We promise a gaming experience like no other, where you’ll have to navigate through challenges just like our players navigated through their formative years with older parents. Build your own virtual support system and make sure to have things put in place so you don’t end up caring for your fellow players in their golden years.
So come on, join us on this crazy journey and remember, it’s not just a game, it’s a life lesson in the making! And if anyone calls you an asshole for speaking the truth, just block them like you would a creeper in the night. See you in the game, adventurer!
Forget about being the designated caretaker or having to deal with entitled family members. On our server, the only thing you need to take care of are your virtual pets and creations. No one will guilt trip you into taking on more than you can handle.
Plus, with our inheritance system, you can rest assured that your hard-earned virtual wealth will be safe from greedy relatives. You won’t have to worry about being cut out of any wills or dealing with family drama over money. In fact, you can use your virtual riches to create the most epic builds and show off your wealth in-game.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to family obligations and hello to endless fun and freedom!
Imagine a world where your virtual boyfriend can’t pester you for sex because he’s too busy mining for diamonds or building a castle. No more grabbing you as you walk by, just pure, uninterrupted gameplay. And the best part? You can team up with other players who actually contribute to the virtual household tasks!
So come join us on this server where you can escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. Who needs a lazy partner when you have a whole virtual world to conquer?
On our server, you can build your dream world without having to worry about taking care of anyone else. No more worrying about feeding your virtual family or making sure they take their virtual meds. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun!
And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into taking care of them in-game, just tell them they can live on the virtual streets. After all, you’re here to relax and have a good time, not deal with other people’s problems. So come join us and leave the real world drama at the door!