players online at any given time.

2. Can I join Hypixel without a whitelist? – Yes, Hypixel is a public server and does not require a whitelist to join.

3. Are there any custom plugins on Hypixel? – Yes, Hypixel has a range of custom plugins and features to enhance gameplay.

4. What kind of events does Hypixel host? – Hypixel hosts a variety of community events, tournaments, and giveaways.

**ChillZone FAQ:**

1. How do I join ChillZone SMP? – You can join ChillZone SMP by filling out an application form on their Discord server.

2. Is ChillZone SMP a whitelisted server? – Yes, ChillZone SMP is a whitelisted semi-vanilla Minecraft server.

3. What kind of economy system does ChillZone SMP have? – ChillZone SMP features a diamond-based player-controlled economy system.

4. Are there any server rules on ChillZone SMP? – Yes, ChillZone SMP has relaxed server rules that prohibit things like exploiting, griefing, stealing, and abuse.

Crafty IQs: Are you smarter than a creeper?

ACADEMIC, achievement, Analysis, average level, Country, Crafty, creeper, culture, demographics, Development, education, global competitiveness, intelligence, IQs, knowledge, learning, Literacy, progress, Skills, Smart, Smarter, society, statistics, Workforce

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3296
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Are you tired of being the smartest person in your country? Do you yearn for a challenge that will make your brain cells do the cha-cha slide? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is filled with players who have PhDs in block placing and redstone engineering!

Join us and witness the average level of education skyrocket as players learn advanced mathematics just to build a functioning roller coaster in-game. We’ve had players go from barely knowing how to spell “Minecraft” to writing their doctoral thesis on the economic impact of diamond mining in just a few weeks!

So if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your IQ boosted to infinity and beyond, hop on our server and prepare to be schooled in the ways of Minecraft mastery! Who needs a college degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream, am I right?

Blockwatch – Where Minecraft meets Overwatch in a hilarious mashup! Join the fun at ‘/owg/’ server today!

Blockwatch, Colosseo rework, comics, competitive, Competitive rework, Defense Matrix, developer update, Fun, Hanzo skin, hero trailer, hilarious, Join, Kiriko spam filterlist, Map reworks, mashup, meets, Mercy spam filterlist., Minecraft, Mirrorwatch mode, Music, new hero, new tank, overwatch, Overwatch dev tracker, Overwatch Esports, Overwatch Wiki, OWG, OWSC Dallas Major, patch notes, Porsche Collab, Runasapi Push Map, Season 10, season 11, Server, Short stories, Space Ranger, Today, Venture’s Adventures

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2865
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no adventure? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for epic adventures with our hero, Venture, who will lead you on quests like no other.

But wait, there’s more! We have competitive reworks that will blow your mind, defense matrix that will make you unstoppable, and a new tank that will crush your enemies.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a collab with Porsche coming soon, because who doesn’t want to drive a luxury car in Minecraft?

Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had, with map reworks, new skins, and even a Space Ranger theme in Season 12. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a part of the madness!