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| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 7215 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 4502 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
join dis epic minecraft server where pigs fly and creepers dance like they at a rave. we got diamonds raining from the sky and lava that tastes like hot sauce. our mods are unicorns in disguise and our admins are actually wizards who can turn you into a block of cheese if you ask nicely.
build a house out of marshmallows and watch as it attracts a herd of rainbow sheep. go on quests to find the legendary golden potato and battle the evil chicken overlords who are trying to take over the server.
don’t worry about griefers, we have a team of ninja pandas who will protect your precious builds with their lives. join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. remember, exact change makes no cents on this server!
