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DMV Explosive Craft – Boom-tastic Minecraft Fun!

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7415
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where explosions are a daily occurrence! If you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of living near a naval academy without actually being there, this is the place for you!

Join us and witness the chaos as giant bangs echo through the virtual world, leaving players questioning their sanity. Who needs real life when you can have all the excitement and confusion right here in Minecraft?

Don’t miss out on the action – join now and see if you can survive the explosive madness!

CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV! LOL

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	537
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	261
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	26	Meteorites Collected:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Chimeras Created:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, DAWNTRAILMIX! Get ready for an adventure like no other, with early access starting on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT. The official release date is set for Tuesday, July 2, 2024, so mark your calendars!

But wait, there’s more! We have a mind-blowing Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT. Join forces with your favorite characters and conquer the world together!

And that’s not all, folks! How about participating in the PvP Series 5 until Patch 7.0? Show off your skills and dominate the battlefield like never before!

But wait, there’s even more awesomeness to discover on this server. From cross-region data center travel tests to resources, free companies, & Linkshells, we’ve got everything you need to level up your gaming experience.

And if you’re looking to socialize and meet new friends, don’t miss out on our upcoming meetups! From Excalibur to Balmung, we’ve got gatherings happening all over the server. Join us on April 20 for a special 420 Meetup (Hitler’s Birthday) – it’s going to be lit!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of DAWNTRAILMIX and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. Join us now and let the fun begin!

SnowflakeCraft

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4621
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	34
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	881
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever find!

Are you tired of walking on eggshells in other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage TANTRUMS at the slightest provocation! That’s right, let out all your frustrations in the most explosive way possible.

Join us and witness the most outrageous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant flying pigs to underwater roller coasters, our players have no limits when it comes to creativity.

And don’t worry about being judged for being “autistic/wrong/psycho/whatever” because on our server, we embrace all kinds of players. Let your inner WEIRDO shine bright!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing hysterically at the chaos that ensues.

Blocky Boners: The Minecraft Server for Small (or Average) Penis Players

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4611
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mines Excavated:	3701
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the beauty of small (or average) penises! This is a safespace for all the guys out there who are rocking a modest size downstairs to come together and share their dicks without fear of ridicule or sph (small penis humiliation).

Join us for a wild ride as we embark on epic quests to prove that size doesn’t matter in the world of Minecraft! Build towering structures with your modest blocks, slay dragons with your not-so-intimidating sword, and conquer the land with your average-sized army.

But remember, on this server, only those with small (or average) penises are allowed. So leave your sph at the door and come join us for a hilarious and empowering journey through the world of Minecraft. Let’s show the world that even the smallest of swords can slay the mightiest of beasts!

NeetCraft: Where even the unemployed can mine for diamonds!

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2601
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Ores Mined:	1985
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Divine Spears Created:	30	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Alien Abductions:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some CRAZY reasons why:

1. Our server is so LIT that even NEETS are thriving here! We have special quests and challenges just for them, with rewards that will make you RICH in game!

2. Forget about boring benefits of 400€ a month, on our server, NEETS get virtual GOLD raining down on them every single day! Who needs real money when you can be a virtual millionaire?

3. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary NEET who became the richest player in the game by doing nothing but NEETING all day long. Will you be the next NEET superstar?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest NEET adventure of your life! Remember, on this server, NEETING is not just a lifestyle, it’s a way of life.

PussyCraft: Where the Blocks Are Always Wet

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2358
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	31	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as her pussy through those Nike Pros! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest and most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine filled with creepy clowns who only spoke in cat memes. It was a sight to behold, and only those brave enough to join our server can experience such madness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary chicken army, led by a giant chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. They roam the land, spreading chaos and laughter wherever they go.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be prepared for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MemeCraft: LOL Edition

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5238
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Void Gems Collected:	16	Crops Grown:	5635
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your meme-loving, video-watching, and photo-posting needs!

Join us and experience the craziest adventures in the Minecraft world. Build a house out of diamonds, ride a llama into battle, and battle against a horde of zombie chickens!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He’s always up for a game of musical minecarts or a round of hide and seek in the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community on the internet! Previous Thread: Click here for more madness!

NukeCraft: Where Countries Battle it Out!

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9879
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	22
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Emeralds Found:	6091	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! We’ve got players from all over the world, including North Korea, Israel, India, Pakistan, UK, France, China, USA, Russia, and even Poopesh Dickshit (yeah, we don’t know either).

Join us for explosive PvP battles where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. Build your own impenetrable fortress and defend it against raiders who will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds.

But that’s not all! We also have ridiculous mini-games like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even a game where you have to survive a zombie apocalypse while wearing a tutu (seriously, it’s a thing).

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the planet. Who knows, you might even make friends with Poopesh Dickshit himself!

BlockyBoys R Us: Where Even the Pixels are Hung

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	258
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Love Letters Sent:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Enchantments Applied:	54	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a ridiculous adventure filled with shota drama and chaos? Join us now and witness the absolute madness that awaits you!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of deranged players stumbled upon our server and were immediately sucked into a whirlwind of shota shenanigans. They built the most outrageous structures, engaged in epic battles, and even tamed a pack of killer bunnies to do their bidding. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary hung shota – a mythical creature that roams the land, causing chaos wherever it goes. Will you be brave enough to face this monstrous being and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Bionicle Babes and Blockheads: A Minecraft Adventure

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7628
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Alien Abductions:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the possibilities are as endless as your imagination! Are you tired of boring old blocky characters? Well, on our server, you can create sexy Bionicle women to spice up your gameplay!

Join us and embark on epic adventures with your new Bionicle companions. Build a fortress together, mine for diamonds, and battle evil mobs side by side. Who knew that the key to success in Minecraft was having a squad of sexy Bionicle women by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and start creating your dream team of sexy Bionicle women today! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server. Join now and let the madness begin!